| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease |
1.06 | 03/22/2012 17:50:54 |
| This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total. |
|
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Air. Wind. Sun. Pain. I Am All of This, and Your Mom Makes a Fine Pasta Dinner. |
0.61 | 12/28/2011 13:53:29 |
| Complete the Summer Sun level from the main menu with 5 stars. Available for a limited time during Summer 2011! Hurry! |
|
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I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It |
0.86 | 12/28/2011 13:45:11 |
| Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates. |
|
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I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale |
0.76 | 12/28/2011 12:52:21 |
| Awarded for completing your 128th jump. |
|
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I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me |
0.47 | 12/27/2011 09:24:02 |
| Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
