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Rising Star Rising Star 2.03 12/31/2016 17:20:37
Came in first place in a single TIR event. Victory tastes sweet!
Luggage Code Luggage Code 1.78 03/23/2015 14:39:17
Killed 12,345 zombies. That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
Beast Master Beast Master 1.75 06/18/2013 21:51:05
Ride one of every ridable animal.
Wrong Kind of Wrong Kind of "Chopper" 1.65 10/22/2019 23:26:37
Killed 1,000 zombies while riding a motorcycle. Chainsaws on the side make it easier.
Frank West: Cross Dresser Frank West: Cross Dresser 1.62 03/22/2015 14:39:09
Dressed up completely in women's clothing. No one here is going to judge.
Best of Friends Best of Friends 1.57 03/24/2015 15:43:04
Defeated 5 psychopaths in co-op. Violence strengthens the bonds of friendship.
Safety Check: Failed Safety Check: Failed 1.56 03/22/2015 19:13:57
Used the amusement park rides to kill 10 zombies at once. Someone could get hurt on those things.
Sweep Sweep 1.56 12/27/2012 20:26:49
Flawless Team Gang Wars Victory
Zombie Destruction Zombie Destruction 1.54 10/22/2019 23:40:09
Killed 5,000 zombies. Is that all you've got?
Adventurer Adventurer 1.48 07/24/2013 14:07:25
Complete a match in all multiplayer modes.
Lights Out Lights Out 1.48 03/27/2013 14:58:50
Kill 10 multiplayer enemies using your melee attack.
Master Blaster Master Blaster 1.47 03/17/2013 15:57:53
Kill 2 multiplayer enemies with a single explosive.
Escapist Escapist 1.46 03/17/2013 16:02:05
Survive 10 explosions in multiplayer.
Down Boy! Down Boy! 1.45 03/12/2013 13:41:55
Kill a zip-lining enemy player in multiplayer.
Good Samaritan Good Samaritan 1.45 07/24/2013 14:10:48
Revive a teammate in a multiplayer match.
Light my fire Light my fire 1.34 03/29/2013 19:59:23
Set 10 zombies on fire simultaneously.
We Have a Winner! We Have a Winner! 1.33 03/21/2015 21:54:29
Played a carney game and won. Always find time for fun during a zombie outbreak.
Justice Served Justice Served 1.33 10/23/2019 00:09:32
Completed Overtime Mode. TK got what he deserved.
Tough Guy Tough Guy 1.31 10/18/2019 17:02:04
Collected all combo cards from psychopaths. Pried from their cold, dead fingers.
Contender Contender 1.30 12/01/2012 19:25:42
You participated in a contract competition
Narcissistic Narcissistic 1.29 03/05/2013 19:55:09
Purchase a new multiplayer character.
Judge, Jury and Executioner Judge, Jury and Executioner 1.29 10/18/2019 16:17:01
Defeated 10 psychopaths. The world is a safer place.
No Zombies In The Vents No Zombies In The Vents 1.29 03/24/2015 15:26:49
Unlocked the secret shortcut. Why are these vents even here?
On My Way Up On My Way Up 1.29 03/06/2013 13:40:45
Reach level 10 in multiplayer.
Clean Record Clean Record 1.26 10/22/2019 22:53:23
Completed The Facts. The End... or is it?
Full Arsenal Full Arsenal 1.25 12/20/2014 13:53:36
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
The One Eyed Man Is King The One Eyed Man Is King 1.24 12/28/2012 13:22:26
Cover Passos With Perfect Aim
Dearest Of All My Friends Dearest Of All My Friends 1.24 12/28/2012 12:21:39
Kill Someone On Your Friends List
Clothes Whore Clothes Whore 1.24 12/20/2014 13:53:35
You've collected all of the available costumes.
Re-Buttal Re-Buttal 1.23 07/08/2014 15:33:58
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Amidst The Wreckage Amidst The Wreckage 1.23 12/30/2012 20:05:15
Destroy All The Models In The Boardroom
More Popular Than John Lennon More Popular Than John Lennon 1.23 12/20/2014 14:58:34
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Half Deck Half Deck 1.22 10/18/2019 13:38:48
Collected 25 combo cards. So many combinations, so little time.
