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Resurrection Resurrection 0.36 07/14/2022 19:41:07
Ascend 10 times.
Inconsolable Inconsolable 0.34 07/14/2022 19:34:50
Have 350 javascript consoles.
Just about full Just about full 0.35 07/14/2022 19:34:13
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Ain't that a click in the head Ain't that a click in the head 0.55 06/04/2022 16:11:23
Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Gifted Gifted 0.80 06/04/2022 16:09:33
Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering' A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering' 0.55 06/04/2022 16:08:18
Have 250 cortex bakers.
Gyrification Gyrification 0.54 06/04/2022 16:08:18
Have 200 cortex bakers.
The organ that named itself The organ that named itself 0.54 06/04/2022 16:08:18
Have 150 cortex bakers.
Now there's an idea Now there's an idea 0.54 06/04/2022 16:08:17
Have 100 cortex bakers.
The thought that counts The thought that counts 0.55 06/04/2022 16:07:48
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Just my imagination Just my imagination 0.54 06/04/2022 16:07:35
Have 50 cortex bakers.
Positive thinking Positive thinking 0.54 06/04/2022 16:07:23
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
It's big brain time It's big brain time 0.53 06/04/2022 16:07:21
Have 1 cortex baker.
We must go deeper We must go deeper 0.34 06/04/2022 16:07:08
Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Gotta go fast Gotta go fast 0.35 06/04/2022 16:07:06
Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Hypersonic Hypersonic 0.34 06/04/2022 16:07:02
Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
The end of the world The end of the world 0.34 10/14/2021 00:37:54
Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Murphy's wild guess Murphy's wild guess 0.34 10/13/2021 03:30:30
Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Leisurely pace Leisurely pace 0.33 10/13/2021 02:16:33
Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Bursting at the seams Bursting at the seams 0.33 10/13/2021 02:16:09
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Tricentennial Tricentennial 0.33 10/10/2021 16:45:09
Have at least 300 of everything.
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere 0.33 10/10/2021 16:45:07
Have 300 idleverses.
Renaissance baker Renaissance baker 0.33 10/08/2021 02:11:09
Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Ecumenopolis Ecumenopolis 0.32 10/08/2021 02:11:09
Own 7,500 buildings.
Checks out Checks out 0.34 10/04/2021 03:11:20
Have 550 banks.
Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear 0.33 10/04/2021 03:11:20
Have 450 portals.
Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change 0.33 10/03/2021 18:59:23
Have 450 alchemy labs.
Self-manmade man Self-manmade man 0.33 10/03/2021 18:59:21
Have 550 factories.
Dicey business Dicey business 0.32 10/03/2021 18:46:12
Have 350 chancemakers.
Here be dragon Here be dragon 0.32 10/03/2021 18:45:01
Complete your dragon's training.
In the green In the green 0.33 10/03/2021 16:28:33
Have 600 farms.
Now the dark days are gone Now the dark days are gone 0.33 10/03/2021 16:08:30
Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Only shooting stars Only shooting stars 0.34 10/01/2021 03:56:32
Have 500 shipments.
My eyes My eyes 0.33 10/01/2021 03:56:30
Have 400 prisms.
At the end of the tunnel At the end of the tunnel 0.32 10/01/2021 03:56:29
Have 350 prisms.
Mind your language Mind your language 0.32 09/29/2021 03:41:58
Have 300 javascript consoles.
Panic! at Nabisco Panic! at Nabisco 0.32 09/28/2021 02:32:00
Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Powers of Ten Powers of Ten 0.33 09/26/2021 21:36:31
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Déjà vu Déjà vu 0.33 09/26/2021 14:12:39
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Okay boomer Okay boomer 0.32 09/26/2021 12:59:42
Have 600 grandmas.
The meteor men beg to differ The meteor men beg to differ 0.33 09/26/2021 12:59:39
Have 500 wizard towers.
Downsizing Downsizing 0.32 09/26/2021 12:59:39
Have 400 antimatter condensers.
I've got the Midas touch I've got the Midas touch 0.33 09/25/2021 20:13:02
Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Sugar rush Sugar rush 0.19 09/25/2021 15:01:31
Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Humble rebeginnings Humble rebeginnings 0.32 09/24/2021 04:22:59
Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night 0.33 09/24/2021 00:02:15
Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Which eternal lie Which eternal lie 0.32 09/23/2021 21:57:25
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Green cookies sleep furiously Green cookies sleep furiously 0.32 09/23/2021 03:46:19
Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Bicentennial and a half Bicentennial and a half 0.32 09/23/2021 03:39:14
Have at least 250 of everything.
Spoils and plunder Spoils and plunder 0.32 09/23/2021 03:39:12
Have 250 idleverses.
Rock on Rock on 0.33 09/23/2021 03:32:39
Have 550 mines.
Overripe Overripe 0.32 09/23/2021 03:32:37
Have 550 farms.
Set for life Set for life 0.32 09/23/2021 03:31:44
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Exotic matter Exotic matter 0.32 09/23/2021 00:05:30
Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Invited to yesterday's party Invited to yesterday's party 0.32 09/23/2021 00:05:26
Have 400 time machines.
What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex 0.32 09/23/2021 00:05:22
Have 400 portals.
Space space space space space Space space space space space 0.32 09/23/2021 00:05:19
Have 450 shipments.
My world's on fire, how about yours My world's on fire, how about yours 0.32 09/23/2021 00:05:13
Have 500 temples.
With her finger and her thumb With her finger and her thumb 0.32 09/23/2021 00:05:07
Have 600 cursors.
Push it to the limit Push it to the limit 0.32 09/23/2021 00:04:39
Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
An example of recursion An example of recursion 0.33 09/23/2021 00:04:33
Have 350 fractal engines.
Out of one, many Out of one, many 0.31 09/23/2021 00:04:33
Have 300 fractal engines.
Manafest destiny Manafest destiny 0.32 09/22/2021 03:43:22
Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
But wait 'til you get older But wait 'til you get older 0.31 09/22/2021 01:56:14
Have 550 grandmas.
Get the show on, get paid Get the show on, get paid 0.32 09/21/2021 01:23:42
Have 500 banks.
The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had 0.31 09/21/2021 00:02:02
Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
When there's nothing left to add When there's nothing left to add 0.31 09/20/2021 02:16:51
Purchase 400 upgrades.
Spell it out for you Spell it out for you 0.32 09/20/2021 02:14:36
Have 450 wizard towers.
Way back then Way back then 0.31 09/20/2021 02:14:36
Have 350 time machines.
