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OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! 0.69 01/22/2014 02:05:40
Survived Wednesday.
FAB-U-LOUS! FAB-U-LOUS! 0.89 01/22/2014 01:45:51
Wore all three outfits.
Gotta pay the Troll Toll Gotta pay the Troll Toll 0.83 01/22/2014 01:39:14
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Found 'em faster than GWB Found 'em faster than GWB 1.07 12/14/2013 21:41:25
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
C U Next Tuesday C U Next Tuesday 0.60 12/14/2013 21:13:53
Survived Tuesday.
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree 0.78 12/14/2013 21:06:26
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Reddit would be proud. Reddit would be proud. 1.02 12/14/2013 21:01:21
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
I don't need virgins for this I don't need virgins for this 1.12 12/14/2013 20:32:16
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog 0.61 12/14/2013 06:46:05
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Here, Wilfred Here, Wilfred 0.47 12/14/2013 06:44:26
Gained your first dog helper.
One time, at band camp... One time, at band camp... 1.13 12/14/2013 06:25:41
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Paid the Piper Paid the Piper 0.93 12/14/2013 06:23:36
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Officer McLovin' Officer McLovin' 0.49 12/14/2013 06:23:22
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway 0.65 12/14/2013 06:23:01
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Someone's got a case of the Mondays! 0.44 12/14/2013 06:19:43
Survived Monday.
I Am Legend I Am Legend 1.02 12/14/2013 06:17:20
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you 0.53 12/14/2013 06:11:31
Put out someone that's on fire.
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Taxidermy with Chuck Testa 0.46 12/14/2013 06:06:07
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
A-Rod Who? A-Rod Who? 1.06 12/14/2013 05:57:36
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Chapelle's Show Chapelle's Show 1.00 12/14/2013 05:54:01
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty 0.42 12/14/2013 05:48:39
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Friend of Dorothy Friend of Dorothy 0.38 12/14/2013 05:47:48
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Well, aren't YOU a badass Well, aren't YOU a badass 0.40 12/14/2013 05:43:55
Kicked open a door.
R. Kelly's Protege R. Kelly's Protege 0.34 12/14/2013 05:41:18
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Do you even Enzyte, bro? Do you even Enzyte, bro? 0.66 12/14/2013 05:41:08
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Finkle IS Einhorn! Finkle IS Einhorn! 0.60 12/14/2013 05:37:53
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
It's sterile and I like the taste It's sterile and I like the taste 0.54 12/14/2013 05:36:48
Sucked down your own piss.

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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Michonne ain't got nothin' on me 1.29
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays 0.78
Survived Thursday.
Workin' for the Weekend Workin' for the Weekend 0.83
Survived Friday.
Screw Bill Lumbergh! Screw Bill Lumbergh! 0.90
Survived Saturday.
I swear, I thought it was a home fill I swear, I thought it was a home fill 0.99
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Cesar Millan is Very Happy Cesar Millan is Very Happy 1.17
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale 0.79
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Rebecca Black's Nightmare Rebecca Black's Nightmare 1.02
Totaled 30 cars.
Hello, Newman Hello, Newman 1.22
Kicked 30 dogs.
Darth Maul'd! Darth Maul'd! 0.92
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Pussy on a Pedestal Pussy on a Pedestal 1.19
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace 0.83
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Uncle T-Bag Uncle T-Bag 1.21
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Running With Scissors Running With Scissors 1.03
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! 0.85
Killed over 1,000 people.
Lieberman is our Leader! Lieberman is our Leader! 0.64
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. 0.73
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Can't Touch This Can't Touch This 0.85
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Fear and Loathing Fear and Loathing 1.30
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Señor Cornballer Señor Cornballer 1.07
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! 0.81
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Rick Grimes 4 Life Rick Grimes 4 Life 1.04
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Anustart! Anustart! 1.38
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
40 Year Old Virgin 40 Year Old Virgin 1.41
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
CAN YOU DIG IT?! CAN YOU DIG IT?! 1.44
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Planet of the Apes: The Musical Planet of the Apes: The Musical 1.40
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Scientology Level: OT VIII Scientology Level: OT VIII 1.50
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Fur Sure! Fur Sure! 0.68
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Where's Mr. McGibblets? Where's Mr. McGibblets? 0.82
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Anger Management With Roger Clemens Anger Management With Roger Clemens 1.04
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Shiva Blast Shiva Blast 1.03
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Don't taze me, bro! Don't taze me, bro! 1.18
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
I should buy a boat I should buy a boat 1.07
Read the newspaper every day.
Door Mat Door Mat 0.87
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Chuck Norris'd! Chuck Norris'd! 0.91
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
There's always money in the banana stand There's always money in the banana stand 1.04
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
SCREW that game! SCREW that game! 1.27
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
John Rambo'd! John Rambo'd! 1.17
Made a very long killing spree.
Gary vs. The K. Man Gary vs. The K. Man 1.33
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
You are not alone You are not alone 0.97
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Thanks for the money! Thanks for the money! 1.02
Finished all seven days.
I'm not even supposed to be here today! I'm not even supposed to be here today! 1.05
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Achievement Stats 1.23-dev
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