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I Have Completed Every Single of the New Levels and Can Honestly Say That I am Awesome |
1.71 | 2011-12-31 00:07:50 |
| Complete the 43 new levels in Awesome. You know, the lower levels? When you click on the down arrow from the level selection screen. Those levels. |
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I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It |
1.40 | 2011-12-30 12:22:08 |
| Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates. |
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I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease |
1.41 | 2011-12-30 00:04:38 |
| This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total. |
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I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music |
1.06 | 2011-12-29 23:52:49 |
| Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get all domestic, and you start looking at the children and going, "well, wouldn't it be nice to have kids of my own someday, so that I can play video games with them?" In the meantime, get 4 stars on all the levels in the freeeee Christmas Mall Music pack. |
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One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase |
1.05 | 2011-12-29 23:15:10 |
| Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
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I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.83 | 2011-12-29 23:05:59 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
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I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale |
1.16 | 2011-12-29 22:58:17 |
| Awarded for completing your 128th jump. |
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I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot |
2.15 |
| Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps. |
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The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them |
2.15 |
| All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah. |
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OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo |
1.50 |
| Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw! |