Rarefied air Rarefied air 0.31 09/20/2021 02:14:19
Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Break the mold Break the mold 0.31 09/20/2021 02:14:12
Have 500 factories.
Hey now, you're a rock Hey now, you're a rock 0.31 09/19/2021 20:17:33
Have 500 mines.
Coherence Coherence 0.31 09/19/2021 18:26:14
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Frantiquities Frantiquities 0.31 09/19/2021 05:07:18
Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
A model of document object A model of document object 0.31 09/19/2021 05:06:43
Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Thus spoke you Thus spoke you 0.31 09/19/2021 05:05:58
Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Technical debt Technical debt 0.31 09/19/2021 04:54:17
Have 250 javascript consoles.
Last recurse Last recurse 0.31 09/19/2021 04:54:13
Have 250 fractal engines.
Reverse funnel system Reverse funnel system 0.31 09/18/2021 21:24:42
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Vengeful and almighty Vengeful and almighty 0.31 09/18/2021 21:08:27
Have 450 temples.
Save your breath because that's all you've got left Save your breath because that's all you've got left 0.31 09/18/2021 21:05:11
Have 450 banks.
Worth its weight in lead Worth its weight in lead 0.31 09/18/2021 21:05:10
Have 400 alchemy labs.
Harmony of the spheres Harmony of the spheres 0.31 09/18/2021 21:05:09
Have 300 prisms.
Be a lady Be a lady 0.31 09/18/2021 21:05:08
Have 300 chancemakers.
Eating its own Eating its own 0.31 09/18/2021 17:48:28
Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Running with scissors Running with scissors 0.31 09/18/2021 17:04:02
Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Scientists baffled everywhere Scientists baffled everywhere 0.31 09/18/2021 17:03:57
Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Just a statistic Just a statistic 0.31 09/18/2021 16:40:27
Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Labor of love Labor of love 0.31 09/18/2021 16:40:22
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Overgrowth Overgrowth 0.31 09/18/2021 16:03:13
Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
You get nothing You get nothing 0.31 09/18/2021 15:30:18
Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
To crumbs, you say? To crumbs, you say? 0.31 09/18/2021 15:30:17
Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Brought to you by the letter 🍪 Brought to you by the letter 🍪 0.31 09/18/2021 03:46:30
Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Infinitesimal Infinitesimal 0.31 09/17/2021 20:32:49
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing 0.31 09/17/2021 03:11:29
Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Ever in your favor Ever in your favor 0.31 09/17/2021 03:11:29
Have 250 chancemakers.
Click (starring Adam Sandler) Click (starring Adam Sandler) 0.31 09/17/2021 02:46:01
Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
In the mouth of madness In the mouth of madness 0.31 09/17/2021 02:44:50
Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Be kind, rewind Be kind, rewind 0.31 09/17/2021 01:48:06
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
A still more glorious dawn A still more glorious dawn 0.31 09/17/2021 01:10:48
Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
The Aureate The Aureate 0.31 09/16/2021 23:23:24
Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
We're gonna need a bigger bakery We're gonna need a bigger bakery 0.30 09/16/2021 23:19:38
Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Sedimentalism Sedimentalism 0.31 09/16/2021 23:05:29
Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Ever more hideous Ever more hideous 0.31 09/16/2021 22:38:44
Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
The most precious cargo The most precious cargo 0.30 09/16/2021 22:33:23
Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Bright future Bright future 0.30 09/16/2021 22:32:23
Have 250 prisms.
Church of Cookiology Church of Cookiology 0.30 09/16/2021 22:32:14
Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Are you gonna eat all that? Are you gonna eat all that? 0.30 09/16/2021 22:32:13
Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Microcosm Microcosm 0.30 09/16/2021 22:32:04
Have 250 antimatter condensers.
He comes He comes 0.31 09/16/2021 22:32:01
Have 350 portals.
All that glitters is gold All that glitters is gold 0.31 09/16/2021 22:31:59
Have 350 alchemy labs.
That's just peanuts to space That's just peanuts to space 0.31 09/16/2021 22:31:53
Have 400 shipments.
Make it so Make it so 0.31 09/16/2021 22:31:51
Have 350 shipments.
The Prestige The Prestige 0.31 09/16/2021 22:31:46
Have 400 wizard towers.
It's a kind of magic It's a kind of magic 0.30 09/16/2021 22:31:45
Have 350 wizard towers.
Holy cookies, grandma! Holy cookies, grandma! 0.31 09/16/2021 22:31:43
Have 400 temples.
Treacle tart economics Treacle tart economics 0.30 09/16/2021 22:31:40
Have 400 banks.
In-cog-neato In-cog-neato 0.31 09/16/2021 22:31:39
Have 450 factories.
Cave story Cave story 0.31 09/16/2021 22:31:36
Have 450 mines.
Sharpest tool in the shed Sharpest tool in the shed 0.31 09/16/2021 22:31:34
Have 500 farms.
Make like a tree Make like a tree 0.30 09/16/2021 22:31:32
Have 450 farms.
Defense of the ancients Defense of the ancients 0.31 09/16/2021 22:31:30
Have 500 grandmas.
Bicentennial Bicentennial 0.31 09/16/2021 22:31:18
Have at least 200 of everything.
Once you've seen one Once you've seen one 0.31 09/16/2021 22:31:16
Have 200 idleverses.
Works on my machine Works on my machine 0.30 09/16/2021 22:31:16
Have 200 javascript consoles.
Pray on the weak Pray on the weak 0.30 09/16/2021 22:25:33
Have 350 temples.
Too many rabbits, not enough hats Too many rabbits, not enough hats 0.30 09/16/2021 22:25:17
Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
More of the same More of the same 0.30 09/16/2021 22:25:02
Have 200 fractal engines.
Yes I love technology Yes I love technology 0.30 09/16/2021 22:24:42
Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Centennial and a half Centennial and a half 0.30 09/16/2021 22:22:22
Have at least 150 of everything.
Paid in full Paid in full 0.30 09/16/2021 22:22:07
Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
The proof of the cookie is in the baking The proof of the cookie is in the baking 0.30 09/16/2021 22:21:56
Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unreal Unreal 0.30 09/16/2021 22:21:54
Have 150 idleverses.
cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com 0.31 09/16/2021 22:21:38
Have 300 time machines.
Forbidden zone Forbidden zone 0.30 09/16/2021 22:21:30
Have 300 portals.
Gold, Jerry! Gold! Gold, Jerry! Gold! 0.30 09/16/2021 22:21:26
Have 300 alchemy labs.
