| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
 |
Pummeling Puffs |
1.02 |
| Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown. |
|
 |
Guerilla Marketer |
0.63 |
| Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school. |
|
 |
Rope-A-Dope |
0.69 |
| Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium. |
|
 |
About Damn Time |
0.69 |
| Return overdue book to librarian. |
|
 |
Ready For Rod |
0.73 |
| Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza. |
|
 |
Printer Pal |
0.80 |
| Fix Grandma's printer. |
|
 |
My Girl |
0.82 |
| Get rid of the wasp nest. |
|
 |
Hobo Habitat |
0.82 |
| Give Hobo Moe a new home. |
|
 |
Operation Intrude n313 |
0.83 |
| Sneak into Golden Haze. |
|
 |
Send Nudes |
0.84 |
| Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie. |
|
 |
Juvenile Delinquent |
0.85 |
| Get arrested. |
|
 |
Mission Permission |
0.86 |
| Forge a signature on the permission slip. |
|
 |
Look Ma, I Can Fly! |
0.88 |
| Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies. |
|
 |
Blue Shirted Eye Grabber |
0.88 |
| Acquire the lab technician's eyeball. |
|
 |
Mission Impassable |
0.88 |
| Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab. |
|
 |
Eye For Detail |
0.88 |
| Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab. |
|
 |
A Long Road Ahead |
0.89 |
| Complete Chapter 1. |
|
 |
Marriage Counselor |
0.90 |
| Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date. |
|
 |
Don't Slurp That |
1.00 |
| Give a condom to a boy in need. |
|
 |
Chick'n Coop |
0.85 |
| Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer. |
|
 |
Third Wheel |
0.91 |
| Return the signed prom letter to Crystal. |
|
 |
Puny Express |
1.04 |
| Mail out Gertie's scathing letter. |
|
 |
Scarred For Life |
0.79 |
| Give Drug Dealer some scar cream. |
|
 |
Huff The Magic Dragon |
0.80 |
| Give Mark Hufferman a new marker. |
|
 |
The World Can Wait |
1.18 |
| Complete all optional sidequests. |
|
 |
Creepy Peepy Boy |
0.99 |
| Gain access to the girl's locker room. |
|
 |
A Bushy Tale |
1.35 |
| Listen to the Bush's tragic story. |
|
 |
Die Of Boredom |
1.22 |
| Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes. |
|
 |
Desperate Times |
1.57 |
| Ask every person you possibly can out to prom. |
|
 |
Project Runway |
1.48 |
| Collect every costume. |
|
 |
Burned By Bernie |
1.44 |
| Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults. |
|
 |
Locker Stalker |
1.33 |
| Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school. |
|
 |
The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen |
1.10 |
| Stare at a bag blowing in the wind. |
|
 |
Survivalist |
1.33 |
| Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1. |
|
 |
Back In My Day |
1.27 |
| Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories. |
|
 |
Your Lemons Suck |
0.85 |
| Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink |
|
 |
Every Town Has An Elm Street |
0.85 |
| Find a nightmarish costume. |
|
 |
Chill Out |
1.17 |
| Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops. |
|
 |
Judge A Book By Its Cover |
1.25 |
| Learn about 30 different library book titles. |
|
 |
Jeremiah 29:12 |
0.93 |
| Convince someone that you're God. |
|
 |
Lost Prophet |
1.38 |
| Find every Jesus. |
|
 |
Gotta Got 'Em All |
1.57 |
| Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems" |
|
 |
Get To Know Shark Dad |
0.81 |
| Have a conversation with Shark Dad. |
|
 |
Speed Demon |
1.56 |
| Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving. |
|
 |
Blue Brailles |
0.86 |
| Deliver porn to Stevie Shades. |
|
 |
Distraction With Action |
1.15 |
| Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight. |
|
 |
Distraction With Attraction |
0.64 |
| Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love. |
|
 |
Freaky Flasher |
1.25 |
| Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes. |
|
 |
PermaPeeper |
1.28 |
| Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office. |
|
 |
Coming Clean |
1.36 |
| Find Señor Cleanfist. |
