1224.3 hours playing time on record
| Game | Achievement | Points | Unlocked | |
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Something From The Future | 0.25 | 01/23/2017 03:13:00 |
| New boss in the basement! | ||||
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Eve | 0.16 | 01/23/2017 02:57:00 |
| Unlocked a new character. | ||||
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Magdalene | 0.14 | 11/16/2016 00:10:00 |
| Unlocked a new character. | ||||
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Azazel | 0.15 | 11/28/2015 22:45:00 |
| Unlocked a new character. | ||||
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Lazarus | 0.10 | 11/28/2015 22:45:00 |
| Unlocked a new character. | ||||
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Boulder of Death | 0.44 | 11/14/2015 19:20:14 |
| Hit the party with the Boulder of Death. | ||||
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Alexander Goatstafsson | 0.32 | 11/14/2015 19:07:04 |
| Win the title bout! | ||||
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Hey, Listen! | 0.29 | 11/04/2015 21:39:02 |
| Hey, Listen! | ||||
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Casual gamer | 1.19 | 11/01/2015 17:56:04 |
| A piece of egg. | ||||
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Finally! | 1.16 | 11/01/2015 17:56:04 |
| Complete the game. | ||||
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Fully Loaded | 0.44 | 10/30/2015 21:21:19 |
| Own 9 weapons. | ||||
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Au Ticket | 0.87 | 10/30/2015 21:12:46 |
| In the First World Bank job, find the Titan safe and collect the special item inside. | ||||
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I Want to Get Away | 0.22 | 10/30/2015 20:38:49 |
| Jump. Unlocks the "Funnyman" mask. | ||||
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Good evening, sir! | 1.09 | 10/27/2015 23:13:33 |
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Annoying spikes | 0.96 | 10/27/2015 23:10:00 |
| Die 100 times from spikes. | ||||
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What?! | 1.02 | 10/27/2015 23:03:54 |
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Stranger | 0.84 | 10/27/2015 22:51:52 |
| ... | ||||
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First death | 0.68 | 10/27/2015 22:48:00 |
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More of a letter-opener, really! | 1.03 | 10/24/2015 18:52:00 |
| Complete ''The Troll Hoard'' | ||||
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Tic Tac... | 1.46 | 10/23/2015 00:01:38 |
| Play 2 hours | ||||
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Rider | 1.43 | 10/22/2015 23:44:07 |
| Slide 200 times on Bars | ||||
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Inglorious Bathdads | 0.86 | 10/19/2015 02:34:35 |
| Earn glory for yourself and your dad | ||||
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With an Iron Fist | 0.11 | 10/18/2015 17:48:39 |
| Equip the 350K brass knuckles. Celebrating the release of the Death Wish update. | ||||
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Gone Home | 1.15 | 10/14/2015 02:30:33 |
| Screw you guys, I'm going home! | ||||
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Wholy Holy! | 0.34 | 10/10/2015 05:26:23 |
| Reach 100,000 Total Angels on Earth | ||||
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A Fraction Of The Beast | 0.80 | 10/10/2015 02:34:17 |
| Grab exactly 3 of each dad in Dad Divisions | ||||
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Testing The Waters | 0.54 | 10/09/2015 03:59:59 |
| Keep the shower running in Dadathlon for at least 1 minute. | ||||
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Twins | 1.42 | 09/16/2015 02:23:49 |
| Double the trouble! | ||||
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Prime Digest | 1.37 | 09/16/2015 02:23:49 |
| First into the tummy! | ||||
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Digested | 0.92 | 09/16/2015 02:23:49 |
| Whoops, wrong hole! | ||||
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Chrysalis | 0.46 | 09/15/2015 19:42:10 |
| Finish Episode 1: Chrysalis | ||||
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Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A Dad | 0.50 | 09/14/2015 19:21:21 |
| Shower with the Wrong Dad at the beginning of an Endurodad round, ending the game. | ||||
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...Comes Great Public Utility | 0.46 | 09/14/2015 19:20:48 |
| Score 300 points in Endurodad | ||||
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Collateral Daddage | 0.40 | 09/14/2015 19:20:48 |
| End an Endurodad round by slipping on a puddle into a shower with the Wrong Dad. | ||||
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Reservoir Dads | 0.60 | 09/14/2015 19:16:09 |
| Grab 6 dads in under 6 seconds | ||||
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With Great Shower... | 0.31 | 09/14/2015 19:09:37 |
| Score 100 points in Endurodad. | ||||
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Self-Fulfilling Pop's Slippy | 0.40 | 09/14/2015 19:09:24 |
| Learn what happens when you fail to read a wet floor sign | ||||
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No Pun In Ten Dad | 0.24 | 09/14/2015 19:03:31 |
| Get a 10 Dadstreak in Endurodad or Dadathlon. | ||||
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10. Tea Bagged | 1.19 | 09/14/2015 05:41:35 |
| Have tea bags dumped on you. | ||||
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The Nurse | 1.19 | 09/14/2015 05:33:59 |
| Complete the nurse's storyline. | ||||
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No Hobo | 0.19 | 09/04/2015 00:58:32 |
| Build a house suitable enough for your first town NPC, such as the guide, to move into. | ||||
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You Can Do It! | 0.16 | 09/04/2015 00:56:32 |
| Survive your character's first full night. | ||||
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Dippin' Your Toes In | 0.21 | 09/03/2015 22:43:39 |
| You actually opened a game called "Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015." What will your friends think?!? | ||||
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100 Kills | 1.28 | 09/01/2015 01:33:40 |
| Spermicide | ||||
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5,000 Sperm Bank Bucks | 1.18 | 09/01/2015 01:33:40 |
| A little nest egg... | ||||
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Boom! | 1.43 | 08/31/2015 04:07:35 |
| Use 300 cannons | ||||
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56k | 1.43 | 08/31/2015 04:03:25 |
| 100 circuits done | ||||
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Resistant | 1.42 | 08/27/2015 10:42:40 |
| Dodge 100 boss attacks | ||||
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I wanna know...! | 0.93 | 08/25/2015 03:27:54 |
| Discover Rain. | ||||
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The tree motif | 0.91 | 08/25/2015 03:26:44 |
| Glimpse the Thalamus for the first time. | ||||