1567.9 hours playing time on record
| Game | Achievement | Points | Unlocked | |
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Two Girls, One Stick | 1.14 | 12/04/2017 09:44:30 |
| You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise. | ||||
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Heisenberg | 0.97 | 12/04/2017 09:44:07 |
| You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap. | ||||
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Face Hoff | 1.06 | 12/04/2017 09:42:36 |
| You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff. | ||||
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Acceptance | 0.52 | 12/04/2017 09:42:21 |
| You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself. | ||||
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Stay Down | 0.35 | 12/04/2017 09:40:01 |
| You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out. | ||||
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Ass of Fire | 0.89 | 12/04/2017 09:39:35 |
| You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass. | ||||
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Animal Cruelty | 0.80 | 10/01/2017 18:06:19 |
| You've farted on animals 25 times. | ||||
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Truth to Power | 1.13 | 10/01/2017 17:57:22 |
| You farted on four major authority figures. | ||||
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Are We Cool? | 0.73 | 10/01/2017 17:27:45 |
| You found Jesus while playing as a Jew. | ||||
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Outpatient | 0.86 | 10/01/2017 17:25:23 |
| You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS. | ||||
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Just Saying Hi | 0.79 | 10/01/2017 17:21:36 |
| You've farted on every buddy in the game. | ||||
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Clothes Whore | 1.24 | 10/01/2017 17:14:38 |
| You've collected all of the available costumes. | ||||
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Inside Joke | 0.94 | 10/01/2017 17:08:15 |
| While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave. | ||||
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For the Hoarder | 0.97 | 10/01/2017 16:55:33 |
| You completed the game without selling any items. | ||||
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Dog Whistle | 1.07 | 10/01/2017 16:55:07 |
| You've farted on a dog while in gnome form. | ||||
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Full Arsenal | 1.25 | 10/01/2017 16:44:57 |
| You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game. | ||||
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More Popular Than John Lennon | 1.23 | 10/01/2017 16:36:41 |
| Everyone in South Park is your friend. | ||||
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Canadian Handshake | 0.57 | 10/01/2017 16:35:30 |
| You've farted on people 100 times. | ||||
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Chinpokolypse | 1.01 | 10/01/2017 16:35:08 |
| You collected all of the Chinpokomon. | ||||
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Too Far | 0.79 | 10/01/2017 16:34:49 |
| You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus. | ||||
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Stick Savior | 0.39 | 07/10/2017 14:02:10 |
| You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth. | ||||
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Friends in Strange Places | 0.63 | 07/10/2017 12:17:48 |
| You befriended both crab people and gnomes. | ||||
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Make it Rain! | 0.52 | 07/10/2017 12:12:32 |
| You've spent $500. | ||||
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More Popular Than Jesus | 0.38 | 07/10/2017 11:58:52 |
| You made friends with half of South Park. | ||||
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Junk Peddler | 0.40 | 07/10/2017 10:50:09 |
| You sold 300 junk items. | ||||
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Daddy Issues | 0.42 | 07/10/2017 10:43:45 |
| You befriended your father. | ||||
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Perverted | 0.94 | 07/09/2017 16:43:47 |
| You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds. | ||||
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KKK Hero | 0.55 | 07/09/2017 16:24:13 |
| You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. | ||||
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Shopaholic | 0.48 | 07/09/2017 16:20:43 |
| You have collected half of the available costume sets. | ||||
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You bastards! | 0.95 | 07/09/2017 15:54:44 |
| You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game. | ||||
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Parkeologist | 0.53 | 07/09/2017 15:05:16 |
| You opened all of the garages in South Park. | ||||
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Nonconformist | 0.32 | 07/09/2017 15:05:16 |
| You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. | ||||
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Chinpoko loco | 0.38 | 07/09/2017 14:24:28 |
| You collected 15 Chinpokomon. | ||||
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Weapon Proficiency | 0.27 | 07/09/2017 12:53:31 |
| Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks. | ||||
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Avenger | 0.39 | 07/08/2017 20:52:01 |
| You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. | ||||
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First Day in South Park | 0.27 | 07/08/2017 20:46:14 |
| You completed your first day in South Park. | ||||
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New Kid On The Block | 0.25 | 07/08/2017 19:55:49 |
| You have joined the KKK. | ||||
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Pulling Mud | 0.97 | 07/08/2017 19:53:39 |
| In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants. | ||||
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Mastery | 0.28 | 07/08/2017 19:44:52 |
| You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability. | ||||
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Made This for You | 0.36 | 07/08/2017 19:10:28 |
| You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy. | ||||
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Irritable Bowels | 0.43 | 07/08/2017 13:04:14 |
| You shat your pants during a boss battle. | ||||
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Skilled Defender | 0.24 | 07/08/2017 11:52:38 |
| Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks. | ||||
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Poco Chinpoko | 0.22 | 07/08/2017 11:29:20 |
| You collected 5 Chinpokomon. | ||||
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Shutout | 0.23 | 07/08/2017 11:20:06 |
| You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. | ||||
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Atom Splitter | 0.33 | 07/02/2017 20:43:08 |
| Merged 3 Power Rooms | ||||
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Mattress Stuffer | 0.24 | 04/26/2017 19:12:53 |
| Collect 1000 Caps | ||||
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Toaster in the Tub | 0.51 | 11/10/2016 22:49:43 |
| Shock an enemy in the water | ||||
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Marketer | 1.35 | 04/11/2016 11:40:05 |
| Get In Combat With All Executions And Upgrades Purchased. | ||||
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My Empire Of Dirt | 0.69 | 04/11/2016 11:39:13 |
| Complete The Game On Soldier Difficulty. | ||||
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You Shall Put No Other Gods Before Me! | 1.31 | 04/11/2016 11:37:49 |
| Complete False Gods. | ||||