Jellicles Jellicles 0.30 09/16/2021 22:20:52
Own 10 kitten upgrades.
I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center 0.30 09/16/2021 22:20:50
Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming 0.30 09/16/2021 22:16:14
Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Quarry on Quarry on 0.30 09/16/2021 22:13:15
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Negative void Negative void 0.30 09/16/2021 22:08:05
Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Rake in the dough Rake in the dough 0.30 09/16/2021 22:05:18
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Tonight on Hoarders Tonight on Hoarders 0.30 09/15/2021 19:16:08
Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Panic at the bingo Panic at the bingo 0.30 09/15/2021 18:55:48
Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Fringe Fringe 0.30 09/15/2021 18:55:43
Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
He who controls the cookies controls the universe He who controls the cookies controls the universe 0.30 09/15/2021 18:55:43
Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Inherited prototype Inherited prototype 0.30 09/15/2021 18:55:38
Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
The needs of the many The needs of the many 0.30 09/15/2021 18:55:38
Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Fingers crossed Fingers crossed 0.30 09/15/2021 18:55:38
Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Clickety split Clickety split 0.30 09/15/2021 18:55:38
Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Praise the sun Praise the sun 0.30 09/15/2021 18:55:38
Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Supermassive Supermassive 0.30 09/15/2021 18:55:38
Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
One...more...click... One...more...click... 0.29 09/15/2021 18:55:38
Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals 0.30 09/15/2021 18:55:03
Have 500 cursors.
Finger clickin' good Finger clickin' good 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:48
Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Knead for speed Knead for speed 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:32
Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
101st birthday 101st birthday 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:17
Have 450 grandmas.
Mine? Mine? 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:16
Have 400 mines.
Harvest moon Harvest moon 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:16
Have 400 farms.
In full gear In full gear 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:14
Have 400 factories.
And I need it now And I need it now 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:12
Have 350 banks.
It's not delivery It's not delivery 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:10
Have 300 shipments.
Heat death Heat death 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:08
Have 250 time machines.
A place lost in time A place lost in time 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:08
Have 250 portals.
Centennial Centennial 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:08
Have at least 100 of everything.
Walk the planck Walk the planck 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:07
Have 200 antimatter condensers.
As luck would have it As luck would have it 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:06
Have 200 chancemakers.
Rise and shine Rise and shine 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:06
Have 200 prisms.
Million to one shot, doc Million to one shot, doc 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:05
Have 150 chancemakers.
Bears repeating Bears repeating 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:04
Have 150 fractal engines.
Up to code Up to code 0.30 09/15/2021 18:54:03
Have 150 javascript consoles.
Ripe for the picking Ripe for the picking 0.30 09/15/2021 18:53:57
Have 100 idleverses.
Fast Fast 0.30 09/15/2021 18:53:57
Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Lovely cookies Lovely cookies 0.34 09/15/2021 18:44:04
Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Obliterate Obliterate 0.30 09/15/2021 18:29:44
Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Transcendence Transcendence 0.29 09/15/2021 18:29:44
Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
The work of a lifetime The work of a lifetime 0.30 09/15/2021 17:53:06
Have 250 alchemy labs.
Parsec-masher Parsec-masher 0.30 09/15/2021 17:53:00
Have 250 shipments.
Forever and ever Forever and ever 0.29 09/15/2021 17:52:35
Have 200 time machines.
And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience 0.30 09/15/2021 04:15:46
Have 300 wizard towers.
Spacetime jigamaroo Spacetime jigamaroo 0.30 09/15/2021 04:06:59
Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Ex machina Ex machina 0.30 09/15/2021 02:18:47
Have 350 factories.
Romancing the stone Romancing the stone 0.30 09/15/2021 02:18:45
Have 350 mines.
With strange eons With strange eons 0.29 09/15/2021 02:18:38
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unending glow Unending glow 0.29 09/15/2021 02:18:38
Have 150 prisms.
The land of milk and cookies The land of milk and cookies 0.29 09/15/2021 01:07:05
Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Magnum Opus Magnum Opus 0.29 09/15/2021 00:52:11
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Molecular maestro Molecular maestro 0.29 09/15/2021 00:39:04
Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Polymath Polymath 0.30 09/15/2021 00:38:46
Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Grand design Grand design 0.30 09/15/2021 00:38:46
Own 5,000 buildings.
The wizarding world The wizarding world 0.29 09/15/2021 00:38:45
Have 250 wizard towers.
The full picture The full picture 0.30 09/15/2021 00:38:15
Purchase 300 upgrades.
Wololo Wololo 0.30 09/15/2021 00:38:12
Have 300 temples.
Zealotry Zealotry 0.29 09/15/2021 00:38:11
Have 250 temples.
The nerve of war The nerve of war 0.29 09/15/2021 00:38:05
Have 300 banks.
Acquire currency Acquire currency 0.29 09/15/2021 00:38:03
Have 250 banks.
Modern times Modern times 0.29 09/15/2021 00:38:01
Have 300 factories.
You and the beanstalk You and the beanstalk 0.29 09/15/2021 00:37:53
Have 350 farms.
Aged well Aged well 0.30 09/15/2021 00:37:50
Have 400 grandmas.
The elder scrolls The elder scrolls 0.30 09/15/2021 00:37:50
Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Dr. T Dr. T 0.29 09/15/2021 00:37:44
Have 400 cursors.
To oldly go To oldly go 0.29 09/15/2021 00:37:40
Have 350 grandmas.
No comments No comments 0.29 09/15/2021 00:37:07
Have 100 javascript consoles.
There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been? There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been? 0.29 09/15/2021 00:36:58
Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Well-versed Well-versed 0.29 09/15/2021 00:36:58
Have 50 idleverses.
The sum of its parts The sum of its parts 0.29 09/15/2021 00:36:53
Have 100 fractal engines.
Variable success Variable success 0.29 09/15/2021 00:36:50
Have 50 javascript consoles.
The Abakening The Abakening 0.29 09/15/2021 00:35:18
Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Time duke Time duke 0.29 09/15/2021 00:34:39
Have 150 time machines.
Realm of the Mad God Realm of the Mad God 0.29 09/15/2021 00:34:34
Have 200 portals.
The secrets of the universe The secrets of the universe 0.29 09/15/2021 00:34:29
Have 200 alchemy labs.
How? How? 0.29 09/15/2021 00:33:34
Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
And beyond And beyond 0.29 09/14/2021 21:43:04
Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Hocus pocus Hocus pocus 0.29 09/14/2021 20:50:34
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
New world order New world order 0.29 09/14/2021 19:20:54
Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Vested interest Vested interest 0.29 09/14/2021 18:36:55
Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Egging on Egging on 0.36 09/14/2021 18:15:59
Unlock 7 eggs.
