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Win a Round |
Stay a while and listen. |
09/24/2015 08:41:29 |
1.24 |
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Win Three Rounds in a Row |
Toasty! |
09/24/2015 08:41:31 |
1.54 |
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Win Five Rounds in a Row |
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL! |
09/24/2015 08:41:31 |
1.74 |
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Play Ten Rounds |
Big money, big prizes, I love it! |
09/24/2015 08:41:32 |
1.50 |
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Play 50 Rounds |
Show me your moves! |
09/24/2015 08:41:32 |
1.88 |
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Play 150 Rounds |
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? |
09/24/2015 08:41:33 |
2.27 |
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Break 250 Blocks |
The kid just rages for a while. |
09/24/2015 08:41:34 |
1.51 |
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Break 1000 Blocks |
This is my rifle. There are many like it... but I call it "Cuddles." |
09/24/2015 08:41:36 |
1.87 |
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Break 2500 Blocks |
As the moon burned bright above, I strode valiantly toward my destiny, and vowed to return victorious. |
09/24/2015 08:41:37 |
2.07 |
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Detonate 10 Bombs |
A bomb has been planted at the base. |
09/24/2015 08:41:37 |
1.81 |
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Lock the Wall 20 Times |
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. |
09/24/2015 08:41:38 |
1.88 |
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Activate 30 Wildcards |
How 'bout a little Magitek mayhem? |
09/24/2015 08:41:39 |
1.99 |
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Win a Round with the Scoop Paddle |
It's a lot like soccer, but more like basketball, and nothing like soccer. |
09/24/2015 08:41:40 |
1.74 |
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Win a Round with the Tripaddle |
Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong. |
09/24/2015 08:41:41 |
1.85 |
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Win 100 Rounds with the Scoop and/or Tripaddle |
WAAAHHHH!!! |
09/24/2015 08:41:41 |
2.67 |
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Break 10 Blocks in a Row |
FLÄSHYN |
09/24/2015 08:41:42 |
2.09 |
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Get the Breakerball to Low Health without Dying |
When I'm on the road, I'm indestructible. No one can stop me... but they try. |
09/24/2015 08:41:43 |
2.37 |
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Break the Sound Barrier with the Speedball |
Everything ripped apart in a New York minute. |
09/24/2015 08:41:44 |
1.83 |
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Win a Challenge Round |
So, another brave apprentice! You'll never make it through these castle walls alive! Bahaha! |
09/24/2015 08:41:45 |
1.96 |
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Win 3 Challenge Rounds |
My armored carrier is more than a match for his ancient weapons! |
09/24/2015 08:41:47 |
2.19 |
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Win 5 Challenge Rounds |
0451 |
09/24/2015 08:41:48 |
2.25 |
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Unlock all Bronze Achievements |
The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel. |
09/24/2015 08:41:48 |
2.41 |
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Unlock all Silver Achievements |
The surface of things gives enjoyment. Their interiority gives life. |
09/24/2015 08:41:49 |
2.60 |
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Unlock all Gold Achievements |
The truly modern artist is aware of abstraction in an emotion of beauty. |
09/24/2015 08:41:50 |
2.67 |
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Play the Tutorial |
If these ruins frighten you, take comfort from the knowledge that I am here. |
02/25/2016 04:07:03 |
1.56 |
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Buy Something in the Boutique |
What're you buyin'? |
02/25/2016 04:07:03 |
1.56 |
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Erase All Progress |
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. |
02/25/2016 04:07:04 |
2.22 |
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Get 10 Gems |
Just great! I've traded the dark and musky interior of a treasure chest for the even darker and muskier interior of your pocket! |
02/25/2016 04:07:04 |
1.40 |
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Get 50 Gems |
Please insert Disk 2. |
02/25/2016 04:07:04 |
1.61 |
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Get 100 Gems |
Booker! Catch! |
02/25/2016 04:07:05 |
1.73 |
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Win 2 Rounds in a Row in Gem Hunt Mode |
Dirt is gold- just part of the earth. |
02/25/2016 04:07:05 |
1.72 |
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Win 3 Rounds in a Row in Gem Hunt Mode |
A spy without a gadget is like a shopping cart without a broken wheel. |
02/25/2016 04:07:05 |
1.81 |
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Beat a Challenge Round in Gem Hunt Mode |
Come here, you phlegm-carapaced, slime-faced, mucus-brained, furry legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth women! |
02/25/2016 04:07:06 |
1.87 |
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Maximize the Gem Paddle |
Size doesn't matter. Except when it does. Which is always. |
05/09/2016 19:13:38 |
2.22 |
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Minimize the Gem Paddle |
You are a small, prowling mouse... and dumb like a mouse! |
05/09/2016 19:13:38 |
2.19 |
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Bounce 30 Different Gems with Gem Shields |
I've always equated feelings with getting caught; they both get in the way of my money. |
05/09/2016 19:13:38 |
2.22 |
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Beat a Challenge in Arcade Mode |
You're about to take the first step on the longest journey of your life. |
05/09/2016 19:13:39 |
2.05 |
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Go the Full 20 Rounds in Arcade Mode |
You're Winner! |
05/09/2016 19:13:39 |
2.41 |
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Beat Arcade Mode Without Losing a Life |
To defeat them is a must and bringing peace to the land is my duty! |
05/09/2016 19:13:39 |
2.60 |
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