| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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Clicker Achievement #32 |
0.56 | 04/18/2019 15:55:43 |
| It seems like you are a bit bored… lets pump it up a little |
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Clicker Achievement #31 |
0.56 | 04/18/2019 15:55:36 |
| 991 = Beeep Beeeep - Who is there? Is this an emergency? |
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Clicker Achievement #30 |
0.56 | 04/18/2019 15:55:27 |
| Oh boy… oh boy… how about some sweet funky vision? |
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Just a Quicky |
0.58 | 04/18/2019 15:55:24 |
| Play for 5 minutes |
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Clicker Achievement #29 |
0.56 | 04/18/2019 15:55:22 |
| 828m high is the tallest building in the world… :O |
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Clicker Achievement #28 |
0.56 | 04/18/2019 15:55:14 |
| 777 is like 666… just replace every 6 with a 7 |
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Clicker Achievement #27 |
0.56 | 04/18/2019 15:55:12 |
| 691 = First Irregular Prime Number (like who the fuck want to know that?) |
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Clicker Achievement #26 |
0.56 | 04/18/2019 15:55:00 |
| 666 = Burn in hell baby! |
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Clicker Achievement #25 |
0.56 | 04/18/2019 15:54:51 |
| Since everything takes so long lets double your click power! |
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Clicker Achievement #24 |
0.56 | 04/18/2019 15:54:39 |
| 505 Games (the publisher) did not want to publish this game… we can't even imagine why… |
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Clicker Achievement #23 |
0.56 | 04/18/2019 15:54:28 |
| 447.19 km/h of the fastest car in the world… did you know that this equals 277.87 mph? |
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Clicker Achievement #22 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:54:11 |
| 4 is considered an unlucky number in chinese which is why some hotels do not have a 4th floor. |
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Clicker Achievement #21 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:54:04 |
| PI is around 3.14159265359 |
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WTF |
0.60 | 04/18/2019 15:53:29 |
| I guess it workn't. |
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Clicker Achievement #20 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:53:19 |
| 277.87 = Mph of the fastest car in the world, the Koenigsegg Agera RS. |
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Clicker Achievement #19 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:53:03 |
| 233 = Amount of little kids in the internet who already fucked your mum. |
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The First Confusion |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:52:54 |
| Play for 2.5 minutes |
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Grrrbrbrbrbr. Woah… what happened? |
0.71 | 04/18/2019 15:52:50 |
| Did you see that? |
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Shoot it |
0.56 | 04/18/2019 15:52:47 |
| Click the f****ng weird thingy. |
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Clicker Achievement #18 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:52:47 |
| 163 = Some people in the internet think this is the coolest number. Google it if you don’t belive me. |
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Clicker Achievement #17 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:52:43 |
| We gonna disable the freezing on the button now… so you do not have to wait every time. |
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Clicker Achievement #16 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:52:39 |
| Oh wait, that's still not all! |
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Clicker Achievement #15 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:52:35 |
| 121 is also the avarage number of games per user on Steam in May 2018 |
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Clicker Achievement #14 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:52:31 |
| Oh wait, that's still not all! |
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Clicker Achievement #13 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:52:17 |
| 121 = 11 * 11 (also there might be some illuminati involved again) |
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Clicker Achievement #12 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:51:59 |
| 100% of the achievements that you could unlocked with the first 100 clicks. |
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Clicker Achievement #11 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:51:55 |
| Also the button actually seems to be a bit too big… lets make it small |
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Clicker Achievement #10 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:51:47 |
| Look at that… look at the shapes… look at the roundness! |
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A Single Minute |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:51:24 |
| Play for 1 minute |
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Clicker Achievement #9 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:51:20 |
| We all love it... Sexy! |
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Clicker Achievement #8 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:51:02 |
| 50 = Try to put that into the keyboard. |
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Clicker Achievement #7 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:50:58 |
| Wait… Who the fuck switched on that crap? Wait… we will change it for you. |
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Clicker Achievement #6 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:50:51 |
| 35 = Level of saltiness that we had while creating the game. |
