| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
 |
Give It The Fingers |
0.98 |
| Successfully enter both your quips in a round |
|
 |
Quip It Good |
1.00 |
| Win both battles in a round |
|
 |
Quipee-ki-yay! |
1.08 |
| Win all battles in Rounds 1 and 2 |
|
 |
Quip Pro Quo |
1.46 |
| Write a quip that Schmitty actually responds to |
|
 |
Eighters Gonna Eight |
1.38 |
| Play an 8-player game |
|
 |
Hi, Jinx! |
1.39 |
| Enter the same thing as your opponent |
|
 |
The Titular Achievement |
1.11 |
| Get a Quiplash! (sweep votes in a 5+-player game) |
|
 |
He Who Lashes Last… |
1.65 |
| Get 70% or more of the votes in The Last Lash |
|
 |
Sitting Ovation |
1.29 |
| Play a game with an Audience |
|
 |
Meatloaf Candy |
1.85 |
| Write "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it |