We come in peace We come in peace 0.29 09/14/2021 18:04:14
Have 200 shipments.
Magic kingdom Magic kingdom 0.29 09/14/2021 18:04:10
Have 200 wizard towers.
Rise of the machines Rise of the machines 0.29 09/14/2021 18:03:56
Have 250 factories.
Freak fracking Freak fracking 0.29 09/14/2021 17:50:55
Have 300 mines.
Grandma needs a new pair of shoes Grandma needs a new pair of shoes 0.29 09/14/2021 17:50:25
Have 100 chancemakers.
And yet you're still hungry And yet you're still hungry 0.29 09/14/2021 17:50:23
Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
The incredible machine The incredible machine 0.29 09/14/2021 17:50:09
Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
All the other kids with the pumped up clicks All the other kids with the pumped up clicks 0.29 09/14/2021 17:50:04
Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Overdose Overdose 0.29 09/14/2021 17:49:59
Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Blinding flash Blinding flash 0.29 09/14/2021 17:43:43
Have 100 prisms.
Base 10 Base 10 0.29 09/14/2021 17:42:59
Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
The hunt is on The hunt is on 0.33 09/14/2021 05:25:06
Unlock 1 egg.
Faster menner Faster menner 0.29 09/14/2021 04:22:12
Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
All hail Santa All hail Santa 0.30 09/14/2021 04:06:26
Reach Santa's final form.
Just wrong Just wrong 0.15 09/14/2021 04:06:09
Sell a grandma.
Oh deer Oh deer 0.25 09/14/2021 03:59:21
Pop 1 reindeer.
Coming to town Coming to town 0.24 09/14/2021 03:55:54
Reach Santa's 7th form.
Nil zero zilch Nil zero zilch 0.29 09/14/2021 03:47:45
Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Seedy business Seedy business 0.29 09/14/2021 02:35:17
Have 300 farms.
The agemaster The agemaster 0.28 09/14/2021 02:34:52
Have 300 grandmas.
Never dig down Never dig down 0.29 09/14/2021 00:26:56
Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Brain-split Brain-split 0.29 09/13/2021 20:39:06
Have 150 portals.
Turbopuns Turbopuns 0.29 09/13/2021 19:26:34
Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
It does matter! It does matter! 0.28 09/13/2021 17:50:07
Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Mathematician Mathematician 0.29 09/13/2021 04:07:54
Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Cookies all the way down Cookies all the way down 0.28 09/13/2021 04:07:38
Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Gushing grannies Gushing grannies 0.29 09/13/2021 02:42:55
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
I hate manure I hate manure 0.28 09/13/2021 02:39:50
Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Click delegator Click delegator 0.28 09/13/2021 00:09:53
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Gild wars Gild wars 0.29 09/12/2021 23:59:45
Have 150 alchemy labs.
Threw you for a loop Threw you for a loop 0.28 09/12/2021 23:55:48
Have 50 fractal engines.
I'm the wiz I'm the wiz 0.40 09/12/2021 23:16:27
Cast 99 spells.
Extreme polydactyly Extreme polydactyly 0.28 09/12/2021 21:24:30
Have 300 cursors.
Tectonic ambassador Tectonic ambassador 0.28 09/12/2021 21:10:28
Have 250 mines.
Gardener extraordinaire Gardener extraordinaire 0.28 09/12/2021 21:10:16
Have 250 farms.
The old never bothered me anyway The old never bothered me anyway 0.27 09/12/2021 21:10:06
Have 250 grandmas.
What are the odds What are the odds 0.28 09/12/2021 21:09:27
Have 50 chancemakers.
One with everything One with everything 0.28 09/12/2021 19:53:57
Have at least 1 of every building.
They'll never know what hit 'em They'll never know what hit 'em 0.28 09/12/2021 19:53:55
Have 1 idleverse.
Lord of Progress Lord of Progress 0.28 09/12/2021 14:48:08
Purchase 200 upgrades.
Sugar sugar Sugar sugar 0.24 09/12/2021 14:46:08
Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Fanaticism Fanaticism 0.28 09/12/2021 06:27:23
Have 200 temples.
The ultimate clickdown The ultimate clickdown 0.28 09/12/2021 06:26:45
Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Type II civilization Type II civilization 0.28 09/12/2021 06:25:37
Have 150 shipments.
You can stop now You can stop now 0.27 09/12/2021 01:54:11
Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Dazzling glimmer Dazzling glimmer 0.27 09/12/2021 01:34:49
Have 50 prisms.
Quirky quarks Quirky quarks 0.27 09/12/2021 01:34:42
Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Lord of Constructs Lord of Constructs 0.28 09/12/2021 01:34:40
Own 2,500 buildings.
Woops, you solved world hunger Woops, you solved world hunger 0.28 09/12/2021 01:34:14
Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Don't stop me now Don't stop me now 0.27 09/12/2021 01:33:15
Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Clickataclysm Clickataclysm 0.27 09/12/2021 01:33:00
Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz 0.27 09/12/2021 00:22:40
Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Rewriting history Rewriting history 0.28 09/12/2021 00:22:24
Have 100 time machines.
Dimensional shift Dimensional shift 0.27 09/12/2021 00:22:20
Have 100 portals.
Curses and maledictions Curses and maledictions 0.28 09/12/2021 00:22:04
Have 150 wizard towers.
Dematerialize Dematerialize 0.27 09/10/2021 02:53:20
Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Nihilism Nihilism 0.24 09/10/2021 02:53:20
Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Alternate timeline Alternate timeline 0.26 09/09/2021 21:01:14
Have 50 time machines.
Gold member Gold member 0.27 09/09/2021 21:01:00
Have 100 alchemy labs.
Organized religion Organized religion 0.27 09/09/2021 21:00:46
Have 150 temples.
It's the economy, stupid It's the economy, stupid 0.28 09/09/2021 21:00:21
Have 200 banks.
Technocracy Technocracy 0.27 09/09/2021 21:00:07
Have 200 factories.
F12 F12 0.27 09/09/2021 20:59:20
Have 1 javascript console.
Veteran Veteran 0.27 09/09/2021 20:59:13
Own at least 14 grandma types.
Fast and delicious Fast and delicious 0.27 09/09/2021 20:58:57
Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Sweetmeats Sweetmeats 0.44 09/09/2021 18:03:46
Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Fading luck Fading luck 0.16 09/08/2021 20:31:12
Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
The center of the Earth The center of the Earth 0.27 09/08/2021 18:26:40
Have 200 mines.
