| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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CAMELBACK |
1.42 | 06/11/2020 05:22:50 |
| Piss 100 gallons of urine. |
|
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THERE IS NO SPOON |
1.52 | 06/11/2020 05:20:44 |
| Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time. |
|
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T.J. HOOKER |
1.34 | 06/11/2020 04:44:03 |
| Arrest 200 perps. |
|
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COMMIES GO HOME! |
1.18 | 06/10/2020 06:46:33 |
| Make Venezuela peacemakers go home. |
|
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FAIL ZOMBIE |
1.36 | 06/10/2020 03:00:19 |
| Respawn 20 times. |
|
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KAVORKIAN |
1.59 | 10/26/2019 20:20:11 |
| Euthanise 30 elderly folks. |
|
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SUCKTASTIC! |
1.27 | 08/18/2018 20:37:18 |
| Suck up 500 items with the shop vac. |
|
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DON'T TAZE ME BRO |
1.21 | 08/12/2018 08:50:36 |
| Taze 200 victims. |
|
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ENTOMOLOGIST |
1.51 | 08/11/2018 20:51:07 |
| 50 kills using bees. |
|
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JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT |
1.53 | 06/22/2018 02:23:48 |
| Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders. |
|
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ARSONIST |
1.52 | 06/22/2018 02:23:48 |
| 150 kills using fire. |
|
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CAT WRANGLER |
1.45 | 06/22/2018 02:23:48 |
| 50 kills using cat. |
|
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AIN'T GOT COJONES! |
1.01 | 06/12/2018 04:21:45 |
| Finish your business with Krotchy. |
|
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STALLONE |
1.64 | 06/11/2018 20:52:43 |
| Complete game using only melee. |
|
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NEUROSURGEON |
1.02 | 11/09/2017 03:15:42 |
| 300 headshot/decap kills. |
|
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ALL PERPS MUST DIE! |
1.16 | 11/09/2017 03:13:29 |
| Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis! |
|
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PERSONAL JESUS |
1.61 | 11/04/2017 06:40:50 |
| Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count) |
|
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DADDY NEVER LOVED ME |
1.59 | 11/04/2017 06:40:50 |
| Complete game killing only males. |
|
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PETA CHAIRMAN |
1.57 | 11/04/2017 06:40:50 |
| Kill no animals in one playthrough. |
|
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I AM THE LAW |
1.57 | 11/04/2017 06:40:50 |
| Complete Good path without falling off. |
|
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SCOFIELD |
1.01 | 10/25/2017 16:54:31 |
| Escape from prison. |
|
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SCHWARZENEGGER |
1.10 | 10/25/2017 16:48:02 |
| 200 kills using M-60. |
|
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PRODUCT RECALL |
1.36 | 10/25/2017 04:13:37 |
| Destroy 50 cars. |
|
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SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS |
1.14 | 10/25/2017 03:56:44 |
| Arrest eco zealots leader. |
|
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WOLVERINES R GHEY |
1.23 | 10/25/2017 02:14:28 |
| 50 badgersaw kills. |
|
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DANNY TREJO |
1.17 | 10/25/2017 01:56:55 |
| 100 kills using machete in melee. |
|
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PROPERTY DAMAGE |
1.39 | 10/24/2017 15:23:29 |
| Smash 50 windows. |
|
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PSYCHO DUNDEE |
1.32 | 10/24/2017 15:07:38 |
| 50 kills using boomerang machete. |
|
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SPECIAL OLYMPIAN |
0.93 | 10/24/2017 04:23:42 |
| Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner. |
|
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REPO MAN |
0.84 | 10/24/2017 03:47:14 |
| Return Thegways to the owner |
|
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EMO |
0.41 | 10/23/2017 00:51:38 |
| Injure yourself. |
|
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THE CHOICE WAS YOURS! |
0.62 | 10/21/2016 06:24:03 |
| Choose path for the first time. |
|
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DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON! |
0.36 | 11/27/2015 06:27:29 |
| Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens. |
