| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
 |
Better than POSTAL III |
0.88 |
| Rescued your loyal companion. |
|
 |
My Name is Jesus |
1.13 |
| Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
|
 |
Harder than r/gonewild |
1.14 |
| Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
|
 |
Adderall4All |
1.13 |
| Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
|
 |
Dick Message |
0.92 |
| Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
|
 |
PooMasher |
0.99 |
| Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
|
 |
Hobo Sexual |
0.98 |
| Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
|
 |
Ode to Eddings |
1.05 |
| Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
|
 |
Ladies Love Cake |
0.94 |
| Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
|
 |
Rich on Reddit |
0.99 |
| Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
|
 |
BioShocked |
0.86 |
| Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
|
 |
Gettin DP'd |
0.86 |
| Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
|
 |
You Snow Nothing John Blow |
1.01 |
| Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
