| Jeu |
Succès |
Points |
Débloqué |
 |
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Friend of Dorothy |
0,38 | 15/12/2013 20:03:42 |
| Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
|
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FAB-U-LOUS! |
0,89 | 15/12/2013 20:03:39 |
| Wore all three outfits. |
|
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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace |
0,83 | 15/12/2013 19:50:35 |
| Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
|
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John Rambo'd! |
1,17 | 15/12/2013 19:32:41 |
| Made a very long killing spree. |
|
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Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. |
0,73 | 15/12/2013 19:18:19 |
| Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
|
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens |
1,04 | 15/12/2013 19:18:02 |
| Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
|
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Reddit would be proud. |
1,02 | 15/12/2013 19:15:42 |
| Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
|
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C U Next Tuesday |
0,61 | 15/12/2013 18:49:42 |
| Survived Tuesday. |
|
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Chuck Norris'd! |
0,91 | 15/12/2013 15:50:39 |
| Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
|
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I don't need virgins for this |
1,12 | 14/12/2013 21:14:34 |
| Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
|
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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree |
0,78 | 14/12/2013 20:51:11 |
| Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
|
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Door Mat |
0,87 | 14/12/2013 20:39:05 |
| Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
|
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Chapelle's Show |
1,00 | 14/12/2013 20:38:06 |
| Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
|
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Officer McLovin' |
0,49 | 14/12/2013 20:11:27 |
| Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
|
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway |
0,65 | 14/12/2013 20:11:02 |
| Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
|
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Someone's got a case of the Mondays! |
0,44 | 14/12/2013 20:08:00 |
| Survived Monday. |
|
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Duck Dynasty |
0,42 | 14/12/2013 20:07:45 |
| Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
|
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It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog |
0,61 | 14/12/2013 19:56:58 |
| Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
|
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It's sterile and I like the taste |
0,54 | 14/12/2013 19:50:30 |
| Sucked down your own piss. |
|
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Taxidermy with Chuck Testa |
0,46 | 14/12/2013 19:37:58 |
| Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
|
 |
Here, Wilfred |
0,47 | 14/12/2013 19:36:38 |
| Gained your first dog helper. |
|
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I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you |
0,53 | 14/12/2013 19:20:44 |
| Put out someone that's on fire. |
|
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R. Kelly's Protege |
0,34 | 14/12/2013 18:46:10 |
| Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
|
 |
Finkle IS Einhorn! |
0,60 | 14/12/2013 18:23:37 |
| Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
|
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Well, aren't YOU a badass |
0,40 | 14/12/2013 18:20:07 |
| Kicked open a door. |
| Jeu |
Succès |
Points |
|
 |
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me |
1,29 |
| Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
|
 |
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! |
0,69 |
| Survived Wednesday. |
|
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It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays |
0,78 |
| Survived Thursday. |
|
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Workin' for the Weekend |
0,83 |
| Survived Friday. |
|
 |
Screw Bill Lumbergh! |
0,90 |
| Survived Saturday. |
|
 |
I swear, I thought it was a home fill |
0,99 |
| Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
|
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy |
1,17 |
| Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
|
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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale |
0,79 |
| Roasted 30 people with fire. |
|
 |
Rebecca Black's Nightmare |
1,02 |
| Totaled 30 cars. |
|
 |
Hello, Newman |
1,22 |
| Kicked 30 dogs. |
|
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Darth Maul'd! |
0,92 |
| Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
|
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Pussy on a Pedestal |
1,19 |
| Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
|
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Uncle T-Bag |
1,21 |
| Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
|
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Do you even Enzyte, bro? |
0,66 |
| Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
|
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Running With Scissors |
1,03 |
| Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
|
 |
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! |
0,85 |
| Killed over 1,000 people. |
|
 |
Lieberman is our Leader! |
0,64 |
| Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
|
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Can't Touch This |
0,85 |
| Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
|
 |
Fear and Loathing |
1,30 |
| Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
|
 |
Señor Cornballer |
1,07 |
| Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
|
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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! |
0,81 |
| Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
|
 |
Rick Grimes 4 Life |
1,04 |
| Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
|
 |
Anustart! |
1,38 |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
|
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40 Year Old Virgin |
1,41 |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
|
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CAN YOU DIG IT?! |
1,44 |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
|
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical |
1,40 |
| Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
|
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Scientology Level: OT VIII |
1,50 |
| Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
|
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Fur Sure! |
0,68 |
| Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
|
 |
Where's Mr. McGibblets? |
0,82 |
| Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
|
 |
Shiva Blast |
1,03 |
| "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
|
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Don't taze me, bro! |
1,18 |
| Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
|
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I Am Legend |
1,02 |
| Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
|
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I should buy a boat |
1,07 |
| Read the newspaper every day. |
|
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Paid the Piper |
0,93 |
| Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
|
 |
A-Rod Who? |
1,06 |
| Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
|
 |
One time, at band camp... |
1,13 |
| Saved the marching band from explody death. |
|
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There's always money in the banana stand |
1,04 |
| Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
|
 |
SCREW that game! |
1,27 |
| Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
|
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Found 'em faster than GWB |
1,07 |
| Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
|
 |
Gotta pay the Troll Toll |
0,83 |
| Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
|
 |
Gary vs. The K. Man |
1,33 |
| Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
|
 |
You are not alone |
0,97 |
| Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
|
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Thanks for the money! |
1,02 |
| Finished all seven days. |
|
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I'm not even supposed to be here today! |
1,05 |
| Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