Self-contained Self-contained 0.26 09/08/2021 02:40:15
Have 1 fractal engine.
Immortal bakery Immortal bakery 0.25 09/08/2021 02:40:13
Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Elder calm Elder calm 0.33 09/08/2021 01:48:48
Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Wrinklesquisher Wrinklesquisher 0.32 09/08/2021 01:48:43
Burst 50 wrinklers.
Elder nap Elder nap 0.29 09/08/2021 01:48:43
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour 0.26 09/08/2021 00:08:32
Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Homegrown Homegrown 0.25 09/07/2021 22:04:27
Have 200 farms.
Itchscratcher Itchscratcher 0.26 09/07/2021 18:57:15
Burst 1 wrinkler.
A world filled with cookies A world filled with cookies 0.25 09/07/2021 17:41:04
Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Lucked out Lucked out 0.24 09/07/2021 17:41:04
Have 1 chancemaker.
Clickastrophe Clickastrophe 0.25 09/07/2021 16:57:31
Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Infinite bakery Infinite bakery 0.24 09/07/2021 14:07:56
Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Lone photon Lone photon 0.23 09/06/2021 23:53:03
Have 1 prism.
Clicknarok Clicknarok 0.22 09/06/2021 23:52:47
Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Clickageddon Clickageddon 0.18 09/06/2021 22:57:07
Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Timeless bakery Timeless bakery 0.20 09/06/2021 22:21:07
Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Charms and enchantments Charms and enchantments 0.24 09/06/2021 22:08:55
Have 100 wizard towers.
The sorcerer's apprentice The sorcerer's apprentice 0.17 09/06/2021 22:08:54
Have 50 wizard towers.
New-age cult New-age cult 0.22 09/06/2021 22:08:52
Have 100 temples.
Need for greed Need for greed 0.26 09/06/2021 22:08:49
Have 150 banks.
A loan in the dark A loan in the dark 0.19 09/06/2021 22:08:48
Have 100 banks.
You win a cookie You win a cookie 0.14 09/06/2021 22:08:44
This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Can you dig it Can you dig it 0.23 09/06/2021 22:08:42
Have 150 mines.
Ultimate automation Ultimate automation 0.25 09/06/2021 22:08:41
Have 150 factories.
Perfected agriculture Perfected agriculture 0.21 09/06/2021 22:08:40
Have 150 farms.
Upgrader Upgrader 0.21 09/06/2021 22:08:35
Purchase 100 upgrades.
Antibatter Antibatter 0.20 09/06/2021 22:08:34
Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Engineer Engineer 0.20 09/06/2021 22:08:33
Own 1,000 buildings.
Time warp Time warp 0.17 09/06/2021 22:08:23
Have 1 time machine.
Now you're thinking Now you're thinking 0.25 09/06/2021 22:08:22
Have 50 portals.
Transmogrification Transmogrification 0.23 09/06/2021 22:08:20
Have 50 alchemy labs.
Far far away Far far away 0.26 09/06/2021 22:08:18
Have 100 shipments.
Galactic highway Galactic highway 0.21 09/06/2021 22:08:17
Have 50 shipments.
Ruler of the ancients Ruler of the ancients 0.23 09/06/2021 22:08:08
Have 200 grandmas.
The Digital The Digital 0.22 09/06/2021 22:08:03
Have 200 cursors.
Let's never bake again Let's never bake again 0.20 09/06/2021 22:07:50
Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Oh hey, you're still here Oh hey, you're still here 0.16 09/06/2021 22:07:49
Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Universal bakery Universal bakery 0.17 09/06/2021 22:07:40
Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Just plain lucky Just plain lucky 0.29 09/06/2021 17:47:09
You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Fortune Fortune 0.16 09/05/2021 04:56:47
Click 77 golden cookies.
Shady sect Shady sect 0.13 09/04/2021 13:24:44
Have 50 temples.
Friend of the ancients Friend of the ancients 0.16 09/04/2021 12:53:40
Have 150 grandmas.
Global warming Global warming 0.16 09/04/2021 12:41:42
Have 100 factories.
Elder Elder 0.13 09/04/2021 02:32:45
Own at least 7 grandma types.
Cookie quasar Cookie quasar 0.12 09/04/2021 01:36:37
Bake 100 million cookies per second.
A whole new world A whole new world 0.13 09/04/2021 01:05:43
Have 1 portal.
Clickasmic Clickasmic 0.12 09/04/2021 00:24:05
Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
A stroke of luck A stroke of luck 0.12 09/03/2021 23:41:10
Click 27 golden cookies.
Olden days Olden days 0.32 09/03/2021 18:59:09
Find the forgotten madeleine.
Tabloid addiction Tabloid addiction 0.22 09/03/2021 18:58:51
Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Here you go Here you go 0.27 09/03/2021 18:58:21
Click this achievement's slot.
Tiny cookie Tiny cookie 0.29 09/03/2021 18:57:35
Click the tiny cookie.
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo 0.23 09/03/2021 00:33:32
Cast 9 spells.
Lucky cookie Lucky cookie 0.07 09/02/2021 21:04:25
Click 7 golden cookies.
Wholesome Wholesome 0.19 09/02/2021 00:11:23
Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Dude, sweet Dude, sweet 0.11 09/01/2021 21:09:25
Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Rebirth Rebirth 0.17 09/01/2021 21:09:24
Ascend at least once.
Bewitched Bewitched 0.05 09/01/2021 21:09:23
Have 1 wizard tower.
Your time to shrine Your time to shrine 0.04 09/01/2021 21:09:22
Have 1 temple.
Fit the bill Fit the bill 0.09 09/01/2021 21:09:21
Have 50 banks.
Pretty penny Pretty penny 0.03 09/01/2021 21:09:20
Have 1 bank.
What's in a name What's in a name 0.09 09/01/2021 21:09:19
Give your bakery a name.
Augmenter Augmenter 0.07 09/01/2021 21:09:18
Purchase 50 upgrades.
Enhancer Enhancer 0.04 09/01/2021 21:09:17
Purchase 20 upgrades.
Architect Architect 0.08 09/01/2021 21:09:16
Own 500 buildings.
Builder Builder 0.03 09/01/2021 21:09:15
Own 100 buildings.
Golden cookie Golden cookie 0.03 09/01/2021 21:09:14
Click a golden cookie.
