| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
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Regression |
0.18 |
| Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here. |
|
 |
Ecclesiastical Extraction |
0.21 |
| Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights. |
|
 |
Roman Holiday |
0.24 |
| Get together with your friends and kill something big. |
|
 |
Volcano Antagonizer |
0.31 |
| Die HAARP With A Vengeance. |
|
 |
Hot Hot Hot |
0.35 |
| Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized. |
|
 |
All Roads Lead To Rome |
0.38 |
| Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez. |
|
 |
Are You Not Entertained? |
0.42 |
| Party like it's 199. |
|
 |
La Nonna é Mobile |
0.44 |
| Meet a powerful granny. |
|
 |
Holy Driver |
0.45 |
| Ride the Popemobile to victory. |
|
 |
Harvest Noon |
0.47 |
| Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper. |
|
 |
See Carcassonne And Die |
0.49 |
| Cross the French countryside and get very cross. |
|
 |
The Informant? |
0.50 |
| What if you could talk to the monsters? |
|
 |
Class Reunion |
0.52 |
| Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team. |
|
 |
The Last Human |
0.54 |
| Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over. |
|
 |
Oil's Well That Ends Well |
0.54 |
| Escape the Oil Rig. |
|
 |
From Earth With Love |
0.56 |
| Send Mental a message he won't forget. |
|
 |
Serious Sam |
0.57 |
| Beat the game on any difficulty. |
|
 |
Get Serious |
0.69 |
| Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough. |
|
 |
Oh, Shut Up |
0.57 |
| Destroy 10 propaganda drones. |
|
 |
Bullseye |
0.53 |
| One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun. |
|
 |
Tear 'n' Rip |
0.90 |
| Melee a big enemy. |
|
 |
Max Pain |
0.43 |
| Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown. |
|
 |
Atomic Wedgie |
0.99 |
| Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once. |
|
 |
Heads Up! |
0.49 |
| Kill 100 enemies with a headshot. |
|
 |
Pow Pow! |
0.49 |
| Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol. |
|
 |
Megabarf |
0.38 |
| Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage. |
|
 |
Spinal Tap |
0.80 |
| Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks. |
|
 |
All Kleer |
0.72 |
| Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit. |
|
 |
Enemy of My Enemy |
0.64 |
| Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades. |
|
 |
Say Hello To My Mini Friend |
0.64 |
| Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously. |
|
 |
Harvest Festival |
0.61 |
| Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester. |
|
 |
No Surrender |
0.32 |
| Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP. |
|
 |
Spread the Joy |
0.25 |
| Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast. |
|
 |
This Seems Safe |
0.22 |
| Unlock a S.A.M. |
|
 |
Veni Vidi Witchy |
0.79 |
| Kill a Witchbride using C4. |
|
 |
Quadruple the Gun |
0.52 |
| Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns. |
|
 |
Dismemberfest |
0.55 |
| Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs. |
|
 |
The Spirit of Roma |
0.24 |
| Fight alongside Massimo Murena. |
|
 |
Cultist Stimulator |
0.29 |
| Recover a key stolen by a cultist. |
|
 |
For the Cause |
0.32 |
| Find out what happened to Alessandro. |
|
 |
That Belongs In A Museum |
0.31 |
| Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein. |
|
 |
That Burning Sensation |
0.36 |
| Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel. |
|
 |
Hard Science Fiction |
0.40 |
| Get a weaponized black hole, using science. |
|
 |
Signature Move |
0.47 |
| Sign Secchi's rifle. |
|
 |
You Have Been Wormed |
0.49 |
| Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms. |
|
 |
Where's That Girl |
0.45 |
| Make sure Gabriella is OK. |
|
 |
Mushroom Surprise |
0.77 |
| Find out what happened to the English airman. |
|
 |
Southern Gentleman |
0.59 |
| Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting. |
|
 |
Fulbert le Fou |
0.69 |
| Discover Fulbert's great invention. |
|
 |
Serious Art |
0.54 |
| Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste. |
|
 |
The French Achievement |
0.53 |
| Achievement is your middle name. |
|
 |
Classic Hero Stuff |
0.56 |
| Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that. |
|
 |
Quality Time |
0.55 |
| Go on a date with Hellfire. |
|
 |
Brass Lantern |
0.58 |
| Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion. |