Entrapment Entrapment 1.20 03/05/2013 16:00:12
Catch a player in a snare trap in multiplayer.
Silence, ground walker! Silence, ground walker! 1.20 03/04/2013 19:25:35
Gain 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode
BFF BFF 1.20 03/21/2015 20:22:56
Used the Snapshot skill move to get a picture with your new BFF! Best friends forever!
Competitive Spirit Competitive Spirit 1.19 11/22/2012 19:33:50
You created a contract competition
Deadeye Deadeye 1.18 03/06/2013 19:51:26
Shoot 10 enemies off zip lines.
Set for Life Set for Life 1.17 11/21/2012 19:25:40
You earned 1 million contracts dollars
Father of the Month Father of the Month 1.17 10/16/2019 11:36:45
Gave Katey a gift. It's good to spoil her sometimes.
No Child Left Behind No Child Left Behind 1.17 12/20/2014 13:47:11
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Vigilante Justice Vigilante Justice 1.16 10/18/2019 00:51:54
Defeated 5 psychopaths. There's a new sheriff in town!
Apprentice Rising Apprentice Rising 1.16 10/18/2019 01:20:59
Reached level 25. Halfway there!
Two Girls, One Stick Two Girls, One Stick 1.14 12/20/2014 13:46:22
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Card Collection Card Collection 1.14 03/22/2015 15:52:29
Collected 20 combo cards. A variety of killing instruments are at your disposal.
Truth to Power Truth to Power 1.13 12/13/2014 14:50:39
You farted on four major authority figures.
Payne Bringer Payne Bringer 1.13 12/27/2012 18:26:58
Kill 100 Other Players
Elite Killer Elite Killer 1.10 03/21/2015 14:31:54
Killed 1337 zombies. You pwned those nubs. Chainsaws are imba. Nerf the blambow.
Fistful of Fog Fistful of Fog 1.10 06/19/2013 10:37:14
Complete "Dry Ice, Wet Graves"
Partners in Crime Partners in Crime 1.09 11/21/2012 19:17:42
You played a contract made by a friend
Ouch My Head Ouch My Head 1.09 05/25/2013 12:49:47
Headshot someone with a Hangover
Man Of Many Faces Man Of Many Faces 1.09 12/27/2012 18:18:28
Unlock All Faction Characters
THE QUICK AND THE DEAD THE QUICK AND THE DEAD 1.09 12/28/2013 14:33:22
Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
CONNECTING FIGHTS CONNECTING FIGHTS 1.08 11/12/2019 00:04:31
Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.
Zombie-que Zombie-que 1.08 12/31/2014 13:12:42
Use flares to light 15 zombies on fire.
Ghost in the Machine Ghost in the Machine 1.08 10/06/2012 15:27:31
Use a canteen charged with 'Teleport to Spawn' and then kill the bomb carrier within 5 seconds.
Ah! Spoiled meat! Ah! Spoiled meat! 1.07 03/29/2013 19:43:44
Kill a Butcher using an axe
FUEL CRISIS FUEL CRISIS 1.07 10/30/2012 07:54:18
Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.
Dog Whistle Dog Whistle 1.07 12/20/2014 14:56:50
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Plan Nine to Outer Space Plan Nine to Outer Space 1.06 03/02/2013 16:40:07
Launch the rocket as all 9 classes.
Temper Tantrum Temper Tantrum 1.06 10/31/2014 18:40:37
In the Safe House Nightmare job find the correct baby mask on the Very Hard difficulty. Unlocks the "Angry Baby" mask.
Face Hoff Face Hoff 1.06 12/13/2014 14:41:57
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Conservationist Conservationist 1.06 12/30/2014 13:32:21
Kill five enemies with the same energy ball.
Saving the Day Saving the Day 1.06 10/17/2019 00:14:35
Saved 10 survivors. But more are still out there...
I've never touched an axe before I've never touched an axe before 1.05 03/03/2013 11:14:33
Personally smote 300 enemies - any mode
Bartender Bartender 1.05 12/31/2016 17:20:37
Mixed a drink. Tasty stuff!
