| Player |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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♥ＫａтｅｐиＨａ |
 |
I Have Completed Every Single of the New Levels and Can Honestly Say That I am Awesome |
1.71 |
10/26/2023 17:26:14 |
| Complete the 43 new levels in Awesome. You know, the lower levels? When you click on the down arrow from the level selection screen. Those levels. |
|
♥ＫａтｅｐиＨａ |
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I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It |
1.40 |
10/26/2023 17:26:14 |
| Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates. |
|
♥ＫａтｅｐиＨａ |
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I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 |
10/26/2023 17:26:14 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
|
♥ＫａтｅｐиＨａ |
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I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music |
1.06 |
10/26/2023 17:26:14 |
| Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get all domestic, and you start looking at the children and going, "well, wouldn't it be nice to have kids of my own someday, so that I can play video games with them?" In the meantime, get 4 stars on all the levels in the freeeee Christmas Mall Music pack. |
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♥ＫａтｅｐиＨａ |
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I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale |
1.16 |
10/26/2023 17:26:14 |
| Awarded for completing your 128th jump. |
|
♥ＫａтｅｐиＨａ |
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I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease |
1.41 |
10/26/2023 17:26:14 |
| This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total. |
|
♥ＫａтｅｐиＨａ |
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One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
10/26/2023 17:26:14 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
|
♥ＫａтｅｐиＨａ |
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The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them |
2.15 |
10/26/2023 17:26:14 |
| All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah. |
|
♥ＫａтｅｐиＨａ |
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I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot |
2.15 |
10/26/2023 17:26:14 |
| Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps. |
|
♥ＫａтｅｐиＨａ |
 |
OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo |
1.50 |
10/26/2023 17:26:14 |
| Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw! |
 |
Albert44 ◢ ◤🜏 |
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I Have Completed Every Single of the New Levels and Can Honestly Say That I am Awesome |
1.71 |
08/28/2023 01:16:29 |
| Complete the 43 new levels in Awesome. You know, the lower levels? When you click on the down arrow from the level selection screen. Those levels. |
 |
King ღ |
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I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease |
1.41 |
08/26/2023 08:31:50 |
| This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total. |
|
King ღ |
|
I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It |
1.40 |
08/26/2023 08:24:55 |
| Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates. |
|
King ღ |
|
I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale |
1.16 |
08/01/2023 12:12:26 |
| Awarded for completing your 128th jump. |
|
King ღ |
|
One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
07/26/2023 07:59:09 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
|
King ღ |
|
I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 |
07/26/2023 06:29:09 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
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BROHONKY |
|
I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 |
07/13/2023 21:53:35 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
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sikorsky |
|
I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 |
06/07/2023 23:24:43 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
|
sikorsky |
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One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
06/07/2023 23:19:43 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
 |
screamer |
|
One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
05/13/2023 05:43:31 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
 |
Valaider |
|
OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo |
1.50 |
01/03/2023 20:41:54 |
| Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw! |
 |
Kuroskil |
|
I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale |
1.16 |
12/18/2022 21:36:02 |
| Awarded for completing your 128th jump. |
|
Kuroskil |
|
The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them |
2.15 |
12/18/2022 21:36:02 |
| All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah. |
|
Kuroskil |
|
I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot |
2.15 |
12/18/2022 21:36:02 |
| Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps. |
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BlackStripe |
|
I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music |
1.06 |
12/16/2022 23:31:20 |
| Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get all domestic, and you start looking at the children and going, "well, wouldn't it be nice to have kids of my own someday, so that I can play video games with them?" In the meantime, get 4 stars on all the levels in the freeeee Christmas Mall Music pack. |
|
BlackStripe |
|
I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It |
1.40 |
12/16/2022 21:12:21 |
| Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates. |
|
BlackStripe |
|
OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo |
1.50 |
12/10/2022 00:58:29 |
| Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw! |
|
BlackStripe |
|
I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease |
1.41 |
12/10/2022 00:44:45 |
| This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total. |
|
BlackStripe |
|
I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot |
2.15 |
12/07/2022 18:58:11 |
| Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps. |
|
BlackStripe |
|
I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale |
1.16 |
12/06/2022 22:06:06 |
| Awarded for completing your 128th jump. |
|
BlackStripe |
|
One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
12/06/2022 00:21:26 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
|
BlackStripe |
|
I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 |
12/05/2022 21:56:33 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
 |
Nahvec |
|
OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo |
1.50 |
11/19/2022 19:21:06 |
| Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw! |
 |
odezma |
|
I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music |
1.06 |
10/15/2022 01:15:56 |
| Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get all domestic, and you start looking at the children and going, "well, wouldn't it be nice to have kids of my own someday, so that I can play video games with them?" In the meantime, get 4 stars on all the levels in the freeeee Christmas Mall Music pack. |
 |
avie!! |
|
I Have Completed Every Single of the New Levels and Can Honestly Say That I am Awesome |
1.71 |
10/12/2022 15:12:52 |
| Complete the 43 new levels in Awesome. You know, the lower levels? When you click on the down arrow from the level selection screen. Those levels. |
|
avie!! |
|
I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music |
1.06 |
10/10/2022 20:22:09 |
| Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get all domestic, and you start looking at the children and going, "well, wouldn't it be nice to have kids of my own someday, so that I can play video games with them?" In the meantime, get 4 stars on all the levels in the freeeee Christmas Mall Music pack. |
|
avie!! |
|
One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
10/10/2022 20:15:17 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
|
avie!! |
|
OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo |
1.50 |
10/10/2022 20:10:29 |
| Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw! |
|
avie!! |
|
I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 |
10/10/2022 20:08:52 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
 |
Look |
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I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music |
1.06 |
10/01/2022 17:07:11 |
| Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get all domestic, and you start looking at the children and going, "well, wouldn't it be nice to have kids of my own someday, so that I can play video games with them?" In the meantime, get 4 stars on all the levels in the freeeee Christmas Mall Music pack. |
|
Look |
|
I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot |
2.15 |
09/05/2022 12:44:13 |
| Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps. |
 |
Logan |
|
I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 |
09/04/2022 18:08:38 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
 |
メᵃʳᶜᵃᵈᵉ™ 💗 |
|
The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them |
2.15 |
08/16/2022 12:02:34 |
| All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah. |
|
メᵃʳᶜᵃᵈᵉ™ 💗 |
|
I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot |
2.15 |
08/16/2022 11:05:28 |
| Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps. |
|
メᵃʳᶜᵃᵈᵉ™ 💗 |
|
I Have Completed Every Single of the New Levels and Can Honestly Say That I am Awesome |
1.71 |
08/16/2022 10:47:22 |
| Complete the 43 new levels in Awesome. You know, the lower levels? When you click on the down arrow from the level selection screen. Those levels. |
|
メᵃʳᶜᵃᵈᵉ™ 💗 |
|
OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo |
1.50 |
08/16/2022 07:35:40 |
| Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw! |
|
メᵃʳᶜᵃᵈᵉ™ 💗 |
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I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease |
1.41 |
08/16/2022 07:21:18 |
| This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total. |
|
メᵃʳᶜᵃᵈᵉ™ 💗 |
|
I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It |
1.40 |
08/16/2022 06:58:06 |
| Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates. |
|
メᵃʳᶜᵃᵈᵉ™ 💗 |
|
I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music |
1.06 |
08/16/2022 06:54:13 |
| Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get all domestic, and you start looking at the children and going, "well, wouldn't it be nice to have kids of my own someday, so that I can play video games with them?" In the meantime, get 4 stars on all the levels in the freeeee Christmas Mall Music pack. |
|
メᵃʳᶜᵃᵈᵉ™ 💗 |
|
I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale |
1.16 |
08/16/2022 06:45:16 |
| Awarded for completing your 128th jump. |
|
メᵃʳᶜᵃᵈᵉ™ 💗 |
|
One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
08/16/2022 04:09:11 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
|
メᵃʳᶜᵃᵈᵉ™ 💗 |
|
I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 |
08/16/2022 03:57:29 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
 |
Dowlphwin |
|
One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
08/12/2022 16:24:48 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
 |
᠌ |
|
I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It |
1.40 |
07/13/2022 20:03:23 |
| Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates. |
|
᠌ |
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I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease |
1.41 |
07/13/2022 20:03:23 |
| This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total. |
|
᠌ |
|
I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale |
1.16 |
07/13/2022 20:03:23 |
| Awarded for completing your 128th jump. |
|
᠌ |
|
I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music |
1.06 |
07/13/2022 20:03:23 |
| Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get all domestic, and you start looking at the children and going, "well, wouldn't it be nice to have kids of my own someday, so that I can play video games with them?" In the meantime, get 4 stars on all the levels in the freeeee Christmas Mall Music pack. |
|
᠌ |
|
I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 |
07/13/2022 20:03:23 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
|
᠌ |
|
One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
07/13/2022 20:03:23 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
|
᠌ |
|
The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them |
2.15 |
07/13/2022 20:03:23 |
| All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah. |
|
᠌ |
|
OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo |
1.50 |
07/13/2022 20:03:23 |
| Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw! |
|
᠌ |
|
I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot |
2.15 |
07/13/2022 20:03:23 |
| Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps. |
|
᠌ |
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I Have Completed Every Single of the New Levels and Can Honestly Say That I am Awesome |
1.71 |
07/13/2022 20:03:23 |
| Complete the 43 new levels in Awesome. You know, the lower levels? When you click on the down arrow from the level selection screen. Those levels. |
 |
lightwo |
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I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 |
07/08/2022 17:56:45 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
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Daaaaabs |
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I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 |
06/24/2022 06:07:47 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
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panzerwolf |
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One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
06/11/2022 20:55:31 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
 |
Atom_Rad |
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One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
06/06/2022 13:08:10 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
 |
Nomeru |
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I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It |
1.40 |
06/05/2022 22:16:14 |
| Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates. |
|
Nomeru |
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I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease |
1.41 |
06/05/2022 10:46:27 |
| This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total. |
|
Nomeru |
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I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale |
1.16 |
06/05/2022 10:25:46 |
| Awarded for completing your 128th jump. |
|
Nomeru |
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One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
06/04/2022 20:47:30 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
|
Nomeru |
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I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music |
1.06 |
06/04/2022 20:35:55 |
| Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get all domestic, and you start looking at the children and going, "well, wouldn't it be nice to have kids of my own someday, so that I can play video games with them?" In the meantime, get 4 stars on all the levels in the freeeee Christmas Mall Music pack. |
|
Nomeru |
|
OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo |
1.50 |
06/04/2022 19:42:40 |
| Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw! |
 |
Wheelcakes |
|
OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo |
1.50 |
05/18/2022 03:05:33 |
| Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw! |
|
Wheelcakes |
|
I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale |
1.16 |
05/18/2022 02:43:33 |
| Awarded for completing your 128th jump. |
|
Wheelcakes |
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I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It |
1.40 |
05/18/2022 02:10:13 |
| Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates. |
|
Wheelcakes |
|
One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
05/17/2022 05:20:03 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
|
Wheelcakes |
|
I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music |
1.06 |
05/17/2022 05:17:40 |
| Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get all domestic, and you start looking at the children and going, "well, wouldn't it be nice to have kids of my own someday, so that I can play video games with them?" In the meantime, get 4 stars on all the levels in the freeeee Christmas Mall Music pack. |
|
Wheelcakes |
|
I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 |
05/17/2022 02:25:06 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
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FAIL WISP |
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I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot |
2.15 |
03/27/2022 13:38:39 |
| Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps. |
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FAIL WISP |
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I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music |
1.06 |
03/27/2022 13:38:39 |
| Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get all domestic, and you start looking at the children and going, "well, wouldn't it be nice to have kids of my own someday, so that I can play video games with them?" In the meantime, get 4 stars on all the levels in the freeeee Christmas Mall Music pack. |
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FAIL WISP |
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I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale |
1.16 |
03/27/2022 13:38:39 |
| Awarded for completing your 128th jump. |
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FAIL WISP |
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I Have Completed Every Single of the New Levels and Can Honestly Say That I am Awesome |
1.71 |
03/27/2022 13:38:39 |
| Complete the 43 new levels in Awesome. You know, the lower levels? When you click on the down arrow from the level selection screen. Those levels. |
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FAIL WISP |
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OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo |
1.50 |
03/27/2022 13:38:39 |
| Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw! |
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FAIL WISP |
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One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
03/27/2022 13:38:39 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
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FAIL WISP |
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The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them |
2.15 |
03/27/2022 13:38:39 |
| All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah. |
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FAIL WISP |
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I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 |
03/27/2022 13:38:39 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
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FAIL WISP |
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I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease |
1.41 |
03/27/2022 13:38:39 |
| This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total. |
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FAIL WISP |
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I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It |
1.40 |
03/27/2022 13:38:39 |
| Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates. |
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Foreplay |
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I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 |
03/13/2022 23:12:24 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
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Foreplay |
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One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
03/13/2022 23:08:16 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
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Kerzhel | szczurpb |
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I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot |
2.15 |
01/10/2022 23:40:43 |
| Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps. |
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Kerzhel | szczurpb |
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I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale |
1.16 |
01/10/2022 23:40:43 |
| Awarded for completing your 128th jump. |
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Kerzhel | szczurpb |
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One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 |
01/10/2022 23:40:43 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
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Kerzhel | szczurpb |
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I Have Completed Every Single of the New Levels and Can Honestly Say That I am Awesome |
1.71 |
01/10/2022 23:40:43 |
| Complete the 43 new levels in Awesome. You know, the lower levels? When you click on the down arrow from the level selection screen. Those levels. |
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Kerzhel | szczurpb |
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I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It |
1.40 |
01/10/2022 23:40:43 |
| Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates. |
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Kerzhel | szczurpb |
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The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them |
2.15 |
01/10/2022 23:40:43 |
| All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah. |
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Kerzhel | szczurpb |
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OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo |
1.50 |
01/10/2022 23:40:43 |
| Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw! |
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Kerzhel | szczurpb |
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I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease |
1.41 |
01/10/2022 23:40:43 |
| This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total. |
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Kerzhel | szczurpb |
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I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 |
01/10/2022 23:40:43 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
