| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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R'lyeh Nice to Meet You |
2.16 |
11/01/2014 08:36:49 |
| Make friends with a star-spawn. |
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What Final Horror |
1.84 |
01/05/2016 06:42:35 |
| Escape the Mountains of Madness. |
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My Other, Other Ride Is a... |
1.79 |
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| You rode on top of a mech. |
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My Other Ride Is a... |
1.75 |
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| You rode on top of a drone. |
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Obsidian |
1.70 |
01/18/2017 23:37:34 |
| Knock out a Commando. |
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Self Improvement |
1.67 |
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| You slew your demons. |
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Quick to the Slaughter |
1.62 |
01/10/2017 05:49:00 |
| Complete The Original campaign with a total play time of 30:00 or less. |
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Tabula Rasa |
1.58 |
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| You deleted your NEON record. |
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Perfect Marks |
1.57 |
05/20/2015 08:22:00 |
| You completed a mission with grade S. |
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Matchmaker |
1.55 |
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| You gave dating advice to a teenager. |
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It’s not your fault |
1.53 |
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Patron of the Street Arts |
1.53 |
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| You helped the punk girl get away. |
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Spectre |
1.52 |
01/18/2017 23:33:25 |
| Kill or knock out an enemy while camouflaged or cloaked. |
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Two Birds |
1.52 |
04/19/2015 07:38:00 |
| You stunned two enemies with a single Scrambler. |
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Scientology Level: OT VIII |
1.51 |
05/30/2014 08:11:08 |
| Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
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Smooth Operator |
1.50 |
01/18/2017 23:51:35 |
| Saved a woman's life. |
|
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Bright Eyes |
1.50 |
04/17/2015 02:36:00 |
| You decided your future. |
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Convergence |
1.50 |
04/17/2015 02:33:00 |
| You completed the eighth mission. |
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Untrustworthy |
1.50 |
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| You looted the hotel room before returning the key. |
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Saccades |
1.50 |
04/17/2015 02:05:00 |
| You completed the seventh mission. |
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Cold Pot 1 |
1.48 |
08/18/2015 02:55:52 |
| Sigourney is worried that her pot will get cold. You must take her home quickly. |
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REM Sleep |
1.47 |
04/17/2015 01:23:00 |
| You completed the sixth mission. |
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CAN YOU DIG IT?! |
1.45 |
05/17/2014 07:42:17 |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
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Delicate Touch |
1.44 |
01/18/2017 23:47:16 |
| Knock out a Man In Black or Woman In Black. |
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Myopia |
1.44 |
04/16/2015 02:39:00 |
| You completed the fifth mission. |
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Explosive Hunter |
1.43 |
01/08/2017 09:42:00 |
| Find and shoot the 10 hidden explosives (Shooting Range). |
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40 Year Old Virgin |
1.42 |
05/09/2014 04:51:03 |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
|
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Ghost |
1.41 |
05/20/2015 08:22:00 |
| You completed a mission without being detected or using force. |
|
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Low Gear Parts |
1.40 |
08/18/2015 02:47:47 |
| Find the [Low Gear Parts] in the Junk Yard. The General will use them to increase the performance of your car. |
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical |
1.40 |
05/30/2014 08:11:07 |
| Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
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Force Majeure |
1.39 |
04/16/2015 01:55:00 |
| You took down 20 enemies. |
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Anustart! |
1.39 |
07/10/2014 01:41:12 |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
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Pupil |
1.36 |
04/16/2015 02:10:00 |
| You completed the fourth mission. |
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Gary vs. The K. Man |
