| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
 |
Not A Moron |
1.03 |
| Prove you're actually alive by successfully starting the game. |
|
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To War! |
1.09 |
| Complete Basic Training. |
|
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Who You Gonna Call? |
1.33 |
| Complete Mission 3. |
|
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Clowning Around |
1.37 |
| Complete Mission 4. |
|
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Ashes To Ashes |
1.43 |
| Complete Mission 5. |
|
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God Is On Your Side... |
1.53 |
| Complete Mission 6. |
|
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...Just Kidding! He’s Not |
1.64 |
| Complete Mission 7. |
|
 |
Inner Demons |
1.70 |
| Complete Mission 8. |
|
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Murder the Magnate |
1.92 |
| Complete Mission 9. |
|
 |
Trench Foot |
2.19 |
| Complete Mission 1, Badass difficulty. |
|
 |
Master Of My Own Fete |
2.40 |
| Complete Mission 2, Badass difficulty. |
|
 |
A Ghost Of A Chance |
2.49 |
| Complete Mission 3, Badass difficulty. |
|
 |
Crashing The Castle |
2.62 |
| Complete Mission 4, Badass difficulty. |
|
 |
A Grave Mistake |
2.55 |
| Complete Mission 5, Badass difficulty. |
|
 |
Heil Mary, Full Of Grace |
2.55 |
| Complete Mission 6, Badass difficulty. |
|
 |
You're Locked In Here With Me! |
2.55 |
| Complete Mission 7, Badass difficulty. |
|
 |
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend |
2.62 |
| Complete Mission 8, Badass difficulty. |
|
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Ozymandias |
2.79 |
| Complete Mission 9, Badass difficulty. |
|
 |
To Be Continued... |
1.92 |
| Complete Call of Judy. |
|
 |
Or Was It Judith? |
2.79 |
| Complete Call of Judy, Badass difficulty. |
|
 |
Slayer Of Sponge |
1.06 |
| Destroy a totally innocent cake. |
|
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Decturion |
1.04 |
| Deliver the sweet release of death to ten totally justifiable targets. |
|
 |
Centurion. |
1.11 |
| Deliver the sweet release of death to one hundred somewhat justifiable targets. |
|
 |
Milturion. |
1.46 |
| Deliver the sweet release of death to one thousand definitely unjustifiable targets. |
|
 |
Splash! |
1.32 |
| Kill at least 3 enemies with one grenade or rocket explosion. |
|
 |
KABOOM! |
1.16 |
| Blow up. |
|
 |
Get Mounted |
1.15 |
| Complete your first mounted gun section. |
|
 |
Hole Puncher |
1.90 |
| Complete every mounted gun section to become the ultimate Stationary Killer. |
|
 |
Do You Know Who I Am? |
1.17 |
| Listen to an entire Kenneth Announcement. |
|
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Baptised |
1.19 |
| Sponge. That. Sinner! |
|
 |
Live Dangerously |
1.19 |
| Ride the Ferris Wheel. |
|
 |
Useless Information... |
1.65 |
| Find your first piece of Intel. |
|
 |
...Or Surprising Insights? |
2.55 |
| Find every piece of Intel in Call of Judy. |
|
 |
Ice Cold |
2.25 |
| Destroy every ice cream van. |
|
 |
Duck, Duck, Mousse |
2.12 |
| Run over all the innocents on the Ghost Train. |
|
 |
Lingerer |
1.95 |
| Listen to every tannoy announcement at the Fete. |
|
 |
I Need No Announcement |
2.12 |
| Destroy every tannoy at the Fete. |
|
 |
Thus Spake Kenneth |
2.14 |
| Listen to every tannoy announcement in the evening-time at the Fete. |
|
 |
He Shoots, He Scores! |
2.12 |
| Improve your K:D by killing three enemies with 1 bullet. |
|
 |
The Gospel According To Murdoch |
2.19 |
| Listen to all tannoy announcements in the Musoleum. |
|
 |
Silence Is Golden |
2.44 |
| Destroy all the tannoys in Musoleum. |
|
 |
Nothing To Hide |
1.74 |
| Investigate the Surveillance system. |
|
 |
Piece Of Pie |
1.70 |
| Discover the "legitimate" sources of the Bum. |
|
 |
Patience Of A Saint |
1.83 |
| Satisfy your OCD in the Filing room. |
|
 |
Sunday Schooling |
2.55 |
| Kill 666 Nuns on the Sabbath. |
|
 |
A Single Kenneth Suddenly Silenced |
2.14 |
| Destroy every tannoy in the evening-time at the Fete. |
|
 |
We’ve Been Here Before… |
1.93 |
| Play every different level in Call of Judy, then start any one level again. |
|
 |
PC Master Race |
1.12 |
| Complete any mission in Call of Judy with keyboard and mouse. |
|
 |
Pure-Bred Console Player |
1.77 |
| Complete any mission in Call of Judy with a controller. |
|
 |
Oh Boy, A Friend! |
2.12 |
| Play split-screen. |
|
 |
Sorry, No Refunds |
1.41 |
| Play the game for a total of 2 hours and 1 minute. |
|
 |
Collateral Damage |
2.92 |
| Kill every innocent bystander in the Fete. |
|
 |
Told You So |
1.83 |
| Waste your time in the Church Basement. |
|
 |
Tomb Raider |
2.05 |
| Visit every room in the Church Basement. |
|
 |
The Church's Dirty Little Secret |
1.63 |
| Kill all the Altar Boys. |
|
 |
Future Shock One |
2.92 |
| Summon the Mad King. |
|
 |
These Aren't Just Zombies...These Are NotZombies |
2.92 |
| Unlock Zombie mode. |
|
 |
If You Want Something Done Right… |
2.44 |
| Revive your ally three times in one game of Zombies. |
|
 |
There But For The Grace Of God… |
2.44 |
| Survive a full round in Zombies after your partner dies, allowing them to respawn next round. |
|
 |
Joseph's Favourite Son |
2.44 |
| Hand build 100 barricades in a single game of Zombies. |
|
 |
Feelin' Lucky, Punk? |
2.40 |
| Kill five zombies with one bullet from Clint's Piece. |
|
 |
Gazzer's Revenge |
2.92 |
| Fire the spud gun. |
|
 |
Open Wide |
2.44 |
| Buy all possible gates in a single game of Zombies. |
|
 |
Offshore Account |
2.70 |
| Possess £100k cash in a single game of Zombies. |
|
 |
Well I’ll Be Damned |
2.92 |
| Reach round 30 in a game of Zombies. |
|
 |
0WN3D |
1.89 |
| Experience some "Online" Mulitiplayer fun. |
|
 |
PWN3D |
1.90 |
| Experience further "Online" Mulitiplayer fun. |
|
 |
The People's Republic Of NotGames |
2.35 |
| Complete any Mission in Call of Judy while censorship is in effect. |
|
 |
NotBad |
2.03 |
| Complete Call of Judy, Gamer difficulty. |
|
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Doing What's Necessary |
2.49 |
| Put Denis Down. |