Transmutation Transmutation 0.09 09/01/2021 21:09:13
Have 1 alchemy lab.
Expedition Expedition 0.07 09/01/2021 21:09:12
Have 1 shipment.
Hollow the planet Hollow the planet 0.13 09/01/2021 21:09:11
Have 100 mines.
Excavation site Excavation site 0.06 09/01/2021 21:09:10
Have 50 mines.
You know the drill You know the drill 0.03 09/01/2021 21:09:09
Have 1 mine.
Industrial revolution Industrial revolution 0.07 09/01/2021 21:09:08
Have 50 factories.
Production chain Production chain 0.03 09/01/2021 21:09:07
Have 1 factory.
Farm ill Farm ill 0.09 09/01/2021 21:09:06
Have 100 farms.
Reap what you sow Reap what you sow 0.05 09/01/2021 21:09:04
Have 50 farms.
Bought the farm Bought the farm 0.03 09/01/2021 21:09:04
Have 1 farm.
Retirement home Retirement home 0.07 09/01/2021 21:09:02
Have 100 grandmas.
Sloppy kisses Sloppy kisses 0.04 09/01/2021 21:09:02
Have 50 grandmas.
Of Mice and Men Of Mice and Men 0.05 09/01/2021 21:09:00
Have 100 cursors.
Grandma's cookies Grandma's cookies 0.02 09/01/2021 21:09:00
Have 1 grandma.
Mouse wheel Mouse wheel 0.03 09/01/2021 21:08:58
Have 50 cursors.
Clickorama Clickorama 0.08 09/01/2021 21:08:57
Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Clickolympics Clickolympics 0.05 09/01/2021 21:08:57
Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Clickathlon Clickathlon 0.04 09/01/2021 21:08:56
Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Clicktastic Clicktastic 0.03 09/01/2021 21:08:54
Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
From scratch From scratch 0.17 09/01/2021 21:08:53
Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Oblivion Oblivion 0.16 09/01/2021 21:08:52
Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Sacrifice Sacrifice 0.15 09/01/2021 21:08:51
Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Cookie pulsar Cookie pulsar 0.08 09/01/2021 21:08:51
Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Cookie vortex Cookie vortex 0.06 09/01/2021 21:08:49
Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Mass producer Mass producer 0.03 09/01/2021 21:08:48
Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Cookie monster Cookie monster 0.03 09/01/2021 21:08:47
Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Steady tasty stream Steady tasty stream 0.03 09/01/2021 21:08:46
Bake 100 cookies per second.
Hardcore baking Hardcore baking 0.03 09/01/2021 21:08:45
Bake 10 cookies per second.
Casual baking Casual baking 0.02 09/01/2021 21:08:44
Bake 1 cookie per second.
Galactic bakery Galactic bakery 0.10 09/01/2021 21:08:43
Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Cosmic bakery Cosmic bakery 0.08 09/01/2021 21:08:42
Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
World-famous bakery World-famous bakery 0.05 09/01/2021 21:08:41
Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Affluent bakery Affluent bakery 0.04 09/01/2021 21:08:40
Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Fledgling bakery Fledgling bakery 0.03 09/01/2021 21:08:39
Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
So baked right now So baked right now 0.03 09/01/2021 21:08:38
Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Making some dough Making some dough 0.03 09/01/2021 21:08:37
Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Double-click Double-click 0.02 09/01/2021 21:08:04
Have 2 cursors.
Click Click 0.02 09/01/2021 21:08:03
Have 1 cursor.
Wake and bake Wake and bake 0.02 09/01/2021 21:07:59
Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Locked achievements

Game Achievement Points
Uncanny clicker Uncanny clicker 0.12
Click really, really fast.
Cookie-dunker Cookie-dunker 0.24
Dunk the cookie.
Elder slumber Elder slumber 0.40
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Leprechaun Leprechaun 0.33
Click 777 golden cookies.
Moistburster Moistburster 0.44
Burst 200 wrinklers.
Spooky cookies Spooky cookies 0.45
Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Let it snow Let it snow 0.35
Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Mass Easteria Mass Easteria 0.39
Unlock 14 eggs.
Early bird Early bird 0.18
Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Hand-picked Hand-picked 0.29
Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Initial public offering Initial public offering 0.37
Make your first stock market profit.
Speed baking I Speed baking I 0.18
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
God complex God complex 0.37
Name yourself Orteil.
Neverclick Neverclick 0.64
Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Black cat's paw Black cat's paw 0.85
Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Hardcore Hardcore 0.75
Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Sleigh of hand Sleigh of hand 0.36
Pop 50 reindeer.
Reindeer sleigher Reindeer sleigher 0.58
Pop 200 reindeer.
Hide & seek champion Hide & seek champion 0.47
Unlock all the eggs.
Reincarnation Reincarnation 0.96
Ascend 100 times.
Eldeer Eldeer 0.60
Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Year's worth of cavities Year's worth of cavities 0.53
Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Freaky jazz hands Freaky jazz hands 0.49
Reach level 10 cursors.
Methuselah Methuselah 0.62
Reach level 10 grandmas.
Huge tracts of land Huge tracts of land 0.53
Reach level 10 farms.
D-d-d-d-deeper D-d-d-d-deeper 0.75
Reach level 10 mines.
Patently genius Patently genius 0.78
Reach level 10 factories.
A capital idea A capital idea 0.70
Reach level 10 banks.
It belongs in a bakery It belongs in a bakery 0.74
Reach level 10 temples.
Motormouth Motormouth 0.66
Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Been there done that Been there done that 0.80
Reach level 10 shipments.
Phlogisticated substances Phlogisticated substances 0.82
Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Bizarro world Bizarro world 0.82
Reach level 10 portals.
The long now The long now 0.82
Reach level 10 time machines.
Chubby hadrons Chubby hadrons 0.82
Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Palettable Palettable 0.81
Reach level 10 prisms.
A wizard is you A wizard is you 0.90
Cast 999 spells.
Let's leaf it at that Let's leaf it at that 0.79
Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Maybe a chance in hell, actually Maybe a chance in hell, actually 0.34
Have 400 chancemakers.
Groundhog day Groundhog day 0.34
Have 450 time machines.
A matter of perspective A matter of perspective 0.35
Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Optical illusion Optical illusion 0.36
Have 450 prisms.
Jackpot Jackpot 0.37
Have 450 chancemakers.
Hungry for more Hungry for more 0.36
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Botany enthusiast Botany enthusiast 0.53
Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Green, aching thumb Green, aching thumb 0.87
Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
In the garden of Eden (baby) In the garden of Eden (baby) 0.69
Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Keeper of the conservatory Keeper of the conservatory 0.93
Unlock every garden seed.