1.33 |
02/01/2014 05:32:36 |
| Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
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Unlock Garam |
1.31 |
04/30/2015 08:37:00 |
| Unlock Garam and use him as a player character |
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Gross, It's All Slimy |
1.31 |
11/01/2014 08:47:31 |
| Acquire the Soul of Cthulhu. |
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me |
1.29 |
05/28/2014 03:24:42 |
| Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
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SCREW that game! |
1.28 |
01/28/2014 01:23:06 |
| Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
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Dilation |
1.27 |
04/16/2015 01:33:00 |
| You completed the third mission. |
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You want our autograph too? |
1.27 |
06/29/2014 01:11:35 |
| Watch all the credits. |
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Remixes Suck! |
1.27 |
07/14/2013 07:14:43 |
| Complete a level without collecting a Recovery Spray Can |
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Laputan Machine |
1.27 |
12/23/2016 10:57:17 |
| You used Marchenko's Kill Switch to defeat him, proving that some things can cut deeper than steel. |
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Slow Zombies |
1.26 |
06/18/2015 19:45:00 |
| Cripple 10 infected with legshots. When you are targeting an enemy, move mouse down to select legshots. Firearms skill level 1 required. |
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Manual Master |
1.26 |
05/01/2015 05:25:00 |
| Perform 15 manuals in one combo in School II with Rodney Mullen |
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The One Eyed Man Is King |
1.24 |
06/01/2017 22:46:00 |
| Cover Passos With Perfect Aim |
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Look Behind |
1.24 |
07/14/2013 07:02:09 |
| Perform a Turn Trick in game |
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Never Forget |
1.24 |
04/08/2015 04:15:03 |
| You revisited the site where Belltower discovered and captured you. |
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Neon Hat |
1.24 |
04/16/2015 01:15:00 |
| You hacked 10 devices. |
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Amidst The Wreckage |
1.23 |
06/02/2017 00:34:00 |
| Destroy All The Models In The Boardroom |
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Hello, Newman |
1.22 |
04/21/2015 06:38:00 |
| Kicked 30 dogs. |
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Weapons of Mass Destruction |
1.22 |
01/12/2017 23:40:00 |
| Earn a kill with every weapon. |
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Pointy-eared Elvish princeling. |
1.22 |
01/04/2014 05:39:04 |
| Defeat 42 Uruk-hai as Legolas. |
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Uncle T-Bag |
1.22 |
12/21/2013 07:54:10 |
| Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
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Episode 1 CLEARED |
1.21 |
05/21/2017 02:26:23 |
| George, the perpetrator is just like you. He's passionate about women. He's a passionate kisser. This was a "kiss of death". |
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Blind Spot |
1.21 |
04/16/2015 01:01:00 |
| You completed the second mission |
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Gross, It's All Sandy |
1.21 |
11/01/2014 00:05:01 |
| Acquire the Soul of Nyarlathotep. |
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The Take |
1.21 |
04/05/2015 09:21:35 |
| Greedy bastard. You accepted O'Malley's blood money and let him go. |
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Speaking Frankly |
1.20 |
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| You spoke your mind to the Director. |
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It won't be that easy! |
1.19 |
01/02/2014 09:35:53 |
| During 'Prologue', jump into the fires of Mount Doom as Isildur. |
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Something Wicked This Way Comes |
1.19 |
06/12/2017 03:01:00 |
| Get 7 Kills While Jumping From The Rickety Boat [FREE AIM] |
|
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Don't taze me, bro! |
1.19 |
05/16/2014 07:55:54 |
| Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
|
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The Lord of the Ring. |
1.18 |
01/03/2014 10:01:03 |
| Complete the Bonus Level. |
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy |
1.18 |
04/21/2015 07:38:00 |
| Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
|
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John Rambo'd! |
1.17 |
02/01/2014 05:38:57 |
| Made a very long killing spree. |
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Rise From Your Grave |
1.16 |
03/07/2016 23:24:00 |
| Continue the game after a game over. |
|
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Modern Day Noah |
1.16 |
01/07/2017 00:31:00 |
| Execute two of every hostile type. |
