| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
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Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet |
1.95 | 04/07/2016 11:24:21 |
| Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper! |
|
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Get Off My Lawn! |
1.79 | 04/06/2016 17:08:15 |
| Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids! |
|
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Margaritaville! |
1.86 | 04/06/2016 17:06:56 |
| Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!? |
|
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Being an Adult is Sad Enough |
1.81 | 04/06/2016 14:02:39 |
| Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed. |
|
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Forever Young |
1.84 | 04/06/2016 13:41:42 |
| Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true! |
|
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Living Hell |
1.75 | 04/06/2016 13:38:07 |
| Die 100 times in Womb Room |
|
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Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed |
1.86 | 04/06/2016 13:29:02 |
| Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?! |
|
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Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters |
1.86 | 04/06/2016 13:25:31 |
| Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper! |
|
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Tears From Heaven |
1.79 | 04/06/2016 13:22:42 |
| You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes |
|
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Rage Against The Machine |
1.73 | 04/06/2016 13:00:20 |
| Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain. |
|
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Darwin Award Nominee |
1.77 | 04/06/2016 11:37:06 |
| Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd! |
|
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Which Radical Movement is Right for You? |
1.77 | 04/06/2016 11:32:41 |
| Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground! |
|
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Early Warning Signs |
1.65 | 04/06/2016 11:32:41 |
| Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin. |
|
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I Don’t Want To Grow Up! |
1.73 | 04/06/2016 11:29:01 |
| Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you. |
|
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Happy Family! |
1.48 | 04/06/2016 11:29:01 |
| Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life! |
|
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Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams |
1.64 | 04/06/2016 11:27:05 |
| 9/11 was an inside job. |
|
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Psychiatrist's Wet Dream |
1.73 | 04/06/2016 11:12:43 |
| Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO! |
|
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Massacre |
1.67 | 04/06/2016 11:12:43 |
| Die 50 times in Womb Room |
|
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Better Red Than Dead! |
1.58 | 04/06/2016 11:12:43 |
| Having a soul is overrated. |
|
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Hello Darkness, My Old Friend |
1.73 | 04/06/2016 11:08:59 |
| Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways? |
|
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Pet Cemetery |
1.73 | 04/06/2016 11:08:59 |
| Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH! |
|
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Everybody Hurts |
1.69 | 04/06/2016 10:28:25 |
| Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb? |
|
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Smells Like Teen Spirit! |
1.73 | 04/05/2016 23:40:04 |
| Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man. |
|
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Hot pocket! |
1.54 | 04/05/2016 23:38:54 |
| You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator. |
|
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Warm Popsicle |
1.67 | 04/05/2016 23:37:30 |
| Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle? |
|
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Poor Investment |
1.52 | 04/05/2016 23:32:45 |
| Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions. |
|
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Curiosity Killed The Cat |
1.31 | 04/05/2016 23:18:33 |
| Live 9 lives in Womb Room |
|
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Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son! |
1.55 | 04/05/2016 23:17:46 |
| You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer? |
|
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POG Champ! |
1.51 | 04/05/2016 23:16:59 |
| You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything! |
|
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Angry Video Game Nerd |
1.56 | 04/05/2016 23:12:58 |
| You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to. |
|
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One Life To Live |
1.38 | 04/05/2016 23:12:58 |
| Experience your first death outside the Womb Room |
|
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Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers? |
1.42 | 04/05/2016 23:10:11 |
| Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time. |
|
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One life is enough. |
1.06 | 04/05/2016 23:08:53 |
| Live out a single life, then quit the game. |
|
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0% Chance |
1.18 | 04/05/2016 23:08:09 |
| Experience death before being born. |
| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
|
 |
The Blood of Christ |
2.59 |
| Tastes delicious! |
|
 |
Irresponsible Parents |
2.59 |
| You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate. |
|
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Future Serial Killer! |
2.59 |
| You’ve always looked good in red! |
|
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But I don’t even believe in Jeebus! |
2.59 |
| Just repent on your death bed! |
|
 |
In The Ghetto! |
2.59 |
| It’s the hard knock life! |
|
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Participant Trophy |
2.59 |
| Everyone is sooo special! |
|
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Pills! Pills! Pills! |
2.59 |
| Pills! Pills! Pills! |
|
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D.A.R.E |
2.59 |
| What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs. |
|
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Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People |
2.59 |
| You can take my guns from my cold dead hands! |
|
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In The Not Too Distant Future |
2.59 |
| At least you still have all those red sweaters! |
|
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When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest |
2.59 |
| Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room |
|
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Masochist |
2.37 |
| Die 1,000 times in Womb Room |
|
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Life is Meaningless |
2.59 |
| Die 10,000 times in Womb Room |
