| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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Ye've Done It |
1.27 | 08/22/2020 16:00:07 |
| “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.” |
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She's a Goner |
1.17 | 08/22/2020 16:00:07 |
| Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths. |
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Womenfolk in the Water |
1.08 | 08/22/2020 16:00:07 |
| Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action. |
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QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS |
1.03 | 08/22/2020 16:00:07 |
| “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat. |
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Poor Beastie |
1.24 | 08/22/2020 15:21:09 |
| With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths. |
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Foiled by the Tree |
1.22 | 08/22/2020 15:21:09 |
| The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness. |
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QUITE GOOD AT THROWING |
1.20 | 08/22/2020 15:21:09 |
| “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?” |
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The Path of Waiting |
1.00 | 08/22/2020 15:21:09 |
| “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.” |
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Getting Your Beards Wet |
1.20 | 08/21/2020 16:47:30 |
| The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island. |
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The Back Door |
1.19 | 08/21/2020 16:47:30 |
| Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night. |
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Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife |
1.15 | 08/21/2020 16:47:30 |
| “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard. |
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Into the Deepening Darkness |
1.16 | 07/05/2020 16:33:12 |
| The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable. |
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Out of the Deepening Darkness |
1.12 | 07/05/2020 16:33:12 |
| Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface. |
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The Long Way |
1.05 | 07/05/2020 16:33:12 |
| “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard. |
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Wooden Trousers |
1.01 | 07/05/2020 16:33:12 |
| “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard. |
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Nice Day |
1.25 | 06/27/2020 08:18:32 |
| Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky. |
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Begone! |
1.21 | 06/27/2020 08:18:32 |
| The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night. |
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Well Met… |
1.03 | 06/27/2020 08:18:32 |
| “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard. |
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Thus is Thy Fate Sealed |
1.21 | 06/27/2020 07:49:20 |
| With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it. |
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A Bargain to Make |
1.17 | 06/27/2020 07:49:20 |
| “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose. |
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In Need of Assistance |
1.14 | 06/27/2020 07:49:20 |
| Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more. |
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Vengeance Satisfied |
1.12 | 06/27/2020 07:49:20 |
| The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust. |
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Fountain of the Faithless |
1.05 | 06/27/2020 07:49:20 |
| “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!” |
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…Bearded Travelers |
0.99 | 06/27/2020 07:49:20 |
| The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face. |
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Great Barnacled One |
0.87 | 06/27/2020 07:17:45 |
| It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact. |