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Clicker Achievement #5 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:50:45 |
| Freaking Illuminatis everywhere. |
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Clicker Achievement #4 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:50:41 |
| 11 = The average number of games in a Steam library in March 2016 |
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Clicker Achievement #3 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:50:37 |
| So since you are getting up to speed let us switch on some enjoyable music for you. |
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Clicker Achievement #2 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:50:31 |
| Yeah you seem to get it now. |
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Clicker Achievement #1 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:50:26 |
| Good job, you must be a genius! |
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A First Step |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:50:25 |
| Start the game |
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Clicker Achievement #0 |
0.54 | 04/18/2019 15:50:23 |
| 0 = The amount of shits that where given today. |
| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
|
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Time is of the Essence |
0.60 |
| Play for 10 minutes |
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The Perfect Nap |
0.65 |
| Play for 25 minutes |
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The Timeless |
0.71 |
| Play for 50 minutes |
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Beat the Freaking Clock |
0.78 |
| Play for 100 minutes |
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Master of Time |
0.78 |
| Play for 250 minutes |
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Clicker Achievement #33 |
0.58 |
| Here is your new freaking moving button! |
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Clicker Achievement #34 |
0.58 |
| 1111 = The number is cool so we will stop the eye cancer for you |
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Clicker Achievement #35 |
0.58 |
| 13 = Flight rates usually drop on Friday the 13th because many people are scared of taking the plane. |
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Clicker Achievement #36 |
0.58 |
| 1337… nothing more. |
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Clicker Achievement #37 |
0.58 |
| Oh also lets just get rid of that annoying moving button… |
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Clicker Achievement #38 |
0.58 |
| Aaaand replace it with an invisible one… |
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Clicker Achievement #39 |
0.58 |
| 1666 = The average amount of cups of coffee a game developer usually drinks per day… well at least somewhere close to that number. |
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Clicker Achievement #40 |
0.58 |
| 2000 = Some male songbirds sing more often every day. |
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Clicker Achievement #41 |
0.58 |
| 2 as a binary number is maybe the most important number in computer science. |
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Clicker Achievement #42 |
0.58 |
| How about we make the button visible again? |
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Clicker Achievement #43 |
0.58 |
| 2.718 = Euler's number… yes the dude owns that shit! |
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Clicker Achievement #44 |
0.58 |
| We just wanted to let you know that from now on you will have to work for your achievements. |
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Clicker Achievement #45 |
0.58 |
| 4325003274489856000 = The total number of configurations of a Rubik's Cube. |
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Clicker Achievement #46 |
0.58 |
| 5000 = The amount of times our head developer missspelled achievemnets |
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Clicker Achievement #47 |
0.58 |
| Sorry to tell you but you will never make it to the end! |
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Clicker Achievement #48 |
0.58 |
| 7000 years ago cats started living people. |
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Clicker Achievement #49 |
0.58 |
| 7672 games have been released on Steam in 2017. |
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Clicker Achievement #50 |
0.58 |
| 8848m is the height of the Mount Everest |
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Clicker Achievement #51 |
0.58 |
| It's over 9000!!!!! |
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Clicker Achievement #52 |
0.58 |
| 9500 is the thickness of your mama's butt. |
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Clicker Achievement #53 |
0.58 |
| You seem to have a lot of freetime. |
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Clicker Achievement #54 |
0.58 |
| Good for you! |
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Clicker Achievement #56 |
0.60 |
| Aren't you getting bored? |
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Clicker Achievement #57 |
0.60 |
| Is it really worth all the trouble for some achievements? |
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Clicker Achievement #58 |
0.60 |
| 14.000 pounds is the weight of an average fox. |
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Clicker Achievement #59 |
0.60 |
| You might want to reconsider your decission in live... |
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Clicker Achievement #60 |
0.60 |
| I mean look at you... |
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Clicker Achievement #61 |
0.60 |
| What are you doing with your time? |
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Clicker Achievement #62 |
0.60 |
| Like one day you will proudly tell your children... |
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Clicker Achievement #63 |
0.60 |
| about the day where you sat down in front of your computer... |