Do Androids Dream? Do Androids Dream? 1.05 03/17/2013 12:13:19
As a Scout, use the Sandman to mark 15 robots for death in a single wave.
Sole Survivor Sole Survivor 1.04 03/05/2013 16:06:01
In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.
Gilliam's Sweet Little Baby Gilliam's Sweet Little Baby 1.04 10/31/2014 18:52:32
In the Safe House Nightmare job find the correct baby mask on the Hard difficulty. Unlocks the "Brazil Baby" mask.
Making Memories Making Memories 1.04 03/21/2015 20:18:57
Took a picture of your co-op partner. You'll both cherish this moment!
Out With the Old Out With the Old 1.03 03/21/2015 21:44:14
Defeated Chuck the Psychopath. Poor guy just couldn't let her go...
Pacifist Pacifist 1.02 12/30/2014 13:50:26
Contain the Citadel core without killing any stalkers.
Chinpokolypse Chinpokolypse 1.01 12/13/2014 13:45:12
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Maintaining The City Maintaining The City 1.01 03/22/2015 14:31:09
Visited 10 different maintenance rooms. Time to fix this town.
Lift-offed Lift-offed 1.01 03/03/2013 15:56:44
Push a player into the rocket's exhaust path at the end of the round.
So Much For Being Subtle So Much For Being Subtle 1.01 01/09/2013 14:11:41
Get 9 Kills While Being Pulled By A Chain [FREE AIM]
Bring it on! Bring it on! 1.01 03/09/2015 14:00:54
Slay 1,000 Demons
Thumbs Up Thumbs Up 1.00 11/20/2012 13:09:52
You liked a contract
Leone 12 Gauge Super Expert Leone 12 Gauge Super Expert 1.00 01/11/2013 15:19:53
Kill 200 enemy players with the Leone 12 Gauge Super
Ran to the Hills Ran to the Hills 1.00 03/03/2013 14:18:49
Complete "It's Raining Death"
Cold War Cold War 0.99 01/13/2013 14:28:47
Win a round without your team killing any enemy players
Photojournalist Photojournalist 0.99 03/21/2015 21:49:29
Earned over 10,000 PP from pictures. You're back in the game!
Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff 0.98 03/03/2013 12:10:51
Complete "Sanctuary of Sin"
Heisenberg Heisenberg 0.97 07/02/2014 11:46:08
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
New Hotness New Hotness 0.97 03/21/2015 14:42:19
Built one of the new combo weapons. Now put it to good use!
Pulling Mud Pulling Mud 0.97 07/09/2014 17:25:52
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
It's showtime. Come on! It's showtime. Come on! 0.96 03/09/2015 14:41:02
Earn 1,500 Style Bonuses
Empty Gesture Empty Gesture 0.96 04/30/2013 15:58:04
Drop your co-op partner in goo while they are gesturing by removing the bridge under them
I Got a Medal! I Got a Medal! 0.96 03/21/2015 14:15:54
Got a medal on a challenge! It says "Participant" in small letters at the bottom...
Feather Duster Feather Duster 0.96 03/07/2013 19:41:07
Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).
Treasure Hunter Treasure Hunter 0.95 06/28/2014 12:11:04
Completed the mission "X Marks the Spot"
You bastards! You bastards! 0.95 07/09/2014 17:33:53
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Rageman Rageman 0.95 03/29/2013 17:49:22
Kill 100 enemies with Fury attacks.
Camera Crazy Camera Crazy 0.94 03/21/2015 21:39:13
Took a picture of a psychopath. You can see the crazy in that one!
SCAVENGE HUNT SCAVENGE HUNT 0.94 10/30/2012 07:51:39
Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.
Perverted Perverted 0.94 12/19/2014 14:47:48
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Inside Joke Inside Joke 0.94 12/13/2014 14:04:08
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
French Kiss Instructor French Kiss Instructor 0.93 03/03/2013 11:24:08
Complete "Pilgrimage of Screams"
CHAOS GENERATOR CHAOS GENERATOR 0.93 12/06/2012 19:45:01
Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.
Full Camera Full Camera 0.93 03/21/2015 22:10:45
Filled the camera with 30 pictures. You could cover wars, you know!

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