| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
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Welcome to the lost Islands! |
1.03 |
| Game on! |
|
 |
Recipes Are For Suckers |
1.38 |
| Craft an item that you do not have a recipe for |
|
 |
Look Ma! Shiny! |
1.12 |
| Craft your first weapon. |
|
 |
Block Billionaire. Sort of. Thousandaire? |
1.49 |
| Collect one thousand gold cubes |
|
 |
Platoon Pulverizer |
1.29 |
| Killed 50 enemies, which may or may not include Charlie Sheen |
|
 |
Company Crusher |
1.43 |
| Killed 100 enemies, which is a full company, but not the business kind. |
|
 |
Battalion Blaster |
1.63 |
| Killed 400 enemies. |
|
 |
My Island Now! |
1.38 |
| Defeat your first Island King. |
|
 |
Use It And Lose It! |
1.42 |
| Craft your first usable item. |
|
 |
Disco Inferno! |
1.67 |
| Kill 20 enemies while they're on fire. Burn baby, burn! |
|
 |
Going Home |
1.96 |
| Escaped the Lost Islands |
|
 |
The Eternal Gratitude of Team Beard |
1.88 |
| Watched the complete credits. Thank you so much for playing the game! |
|
 |
Business Is Booming! |
1.37 |
| Because you bought grenades! Or maybe not. Either way, here's an achievement for your first purchase from the Store Guy! |
|
 |
Power! |
1.42 |
| Upgraded a weapon for the first time |
|
 |
Unlimited (Limited) Power! |
1.86 |
| Upgraded a weapon to maximum level |
|
 |
Treat Me Like a Pirate |
1.25 |
| Open your first treasure chest |
|
 |
Cooking By The Book |
1.10 |
| Get your first recipe |
|
 |
Fragged! |
1.31 |
| Dust doesn't taste too good, does it? |
|
 |
Blaztec! |
1.85 |
| Reached the island of the Aztecs. |
|
 |
Clever Girl |
1.89 |
| Reached the dinosaur island |
|
 |
Doomed |
1.93 |
| Reached the volcanic island |
|
 |
Far Out |
1.94 |
| Broke reality |
|
 |
The King is Back! |
2.09 |
| Start a game of New Game + |
|
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Left the Building |
2.24 |
| Finished a game of New Game+ |
