| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
 |
True Destiny |
0.93 |
| Find your first romance. |
|
 |
Playing the Field |
1.61 |
| Romance 20 Paddles in one game. |
|
 |
Lil' Stinker |
1.57 |
| Put someone's underwear on your head. |
|
 |
Lukewarm |
1.24 |
| Hit Snow Monster with a fireball. |
|
 |
Ungodly |
1.45 |
| Hit Cthulhu with a Physical attack |
|
 |
16Bit |
1.13 |
| Deal 65536 total ball damage |
|
 |
Bling Pong |
1.91 |
| Find 100 treasures. |
|
 |
Bitter and Alone |
1.84 |
| Perform a hypergalactic loop with 0 loved paddles. |
|
 |
That's a Paddlin' |
1.02 |
| Hit the ball 1000 times overall. |
|
 |
Psyche |
1.73 |
| Read the mind of 200 different paddles. |
|
 |
The Truest Destiny |
1.91 |
| Romance Every Paddle in one game. |
|
 |
50 DKP MINUS |
1.84 |
| Lose 50 rallys in a row. |
|
 |
Freudian Nightmare |
1.57 |
| Romance Your Mother's Subconscious. |
|
 |
An Achievement |
1.05 |
| Beat Kevin. |
|
 |
Midlife Crisis |
1.73 |
| Hit Balding Menace with a Physical attack. |
|
 |
H4x0r |
1.57 |
| Use Hypergalactica while fighting Nate Schmold. |
|
 |
Savior of Shadow |
1.41 |
| Hit Kefka with a fireball. |
|
 |
VSCO Girl |
1.57 |
| Put on Tie-Dyed Hemp Headband. |
|
 |
Lilith Fair Attendee |
1.51 |
| Put on Tori Amos CD Cases boots. |
|
 |
Weekend Warrior |
1.51 |
| Put on Biking Spandex. |
|
 |
Beat Aficionado |
0.98 |
| Beat Ghost Cartridge with the music on. |