Seedless to nay Seedless to nay 0.95
Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Oh, you're back Oh, you're back 0.37
Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Lazarus Lazarus 0.41
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Feed me, Orteil Feed me, Orteil 0.38
Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
And then what? And then what? 0.40
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Tricentennial and a half Tricentennial and a half 0.37
Have at least 350 of everything.
Quadricentennial Quadricentennial 0.41
Have at least 400 of everything.
Quadricentennial and a half Quadricentennial and a half 0.54
Have at least 450 of everything.
Quincentennial Quincentennial 0.69
Have at least 500 of everything.
Maillard reaction Maillard reaction 0.51
Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
We could all use a little change We could all use a little change 0.34
Have 500 alchemy labs.
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb 0.35
Have 500 portals.
The years start coming The years start coming 0.37
Have 500 time machines.
What a concept What a concept 0.38
Have 500 antimatter condensers.
You'll never shine if you don't glow You'll never shine if you don't glow 0.40
Have 500 prisms.
You'll never know if you don't go You'll never know if you don't go 0.42
Have 500 chancemakers.
For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title 0.34
Have 400 fractal engines.
I'm so meta, even this achievement I'm so meta, even this achievement 0.38
Have 450 fractal engines.
Never get bored Never get bored 0.44
Have 500 fractal engines.
Sierpinski rhomboids Sierpinski rhomboids 0.75
Reach level 10 fractal engines.
I think it's safe to say you've got it made I think it's safe to say you've got it made 0.45
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Thick-skinned Thick-skinned 0.50
Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Closure Closure 0.37
Have 400 javascript consoles.
Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere 0.42
Have 450 javascript consoles.
Taking the back streets Taking the back streets 0.51
Have 500 javascript consoles.
First-class citizen First-class citizen 0.36
Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Alexandria Alexandria 0.74
Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Bake him away, toys Bake him away, toys 0.36
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
You're #1 so why try harder You're #1 so why try harder 0.37
Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Haven't even begun to peak Haven't even begun to peak 0.41
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
A sometimes food A sometimes food 0.48
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Not enough of a good thing Not enough of a good thing 0.57
Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Horn of plenty Horn of plenty 0.61
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Smurf account Smurf account 0.51
Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
If at first you don't succeed If at first you don't succeed 0.64
Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
O Fortuna O Fortuna 0.66
Own every fortune upgrade.
Rookie numbers Rookie numbers 0.72
Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
No nobility in poverty No nobility in poverty 0.80
Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Full warehouses Full warehouses 0.74
Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Make my day Make my day 0.71
Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Buy buy buy Buy buy buy 0.73
Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Pyramid scheme Pyramid scheme 0.80
Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Quincentennial and a half Quincentennial and a half 0.82
Have at least 550 of everything.
What did we even eat before these What did we even eat before these 0.44
Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Heavy flow Heavy flow 0.48
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
More you say? More you say? 0.51
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Large and in charge Large and in charge 0.69
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Absolutely stuffed Absolutely stuffed 0.73
Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
It's only wafer-thin It's only wafer-thin 0.81
Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Gotta hand it to you Gotta hand it to you 0.36
Have 700 cursors.
Living on a prayer Living on a prayer 0.35
Have 550 temples.
Higitus figitus migitus mum Higitus figitus migitus mum 0.36
Have 550 wizard towers.
The incredible journey The incredible journey 0.37
Have 550 shipments.
Just a phase Just a phase 0.39
Have 550 alchemy labs.
Don't let me leave, Murph Don't let me leave, Murph 0.40
Have 550 portals.
Caveman to cosmos Caveman to cosmos 0.43
Have 550 time machines.
Particular tastes Particular tastes 0.46
Have 550 antimatter condensers.
A light snack A light snack 0.49
Have 550 prisms.
Tempting fate Tempting fate 0.52
Have 550 chancemakers.
Tautological Tautological 0.56
Have 550 fractal engines.
Curly braces Curly braces 0.66
Have 550 javascript consoles.
The devil's workshop The devil's workshop 0.49
Have 800 cursors.
Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way 0.34
Have 600 mines.
The wheels of progress The wheels of progress 0.35
Have 600 factories.
That's rich That's rich 0.36
Have 600 banks.
Preaches and cream Preaches and cream 0.37
Have 600 temples.
Magic thinking Magic thinking 0.39
Have 600 wizard towers.
Is there life on Mars? Is there life on Mars? 0.41
Have 600 shipments.
Bad chemistry Bad chemistry 0.44
Have 600 alchemy labs.
Reduced to gibbering heaps Reduced to gibbering heaps 0.47
Have 600 portals.
Back already? Back already? 0.51
Have 600 time machines.
Nuclear throne Nuclear throne 0.55
Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Making light of the situation Making light of the situation 0.59
Have 600 prisms.
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose. Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose. 0.64
Have 600 chancemakers.
In and of itself In and of itself 0.67
Have 600 fractal engines.
Duck typing Duck typing 0.76
Have 600 javascript consoles.
Hyperspace expressway Hyperspace expressway 0.36
Have 350 idleverses.
Versatile Versatile 0.40
Have 400 idleverses.
You are inevitable You are inevitable 0.49
Have 450 idleverses.
Away from this place Away from this place 0.60
Have 500 idleverses.
Everywhere at once Everywhere at once 0.74
Have 550 idleverses.
Reject reality, substitute your own Reject reality, substitute your own 0.83
Have 600 idleverses.
Earth-616 Earth-616 0.36
Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Strange topologies Strange topologies 0.67
Reach level 10 idleverses.
Sexcentennial Sexcentennial 0.90
Have at least 600 of everything.
Keep going until I say stop Keep going until I say stop 0.56
Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
But I didn't say stop, did I? But I didn't say stop, did I? 0.66
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
With unrivaled fervor With unrivaled fervor 0.71
Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Think big Think big 0.85
Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Hypersize me Hypersize me 0.90
Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Max capacity Max capacity 0.92
Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Liquid assets Liquid assets 0.95
Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
True Neverclick True Neverclick 0.69
Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Speed baking II Speed baking II 0.40
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Speed baking III Speed baking III 0.75
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Endless cycle Endless cycle 1.05
Ascend 1,000 times.
Last Chance to See Last Chance to See 0.79
Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
All-natural cane sugar All-natural cane sugar 0.84
Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Four-leaf cookie Four-leaf cookie 0.92
Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
So much to do so much to see So much to do so much to see 0.57
Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
When the cookies ascend just right When the cookies ascend just right 0.95
Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Gaseous assets Gaseous assets 1.02
Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Seven horseshoes Seven horseshoes 1.04
Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Stifling the press Stifling the press 0.79
Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Mindfulness Mindfulness 0.56
Have 300 cortex bakers.
