| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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Parcel Warning |
1.92 | 01/02/2014 16:08:21 |
| Cargo Corp has noticed all the parcels you received from home. Please contact your designated office shrink for homesickness tests. |
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Priorities |
1.67 | 01/02/2014 14:43:00 |
| I made a drawing of you, killing a mutant in a container while choking in space! |
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World's Strongest Dad |
1.55 | 01/02/2014 14:33:57 |
| Here's a drawing of you dad, with all guns and armor and explosives and upgrades! |
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Home Sweet Home |
1.84 | 01/02/2014 13:59:45 |
| I made a drawing for you, dad, about when you finally came home! |
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Curse Quota Exceeded |
1.15 | 01/02/2014 00:00:45 |
| Cargo Corp warns you that your curse quota of 100 has been exceeded. Please refrain from shouting obscenities. |
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50 Days On The Job |
1.74 | 12/07/2012 20:43:29 |
| Cargo Corp honored your 50th day on the job with a small picture of a gold watch. |
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Annihilator |
1.49 | 12/07/2012 20:42:40 |
| You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 1000 monsters! |
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Cargo Commander |
1.71 | 12/07/2012 20:15:07 |
| A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of junior Cargo Commander. |
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Toilet In Space |
1.10 | 12/07/2012 20:04:29 |
| This drawing is for you dad, a toilet in space! |
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Cap Hoarder |
1.64 | 12/07/2012 01:52:53 |
| Cargo Corp has noticed that you collected 100 caps. Please spend your money to buy Cargo Corp equipment. |
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Team Building |
1.22 | 11/29/2012 23:23:33 |
| Cargo Corp has noted that you have met 50 co-workers and wishes to applaud your teamwork and social skills. |
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Bearer Of Coffee |
1.49 | 11/28/2012 00:08:43 |
| A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of Bearer of Coffee trainee. |
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Memory Of A Mug |
1.21 | 11/27/2012 23:23:31 |
| After carrying your coffee mug through 5 containers of a wave without breaking it, you remembered the day your wife bought it for you. |
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Multikill |
1.44 | 11/27/2012 01:14:38 |
| Killing 5 mutants with one bullet reminded you of your son breaking his hand on five wooden boards with one strike on his karate training. |
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Exterminator |
1.11 | 11/27/2012 00:24:21 |
| You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 200 monsters! |
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Packing Mule |
1.11 | 11/26/2012 23:37:37 |
| A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of Packing Mule trainee. |
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Eradicator |
0.62 | 11/26/2012 21:52:10 |
| You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 20 monsters! |
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Healthy Headshot |
0.92 | 11/26/2012 21:47:35 |
| After throwing an apple can against a mutant, you remembered your wife telling you not to eat so much canned food. |
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Fast Learner |
0.75 | 11/26/2012 21:33:47 |
| Cargo Corp wishes to congratulate you with finding all possible cargo on your first day. |
