| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
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JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT |
1.53 | 02/26/2016 18:13:50 |
| Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders. |
|
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T.J. HOOKER |
1.34 | 02/26/2016 17:31:15 |
| Arrest 200 perps. |
|
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KAVORKIAN |
1.59 | 02/26/2016 16:41:15 |
| Euthanise 30 elderly folks. |
|
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ARSONIST |
1.52 | 02/26/2016 16:09:38 |
| 150 kills using fire. |
|
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CAT WRANGLER |
1.45 | 02/26/2016 15:49:36 |
| 50 kills using cat. |
|
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ENTOMOLOGIST |
1.51 | 02/26/2016 15:28:42 |
| 50 kills using bees. |
|
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THERE IS NO SPOON |
1.52 | 02/26/2016 12:48:14 |
| Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time. |
|
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PSYCHO DUNDEE |
1.32 | 02/26/2016 08:53:49 |
| 50 kills using boomerang machete. |
|
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DON'T TAZE ME BRO |
1.21 | 02/09/2016 22:51:29 |
| Taze 200 victims. |
|
 |
PRODUCT RECALL |
1.36 | 02/09/2016 22:21:52 |
| Destroy 50 cars. |
|
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AIN'T GOT COJONES! |
1.01 | 02/09/2016 21:00:47 |
| Finish your business with Krotchy. |
|
 |
SCOFIELD |
1.01 | 02/09/2016 20:55:26 |
| Escape from prison. |
|
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SCHWARZENEGGER |
1.10 | 02/09/2016 20:12:32 |
| 200 kills using M-60. |
|
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SUCKTASTIC! |
1.27 | 02/09/2016 18:49:16 |
| Suck up 500 items with the shop vac. |
|
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FAIL ZOMBIE |
1.36 | 02/09/2016 18:35:28 |
| Respawn 20 times. |
|
 |
DANNY TREJO |
1.17 | 02/09/2016 18:23:22 |
| 100 kills using machete in melee. |
|
 |
PROPERTY DAMAGE |
1.39 | 02/09/2016 18:10:31 |
| Smash 50 windows. |
|
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WOLVERINES R GHEY |
1.23 | 02/09/2016 17:41:21 |
| 50 badgersaw kills. |
|
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CAMELBACK |
1.42 | 02/09/2016 17:03:28 |
| Piss 100 gallons of urine. |
|
 |
COMMIES GO HOME! |
1.18 | 02/09/2016 16:21:12 |
| Make Venezuela peacemakers go home. |
|
 |
SPECIAL OLYMPIAN |
0.93 | 02/09/2016 16:21:12 |
| Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner. |
|
 |
ALL PERPS MUST DIE! |
1.16 | 02/09/2016 15:36:05 |
| Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis! |
|
 |
NEUROSURGEON |
1.02 | 02/09/2016 14:03:33 |
| 300 headshot/decap kills. |
|
 |
SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS |
1.14 | 02/09/2016 13:26:18 |
| Arrest eco zealots leader. |
|
 |
REPO MAN |
0.84 | 11/29/2015 09:45:06 |
| Return Thegways to the owner |
|
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THE CHOICE WAS YOURS! |
0.62 | 11/29/2015 08:00:54 |
| Choose path for the first time. |
|
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DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON! |
0.36 | 11/29/2015 06:42:53 |
| Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens. |
|
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EMO |
0.41 | 11/29/2015 06:19:02 |
| Injure yourself. |