The 10% myth The 10% myth 0.58
Have 350 cortex bakers.
Don't think about it too hard Don't think about it too hard 0.60
Have 400 cortex bakers.
Though fools seldom differ Though fools seldom differ 0.69
Have 450 cortex bakers.
Looking kind of dumb Looking kind of dumb 0.81
Have 500 cortex bakers.
A beautiful mind A beautiful mind 0.96
Have 550 cortex bakers.
Cardinal synapses Cardinal synapses 1.07
Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unthinkable Unthinkable 0.57
Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
They moistly come at night They moistly come at night 0.56
Have 650 grandmas.
It's grown on you It's grown on you 0.57
Have 650 farms.
Don't let the walls cave in on you Don't let the walls cave in on you 0.58
Have 650 mines.
Replaced by robots Replaced by robots 0.59
Have 650 factories.
Financial prodigy Financial prodigy 0.60
Have 650 banks.
And I will pray to a big god And I will pray to a big god 0.61
Have 650 temples.
Shosple Colupis Shosple Colupis 0.63
Have 650 wizard towers.
False vacuum False vacuum 0.65
Have 650 shipments.
Metallic taste Metallic taste 0.69
Have 650 alchemy labs.
Swiss cheese Swiss cheese 0.73
Have 650 portals.
But the future refused to change But the future refused to change 0.77
Have 650 time machines.
What's the dark matter with you What's the dark matter with you 0.81
Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Enlightenment Enlightenment 0.85
Have 650 prisms.
Never tell me the odds Never tell me the odds 0.90
Have 650 chancemakers.
Blowing an Apollonian gasket Blowing an Apollonian gasket 0.94
Have 650 fractal engines.
Get with the program Get with the program 1.03
Have 650 javascript consoles.
Lost your cosmic marbles Lost your cosmic marbles 1.09
Have 650 idleverses.
By will alone I set my mind in motion By will alone I set my mind in motion 1.14
Have 650 cortex bakers.
Sexcentennial and a half Sexcentennial and a half 1.16
Have at least 650 of everything.
I am speed I am speed 0.86
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
And on and on And on and on 0.92
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Fake it till you bake it Fake it till you bake it 1.15
Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
History in the baking History in the baking 1.17
Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Baby it's old outside Baby it's old outside 0.83
Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Myriad Myriad 0.57
Own 10,000 buildings.
Kaizen Kaizen 0.58
Purchase 500 upgrades.
Beyond quality Beyond quality 0.73
Purchase 600 upgrades.
Everything happens so much Everything happens so much 0.98
Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
I'll rest when I'm dead I'll rest when I'm dead 1.10
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
What do you get for the baker who has everything What do you get for the baker who has everything 1.20
Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Bottomless pit Bottomless pit 1.21
Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
All the stars in heaven All the stars in heaven 0.64
Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
No time like the present No time like the present 1.29
Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Can we get much higher Can we get much higher 1.40
Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker) Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker) 1.45
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Rainy day fund Rainy day fund 1.54
Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
And a little extra And a little extra 1.55
Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Grandmapocalypse Grandmapocalypse 0.96
Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Wrath cookie Wrath cookie 0.97
Click a wrath cookie.
No more room in hell No more room in hell 1.14
Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
In her likeness In her likeness 1.27
Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Wrinkler poker Wrinkler poker 1.28
Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Septcentennial Septcentennial 1.53
Have at least 700 of everything.
My own clone My own clone 0.91
Have 1 You.
Multiplicity Multiplicity 0.92
Have 50 You.
Born for this job Born for this job 0.92
Have 100 You.
Episode II Episode II 0.92
Have 150 You.
Copy that Copy that 0.92
Have 200 You.
Life finds a way Life finds a way 0.92
Have 250 You.
Overcrowding Overcrowding 0.93
Have 300 You.
Strength in numbers Strength in numbers 0.94
Have 350 You.
Army of me Army of me 0.96
Have 400 You.
Know thyself Know thyself 1.04
Have 450 You.
Didn't make sense not to live Didn't make sense not to live 1.17
Have 500 You.
Genetic bottleneck Genetic bottleneck 1.32
Have 550 You.
Despite everything, it's still you Despite everything, it's still you 1.43
Have 600 You.
Everyone everywhere all at once Everyone everywhere all at once 1.49
Have 650 You.
Self-made Self-made 0.92
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Reproducible results Reproducible results 0.92
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
That's all you That's all you 0.93
Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Self-improvement Self-improvement 1.15
Reach level 10 You.
And now you're even older And now you're even older 0.94
Have 700 grandmas.
Au naturel Au naturel 0.94
Have 700 farms.
Dirt-rich Dirt-rich 0.95
Have 700 mines.
Bots build bots Bots build bots 0.96
Have 700 factories.
Getting that bag Getting that bag 0.96
Have 700 banks.
The leader is good, the leader is great The leader is good, the leader is great 0.98
Have 700 temples.
You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma- You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma- 1.00
Have 700 wizard towers.
Signed, sealed, delivered Signed, sealed, delivered 1.02
Have 700 shipments.
Sugar, spice, and everything nice Sugar, spice, and everything nice 1.05
Have 700 alchemy labs.
Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore 1.09
Have 700 portals.
I only meant to stay a while I only meant to stay a while 1.14
Have 700 time machines.
Not 20 years away forever Not 20 years away forever 1.18
Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Bright side of the Moon Bright side of the Moon 1.23
Have 700 prisms.
Riding the Mersenne twister Riding the Mersenne twister 1.29
Have 700 chancemakers.
Divide and conquer Divide and conquer 1.33
Have 700 fractal engines.
Pebcakes Pebcakes 1.42
Have 700 javascript consoles.
Greener on the other sides Greener on the other sides 1.47
Have 700 idleverses.
Where is my mind Where is my mind 1.50
Have 700 cortex bakers.
Introspection Introspection 1.52
Have 700 You.
Debt evasion Debt evasion 1.33
Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Oft we mar what's well Oft we mar what's well 1.52
Purchase 700 upgrades.
Cookie Clicker Cookie Clicker 0.92
Unlock the final building.
What's not clicking What's not clicking 0.93
Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
All on deck All on deck 1.10
Have 900 cursors.
A round of applause A round of applause 1.37
Have 1,000 cursors.

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