| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
 |
Master Unlocker |
1.46 | 12/03/2018 01:06:50 |
| Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
|
 |
My Precious |
1.51 | 11/09/2018 05:24:50 |
| Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
|
 |
Spare Wheel |
1.37 | 11/09/2018 05:16:13 |
| Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
|
 |
Safety First |
1.53 | 11/09/2018 05:08:44 |
| Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
|
 |
The Perfect Partner |
1.41 | 11/09/2018 05:06:00 |
| Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
|
 |
Always Finishes First |
1.19 | 11/09/2018 04:40:02 |
| Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
|
 |
Generous Lover |
0.66 | 11/09/2018 04:37:02 |
| Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
|
 |
Till Death Do Us |
1.15 | 11/09/2018 04:30:21 |
| Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
|
 |
Autopaedicatio |
1.24 | 11/09/2018 02:44:35 |
| Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
|
 |
A Better John |
1.00 | 11/09/2018 02:36:45 |
| Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
|
 |
Clumsy |
1.26 | 11/09/2018 02:03:09 |
| Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
|
 |
Bulking Gear |
1.65 | 11/09/2018 01:56:53 |
| Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
|
 |
Swan Tamer |
1.04 | 11/04/2018 21:56:48 |
| Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
|
 |
Self Defence |
0.90 | 11/04/2018 21:54:28 |
| Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
|
 |
Fire Inspector |
0.65 | 11/03/2018 05:27:28 |
| Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
|
 |
Go Right |
0.53 | 11/03/2018 05:18:03 |
| Move to the right. |
|
 |
Go Left |
0.53 | 11/03/2018 05:17:59 |
| Move to the left. |
|
 |
Most Improved Tapulator |
1.35 | 11/03/2018 05:17:53 |
| Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
