Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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Early Bird |
1.62 | 12/05/2019 16:32:12 |
Swallow every worm. |
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Summer Job |
1.36 | 12/05/2019 11:50:45 |
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
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Meet Your Maker |
1.52 | 12/05/2019 11:48:54 |
Penetrate God. |
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Master Unlocker |
1.46 | 12/04/2019 21:27:07 |
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
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Couch Party |
1.74 | 12/04/2019 21:04:19 |
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
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Fussy Lover |
1.82 | 11/29/2019 14:30:35 |
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
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The Perfect Partner |
1.41 | 11/29/2019 14:20:44 |
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
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My Precious |
1.51 | 11/29/2019 14:19:42 |
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
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Magnetic Basshole |
1.51 | 11/29/2019 14:09:23 |
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
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Safety First |
1.53 | 11/29/2019 14:07:27 |
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
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Spare Wheel |
1.37 | 11/29/2019 14:00:38 |
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
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Always Finishes First |
1.19 | 11/29/2019 13:54:30 |
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
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Generous Lover |
0.66 | 11/29/2019 13:45:14 |
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
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Till Death Do Us |
1.14 | 11/28/2019 19:31:43 |
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
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Autopaedicatio |
1.24 | 11/28/2019 19:18:39 |
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
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A Better John |
1.01 | 11/28/2019 17:33:25 |
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
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Sleep No More |
1.67 | 11/28/2019 17:25:58 |
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
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Clumsy |
1.26 | 11/28/2019 16:36:19 |
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
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Bulking Gear |
1.65 | 11/28/2019 13:34:20 |
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
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Swan Tamer |
1.04 | 11/28/2019 13:19:48 |
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
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Self Defence |
0.90 | 11/28/2019 13:17:49 |
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
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Appalling Appetite |
1.74 | 11/28/2019 13:12:03 |
You should see a doctor immediately. |
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Popcorn Buffet |
1.43 | 11/28/2019 13:08:14 |
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
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Paperwork |
1.62 | 11/28/2019 11:58:50 |
Submit your monthly physical report. |
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Fire Inspector |
0.65 | 11/28/2019 11:56:49 |
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
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Most Improved Tapulator |
1.35 | 11/28/2019 11:43:10 |
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
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Go Right |
0.53 | 03/01/2019 22:20:35 |
Move to the right. |
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Go Left |
0.53 | 03/01/2019 22:20:32 |
Move to the left. |