| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
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You Blue It |
1.28 |
| Get with 10 All Night Elves. |
|
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The All Nighter |
2.12 |
| Get with 100 All Night Elves. |
|
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Working on a Night Train |
2.12 |
| Get with 1000 All Night Elf Chicks. |
|
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Peak at the Pink |
1.28 |
| Get with 10 Pink Elves. |
|
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Pretty in Pink |
2.12 |
| Get with 100 Pink Elves. |
|
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Pink Fever |
2.12 |
| Get with 1000 Pink Elves. |
|
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Getting Your Red Wings |
1.21 |
| Get with 10 Blood Elves. |
|
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Bone Me a River |
2.12 |
| Get with 100 Blood Elves. |
|
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Blood for the Blood Goddess |
2.12 |
| Get with 1000 Blood Elves. |
|
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Got Wood? |
1.24 |
| Get with 10 Hard Wood Elves. |
|
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Stackin' Lumber, Oh Yea! |
2.12 |
| Get with 100 Hard Wood Elves. |
|
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Clear Cut King |
2.12 |
| Get with 1000 Hard Wood Elves. |
|
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The Grass is always Greener |
1.10 |
| Get with 10 Orcs. |
|
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Once you go Green |
2.12 |
| Get with 100 Orcs. |
|
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Mean Lean and Dripping Green |
2.12 |
| Get with 1000 Orcs. |
|
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Blown Circuit |
1.10 |
| Get with SexBot 10 times. |
|
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Toaster Banger |
2.12 |
| Get with SexBot 100 times. |
|
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The Flesh is Weak |
2.12 |
| Get with SexBot 1000 times. |
|
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Honcho Hacker |
0.40 |
| Knockout 10 Orcs. |
|
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Meathead Masher |
0.62 |
| Knockout 100 Orcs. |
|
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Mook Mangler |
1.90 |
| Knockout 1000 Orcs. |
|
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The Metro Mangler |
0.74 |
| Knockout 10 Elves. |
|
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Stomping Daiseys |
1.13 |
| Knockout 100 Elves. |
|
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Hate Crime |
2.30 |
| Knockout 1000 Elves. |
|
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Rocky Ground |
1.40 |
| Get with 10 chicks and don't make them orgasm. |
|
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Two Pump Chump |
2.12 |
| Get with 100 chicks and don't make them orgasm. |
|
 |
You Selfish Bastard |
2.12 |
| Get with 1000 chicks and don't make them orgasm. |
|
 |
Balls Deep |
1.00 |
| Get 10 chicks to have multiple orgasms. |
|
 |
Wail to the Chief |
2.12 |
| Get 100 chicks to have multiple orgasms. |
|
 |
Tantric Solider |
2.30 |
| Get 1000 chicks to have multiple orgasms. |
|
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Riding like a Wrangler |
0.63 |
| Get with 10 chicks. |
|
 |
Lubbock Licking Award |
1.57 |
| Get with 100 chicks. |
|
 |
Ron Jeremy in Space |
2.12 |
| Get with 1000 chicks. |
|
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Wet 'er Whistle |
1.61 |
| Get knocked out 10 times. |
|
 |
Wrangler Whooping |
2.12 |
| Get knocked out 100 times. |
|
 |
Hero of the Alamo |
2.12 |
| Get knocked out 1000 times. |
|
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Snorter-in-Chief |
0.47 |
| Snort Ammo 10 times. |
|
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Rode Hard and Put Away Wet |
1.57 |
| Snort Ammo 100 times. |
|
 |
Terminator Nostril |
1.82 |
| Snort Ammo 1000 times. |
|
 |
You'll Go Blind |
0.63 |
| Ingest 10 bottles of Jet Fuel. |
|
 |
Givin' It All She's Got |
1.09 |
| Ingest 100 bottles of Jet Fuel. |
|
 |
Chuggin' Like An Orc |
1.76 |
| Ingest 1000 bottles of Jet Fuel. |
|
 |
Orc Master |
0.93 |
| Complete Chapter 1: Enter the Orcs, on Hard. |
|
 |
Golden Orc Master |
0.60 |
| Beat Chapter 1 without losing a Wrangler on Normal or Hard. |
|
 |
Platinum Orc Master |
1.09 |
| Beat Chapter 1 without dying on Hard. |
|
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Keep your Bots in Line |
1.12 |
| Complete Chapter 2: Secure your Ho's, on Hard. |
|
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Golden Keep you Bots in Line |
0.78 |
| Beat Chapter 2 without losing a Wrangler on Normal or Hard. |
|
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Platinum Keep your Bots in Line |
