| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
 |
My Name is Jesus |
1.12 | 12/18/2016 08:11:30 |
| Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
|
 |
Ode to Eddings |
1.04 | 12/18/2016 07:58:10 |
| Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
|
 |
Ladies Love Cake |
0.94 | 12/18/2016 06:44:37 |
| Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
|
 |
Hobo Sexual |
0.98 | 12/18/2016 06:32:17 |
| Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
|
 |
PooMasher |
0.98 | 12/17/2016 13:55:05 |
| Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
|
 |
Rich on Reddit |
0.99 | 12/17/2016 13:52:54 |
| Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
|
 |
Dick Message |
0.92 | 12/17/2016 13:04:37 |
| Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
|
 |
Ape Gape |
0.89 | 12/17/2016 12:59:42 |
| Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
|
 |
BioShocked |
0.86 | 12/17/2016 07:05:16 |
| Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
|
 |
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad |
0.80 | 12/16/2016 12:22:54 |
| Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
|
 |
Harder than r/gonewild |
1.14 | 12/14/2016 16:38:09 |
| Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
|
 |
Adderall4All |
1.13 | 12/14/2016 16:38:09 |
| Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
|
 |
Better than POSTAL III |
0.88 | 12/14/2016 16:38:09 |
| Rescued your loyal companion. |
|
 |
You Snow Nothing John Blow |
1.01 | 12/14/2016 13:19:46 |
| Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
|
 |
Rain on your Wedding Day |
0.76 | 12/12/2016 13:17:52 |
| Reunited with an old flame. |
|
 |
Ginger Mint |
0.76 | 12/12/2016 13:08:01 |
| Killed Zack Ward. |
|
 |
Holocaust: Part Deux |
0.72 | 12/11/2016 06:55:43 |
| Reunited with an old enemy. |
|
 |
Gettin DP'd |
0.86 | 12/11/2016 06:21:46 |
| Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
|
 |
GABAGOOOOOL! |
0.64 | 12/10/2016 13:10:28 |
| Reunited with an old friend. |
|
 |
RAFIBOMB!!! |
0.67 | 08/04/2016 12:18:26 |
| Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
