| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
 |
The Ex-Wife |
1.09 |
| Crash into the lake when the body is floating. |
|
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Something from the Salad Bar |
0.77 |
| Get sliced by the harvester. |
|
 |
Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al |
0.58 |
| Complete Wales. |
|
 |
Prison Rules Apply |
1.18 |
| Kill all the campers before picking up the soap. |
|
 |
wot u lookin at |
0.63 |
| Play as Darren for the first time. |
|
 |
Spud-U-Like |
1.22 |
| Listen to entire rap. |
|
 |
Mindless Destruction |
1.22 |
| Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park. |
|
 |
Big Deal |
0.65 |
| Complete Swindon. |
|
 |
A Flaw in the System |
1.24 |
| Learn the Lidl safe combination. |
|
 |
Tally Ho! |
0.74 |
| Play as David for the first time. |
|
 |
Once For Each Year |
0.68 |
| Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game. |
|
 |
ReElection Special |
0.72 |
| Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game. |
|
 |
Total Clock Up |
1.09 |
| Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming. |
|
 |
Turn an Eye Blind |
1.26 |
| Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast. |
|
 |
Thamesting Fate |
1.36 |
| Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing. |
|
 |
Great Traffic Adventure |
0.99 |
| Complete the Game. |
|
 |
Jimmy Carr's Accountant |
1.23 |
| Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy. |
|
 |
Who Are These Guys!? |
1.35 |
| In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls. |
|
 |
Splat the Rat |
1.08 |
| You splat the rat. |
|
 |
Communist Leanings. |
1.39 |
| Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake. |
|
 |
Know Your Enemy |
1.02 |
| Complete the tour of the M4 corridor. |
|
 |
GaGa |
1.13 |
| Listen to all the radio stations. |
|
 |
Paradox |
1.51 |
| If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work |
|
 |
Beyond the Possible |
1.47 |
| Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode. |
|
 |
Practice Makes Perfect |
1.54 |
| Complete London without dying. |
|
 |
Search and Destroy |
0.92 |
| Destroy the first piece of evidence. |
|
 |
Seek and Eliminate |
0.92 |
| Destroy the second piece of evidence. |
|
 |
Hunt and Kill |
0.92 |
| Destroy the third piece of evidence. |
|
 |
Uncover and Cover Up |
0.92 |
| Destroy the fourth piece of evidence. |
|
 |
Locate and Ruin |
0.92 |
| Destroy the fifth piece of evidence. |
|
 |
Find and F*** Up |
0.92 |
| Destroy the sixth piece of evidence. |
|
 |
Sorry, Went For a Cuppa |
0.93 |
| Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence? |
|
 |
Now Then, Where Were We? |
0.93 |
| Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence. |
|
 |
That Can't Be Right |
0.93 |
| Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence. |
|
 |
Oh I Give Up |
0.93 |
| All this counting is boring. |
