| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
 |
Begin The Cycle |
0.31 |
| (Chapter 1) Begin your journey into The American Dream |
|
 |
Baby's Got a Gun |
1.18 |
| (Chapter 3) Shoot the down the ducks with 100% accuracy |
|
 |
Rising Star Award |
0.74 |
| (Chapter 4) Catch the fast ball with your face |
|
 |
Heartbreak |
0.86 |
| (Chapter 5) Change your mind about which one of the twins you like |
|
 |
Carnival Pleasures |
1.30 |
| (Chapter 6) Shoot down 5 pins from the back row in the shooting game |
|
 |
Royale With Cheese |
0.70 |
| (Chapter 7) Earn at least $5.00 |
|
 |
Razzed My Berries |
0.57 |
| (Chapter 8) Out-dance Rex George |
|
 |
Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bullet |
0.65 |
| (Chapter 9) Defeat the hose without getting hit by any bolts |
|
 |
Oh Maggot! |
1.32 |
| (Chapter 10) Eat all of the maggots from the cheese |
|
 |
How Is Babby Formed |
0.54 |
| (Chapter 11) Learn how babies are made |
|
 |
Cleansing The Mind |
1.01 |
| (Chapter 12) Hit yourself in the head with toilet paper |
|
 |
Freedom of Speech |
1.24 |
| (Chapter 13) Listen to all of Rex's objection before shooting him |
|
 |
Vegan-Friendly Bagels |
0.72 |
| (Chapter 14) Complete the stage without letting a single rat dough through |
|
 |
Environmentally Conscious |
1.26 |
| (Chapter 15) Shoot 15 beer cans into the trash can |
|
 |
True Patriot |
0.72 |
| (Chapter 16) Ensure all daisies survive til the end of the stage |
|
 |
August 24th |
0.94 |
| (Chapter 17) Eat the entire stack of waffles |
|
 |
370,000 Traces A Year |
0.86 |
| (Chapter 18) Keep checking records even after given the option to Give Up |
|
 |
Catch of the Century |
0.79 |
| (Chapter 19) Shoot a fish in mid-air |
|
 |
Edward Scissorguns |
1.56 |
| (Chapter 20) Complete the stage without a single civilian casualty |
|
 |
Peacemaker |
0.79 |
| (Chapter 21) Blow up 20 cars |
|
 |
The Ring of Freedom |
0.79 |
| (Chapter 22) Witness the dawn of the Second American Revolution |
|
 |
Muzzle Break |
0.55 |
| Reach Intermission |
|
 |
Continue the Cycle |
1.01 |
| Experienced the fake ending |
|
 |
End the Cycle |
1.19 |
| Experienced the true ending |
|
 |
The Business of Freedom |
0.94 |
| Buy 50 Guns |
|
 |
Super Size Me |
0.61 |
| Eat 30 pieces of food |
|
 |
Happiness Is a Warm Gun |
0.50 |
| Shoot 1000 bullets |
|
 |
Bring All The Boys to The Yard |
0.82 |
| Make a milkshake |
|
 |
Jerkin Around |
0.54 |
| Pump the shotgun 10 times without shooting |
|
 |
Lock and Load |
0.69 |
| Manually eject and reload your gun 100 times |
|
 |
Twinkle Twinkle |
0.34 |
| Shoot 1 hidden star |
|
 |
Half a Patriot |
0.99 |
| Shoot half the hidden stars |
|
 |
Star Spangled Banner |
1.52 |
| Shoot all 48 hidden stars |