1.12 |
| Beat Chapter 2 without dying on Hard. |
|
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Stainless Steal |
1.33 |
| Complete Chapter 2 without letting SexBot get Boned on Hard. |
|
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Interstellar Extinction Policy |
1.28 |
| Complete Chapter 3: Manifest Destiny, on Hard. |
|
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Exterminatus Extraordinar |
1.82 |
| Complete Chapter 3 without losing an alter on Hard. |
|
 |
Golden Interstellar Extinction Policy |
1.00 |
| Beat Chapter 3 without losing a Wrangler on Normal or Hard. |
|
 |
Platinum Interstellar Extinction Policy |
1.28 |
| Beat Chapter 3 without dying on Hard. |
|
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Ram it Everywhere You Can |
1.26 |
| Complete Chapter 4: Bone and Pillage, on Hard. |
|
 |
Pussycat Wrangler |
1.82 |
| Complete Chapter 4 without letting any girls escape on Hard. |
|
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Golden Ram it Everywhere You Can |
1.37 |
| Beat Chapter 4 without losing a Wrangler on Normal or Hard. |
|
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Platinum Ram it Everywhere You Can |
1.28 |
| Beat Chapter 4 without dying on Hard. |
|
 |
Curtain Call |
1.33 |
| Complete Chapter 5: Who's the Boss on Hard |
|
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Golden Curtain Call |
1.65 |
| Beat Chapter 5 without losing a Wrangler on Normal or Hard. |
|
 |
Platinum Curtain Call |
1.40 |
| Beat Chapter 5 without dying on Hard. |
|
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Sweet Sixteen |
1.38 |
| Complete Chapter 6: Race to the B's, on Hard. |
|
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Twink Love |
1.76 |
| Complete Chapter 6, killing Twink 4 times, on Hard. |
|
 |
Golden Sweet Sixteen |
2.00 |
| Beat Chapter 6 without losing a Wrangler on Normal or Hard. |
|
 |
Platinum Sweet Sixteen |
1.56 |
| Beat Chapter 6 without dying on Hard. |
|
 |
The Hole Glory |
1.46 |
| Complete Chapter 7: The Glory Days, on Hard. |
|
 |
Golden Hole Glory |
2.30 |
| Beat Chapter 7 without losing a Wrangler on Normal or Hard. |
|
 |
Platinum Hole Glory |
1.46 |
| Beat Chapter 7 without dying on Hard. |
|
 |
Two in the Pink |
1.53 |
| Complete Chapter 8: Moon Jewels, on Hard. |
|
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Golden Two in the Pink |
2.30 |
| Beat Chapter 8 without losing a Wrangler on Normal or Hard. |
|
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Platinum Two in the Pink |
1.65 |
| Beat Chapter 8 without dying on Hard. |
|
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Master Blaster |
1.70 |
| Complete Chapter 9: The Headmaster, on Hard. |
|
 |
Golden Master Blaster |
2.00 |
| Beat Chapter 9 without losing a Wrangler on Normal or Hard. |
|
 |
Platinum Master Blaster |
1.70 |
| Beat Chapter 9 without dying on Hard. |
|
 |
Fleshpot Fillet |
1.43 |
| Complete Chapter 10: The Orgy, on Hard. |
|
 |
Golden Fleshpot Fillet |
2.30 |
| Beat Chapter 10 without losing a Wrangler on Normal or Hard. |
|
 |
Platinum Fleshpot Fillet |
1.61 |
| Beat Chapter 10 without dying on Hard. |
|
 |
Lord of the Dicks |
1.57 |
| Complete Chapter 11: Dicks Cometh, on Hard. |
|
 |
Golden Lord of the Dicks |
2.30 |
| Beat Chapter 11 without losing a Wrangler on Normal or Hard. |
|
 |
Platinum Lord of the Dicks |
1.76 |
| Beat Chapter 11 without dying on Hard. |
|
 |
Mags in the Bag |
0.81 |
| Acquire fully upgraded Ammo. |
|
 |
Fire Breather |
0.85 |
| Acquire fully upgraded Jet Fuel. |
|
 |
There are Many Others like it |
0.71 |
| Acquire a fully upgraded Rifle. |
|
 |
With a Pocket Full of Shells |
0.84 |
| Acquire a fully upgraded Shotgun. |
|
 |
Great Balls on Fire |
0.90 |
| Acquire a fully upgraded Flamethrower. |
|
 |
Hung like a Howitzer |
1.08 |
| Acquire a fully upgraded Cannon. |
|
 |
Bang for the Buck |
0.90 |
| Acquire fully upgraded Blast Gernades. |
|
 |
The Fire Below |
0.97 |
| Acquire fully upgraded Fire Gernades. |
|
 |
Headmaster Level |
1.40 |
| Beat the game without dying in a mission. |
|
 |
Wrangler Bait |
2.30 |
| Play the game for 10 Hours. |
|
 |
The Good, The Bad and The Horny |
2.30 |
| Play the game for 100 Hours. |
|
 |
Full-Fledged Space Wrangler |
2.60 |
| Play the game for 1000 Hours. |
|
 |
Cock Blocked |
2.30 |
| Got knocked out of macking 10 times. |
|
 |
Bone Banned |
2.30 |
| Got knocked out of macking 100 times. |
|
 |
Where's my Backup |
2.30 |
| Got knocked out of macking 1000 times. |
|
 |
Booty Hunter |
1.43 |
| Collect all the Alien Artifacts. |
|
 |
It's Mine! |
2.30 |
| Complete Chapter 7 without letting a Wrangler have sex on Hard |
|
 |
Lubbock Lover |
1.91 |
| Complete Chapter 8 Stage 3 without letting Lubbock die on Hard |
|
 |
Keep it in Your Pants |
2.30 |
| Complete Chapter 9 without letting a Wrangler have sex on Hard. |