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An Idyllic Small Town |
1.15 |
05/17/2017 07:37:03 |
| Make it through ''Night Life in Bright Falls'' in one go without dying or restarting even once. |
|
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Sweet Revenge |
1.15 |
10/29/2014 00:34:02 |
| Destroy a lizardman statue. |
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What about second breakfast? |
1.15 |
01/02/2014 11:14:17 |
| Complete 2 cooking puzzles. |
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One time, at band camp... |
1.14 |
05/07/2014 02:58:06 |
| Saved the marching band from explody death. |
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That is a rare gift. |
1.13 |
01/04/2014 05:28:15 |
| Reach the top of Amon Hen without being caught once by Boromir. (Single Player Only) |
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The Best, Around |
1.13 |
05/01/2015 06:11:00 |
| Get 500,000 points in one run in Venice Beach |
|
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The Hell's Fargo Wagon |
1.13 |
05/14/2015 09:29:00 |
| Firebomb the band. |
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I don't need virgins for this |
1.13 |
12/21/2013 06:40:00 |
| Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
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Bringing home the bacon |
1.12 |
05/15/2015 03:28:00 |
| Unlock Officer Dick |
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8-bit Overflow |
1.12 |
07/23/2013 01:56:08 |
| Kill 256 civilians within a single life |
|
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Lucky Guess |
1.11 |
04/08/2015 02:02:51 |
| Maybe next time, Jacob will use a more complex code when arming a bomb. |
|
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A Heated Combination |
1.11 |
12/19/2016 09:26:57 |
| Enter a classic numerical code in the game's first keypad. |
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Batman |
1.11 |
01/03/2014 10:22:58 |
| Clear chapter 2 using Nigel the Bat |
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One does not simply... |
1.11 |
01/04/2014 05:50:16 |
| Walk into Mordor. |
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That Old Adage |
1.10 |
04/08/2015 09:26:02 |
| Apparently, your CASIE augmentation doesn't work on everyone... |
|
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Back Stage Pass |
1.10 |
04/08/2015 08:58:28 |
| You gained access to Quinn's secret store. |
|
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Old School |
1.10 |
05/15/2015 03:11:00 |
| Score 200,000 points without performing a single manual in one run in Warehouse |
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Sure Know How To Pick A Place |
1.08 |
06/06/2017 06:09:00 |
| Discover All Tourist Locations |
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Tony Goat |
1.08 |
05/22/2015 01:03:56 |
| Finish all manual quests |
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Don't Get Cocky |
1.08 |
08/20/2015 04:49:00 |
| Kill all Sith troopers before they can board the Ebon Hawk |
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Public Menace |
1.08 |
04/30/2015 08:19:00 |
| Make 100 civilians jump out of your way |
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The Legend of the Star |
1.07 |
08/16/2013 04:59:19 |
| Complete The Legend of the Star. |
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Found 'em faster than GWB |
1.07 |
01/26/2014 11:34:27 |
| Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
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Señor Cornballer |
1.07 |
07/02/2014 08:22:45 |
| Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
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I should buy a boat |
1.07 |
01/26/2014 11:13:54 |
| Read the newspaper every day. |
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To the Very End |
1.06 |
12/28/2016 06:14:00 |
| Watch the entire credit sequence. |
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GoatBuilt |
1.06 |
05/22/2015 01:18:23 |
| Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course |
|
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All of the Above |
1.06 |
04/08/2015 08:48:31 |
| You managed to save Dr. Kavanagh and all the prisoners, too. |
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NUCLEAR WASTE |
1.05 |
01/05/2016 05:23:06 |
| They won't reach the Nuclear Throne |
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Lights Out |
1.05 |
12/11/2013 02:52:17 |
| You deactivated at least 5 security systems on Kingsparrow Island |
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Reminiscence |
1.05 |
|
| Obtain all memento photos. |
|
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens |
1.05 |
05/16/2014 08:12:53 |
| Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
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Dirty knees |
1.04 |
06/29/2014 00:39:27 |
| Duck under a rocket. |
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Reminiscence |
1.04 |
|
| Recreate all scenes in the "Déjà-Vu" Extra Op |