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Clicker Achievement #64 |
0.60 |
| and kept smashing this one button... |
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Clicker Achievement #65 |
0.60 |
| for no good damn reason... |
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Clicker Achievement #66 |
0.60 |
| yeah.. i didn't think so neither. |
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Clicker Achievement #67 |
0.60 |
| 18000000 player have been online on Steam at the same time in January 2018. |
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Clicker Achievement #68 |
0.63 |
| You know what... I feel sorry for the way I was talking to you. |
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Clicker Achievement #69 |
0.63 |
| I guess its the best for both of us if I am just quite for a while. |
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Clicker Achievement #70 |
0.63 |
| See you at absolute zero. |
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Clicker Achievement #71 |
0.63 |
| −273.15° is absolute zero… the coldest known temperature. |
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Clicker Achievement #72 |
0.63 |
| 30000 is a very high number… there are only a hand full of numbers higher… |
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Clicker Achievement #73 |
0.63 |
| You know as an appology for earlier let me help you a little... |
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Clicker Achievement #74 |
0.63 |
| From now one each of your clicks will be worth 100 clicks instead.. |
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Clicker Achievement #75 |
0.63 |
| We hope that helps :D |
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Clicker Achievement #76 |
0.63 |
| See it's much faster that way :) |
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Clicker Achievement #77 |
0.63 |
| 50000 = The average amount of spiders per acre in green areas. (for however is interest in a random fact) |
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Clicker Achievement #79 |
0.63 |
| You know to keep it challanging ;) |
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Clicker Achievement #80 |
0.63 |
| Damn boooooooyyy… that’s sooo high already… |
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Clicker Achievement #81 |
0.63 |
| Pro Tip: Just 3 more and you are finally done! |
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Clicker Achievement #82 |
0.63 |
| We gonna take that moment to tell you the one thing that really mattes: We love you! :) |
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Clicker Achievement #83 |
0.63 |
| Do you want to know a secret? |
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Clicker Achievement #84 |
0.63 |
| Oh boy … actually you know what… just forget about it… I am running out of things to say here… therefore… |
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Clicker Achievement #85 |
0.63 |
| Fuck it… that’s the end of the game! |
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Clicker Achievement #86 |
0.63 |
| Hope you kinda had fun and are happy with your achievements :P |
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Clicker Achievement #87 |
0.63 |
| Also… |
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Clicker Achievement #88 |
0.63 |
| What the actual fuck dude… |
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Clicker Achievement #89 |
0.63 |
| You managed to do 100k clicks… |
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Clicker Achievement #90 |
0.63 |
| That is super awesome and kind of worrisome... |
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Clicker Achievement #91 |
0.63 |
| So… to say it with the words of your mum… |
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Clicker Achievement #92 |
0.63 |
| Go outside and play with your friends! |
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Clicker Achievement #93 |
0.63 |
| And switch off the computer! |
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Clicker Achievement #94 |
0.63 |
| Hmm.. weird.. that used to work before... |
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Clicker Achievement #95 |
0.63 |
| Oh well seems like you didn't listen... |
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Clicker Achievement #96 |
0.68 |
| Dude that is crazy! Let's introduce the super click and go to 1000000! |
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Clicker Achievement #97 |
0.71 |
| You are incredible. |
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Clicker Achievement #98 |
0.71 |
| You tapped so often that I can't even count it anymore. |
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Clicker Achievement #99 |
0.71 |
| Good job I am giving up. |
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Clicker Achievement #100 |
0.71 |
| WIN THE GAME! |
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Clicker Achievement #101 |
0.71 |
| The ultimate click champion! |
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Clicker Achievement #55 |
0.58 |
| Lets learn counting together... |
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Do you do everything that a random stranger tells you to do? |
0.60 |
| Press 50 on the keyboard |
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SEXYYYY!!! |
0.63 |
| Press the sexy number |
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So you want to hear a secret? |
0.71 |
| If you press GO it will automatically skip to the next message. However, always wait until the old text disappeared! |
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Get -1 point |
0.71 |
| The keyboard is your friend. |
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Shoot it 10 times |
0.65 |
| More weird thingies... |
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Shoot it 25 times |
0.74 |
| Even more weird thingies |
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Shoot it 50 times |
0.78 |
| Damn that are a lot of thingies |
