| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
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Slow Down! |
2.70 |
| Exceed 200 MPH |
|
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Baby Steps |
2.58 |
| Open the Game |
|
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The Artist |
2.70 |
| Change the Color of your Car |
|
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Why did I get an achievement? |
2.88 |
| What the hell did you just do? |
|
 |
You just killed a man. |
2.88 |
| How does it feel? |
|
 |
The Juice |
2.88 |
| Kill 2 people (but lose the civil case) |
|
 |
Zodiac Killer |
2.88 |
| Kill at least 5 people. |
|
 |
Doing a Dahmer |
2.88 |
| Kill 20 people (Try not to eat them) |
|
 |
Ted Bundy |
2.88 |
| 35 People? What's wrong with you? |
|
 |
Complete Sociopath |
2.88 |
| I don't know how you sleep at night. |
|
 |
PvP me m8 |
2.88 |
| Race with 1 AI competitor |
|
 |
Terminator |
2.88 |
| Beat 1 AI Competitor in a Race |
|
 |
Self Aware |
2.88 |
| Race with 3 AI competitors |
|
 |
Sentient |
2.88 |
| Race with 9 AI competitors |
|
 |
Natural Intelligence > Artificial Intelligence |
2.88 |
| Beat 9 AI competitors in a race. |
|
 |
Loser |
2.88 |
| You can't even beat our crappy AI? |
|
 |
Now it's just kinda sad. |
2.88 |
| Lost again |
|
 |
There's an easy mode, you know. |
2.88 |
| Lose 5 times |
|
 |
Don't drink and drive. |
2.70 |
| Totaled a car |
|
 |
Those white lines on the road are lanes |
2.88 |
| Totaled 2 Cars |
|
 |
I don't think insurance is going to cover that |
2.88 |
| Totaled 5 Cars |
|
 |
The Hol-ey Land |
2.88 |
| Found a hole in the map, fell into infinity |
|
 |
Thank you! |
2.70 |
| Actually purchased the game |
|
 |
Bite me |
2.88 |
| Try to file a complaint |
|
 |
Snail-like |
2.88 |
| Finished a lap without exceeding 10 mph |
|
 |
Sloth-like |
2.88 |
| Finished a lap without exceeding 20 mph |
|
 |
NYYYOOOOOOOOM |
2.88 |
| Literally floor it |
|
 |
Doppler Effect |
2.88 |
| I don't know... you doppled or something? |
|
 |
Good Job! |
2.88 |
| You pressed the any key. |
|
 |
HELP! I need somebody, HELP! |
2.88 |
| not just anybody, HELP! You know I need someone! HEEEELLP! |
|
 |
You'll come back around eventually. |
2.70 |
| Quit the game |
|
 |
You can have any color you want, as long as it's black. |
2.70 |
| Change the color to black |
|
 |
Play the Short Game |
2.88 |
| Set up a 1 lap race |
|
 |
Play the Long Game |
2.88 |
| Set up a 10 lap race |
|
 |
Color inside the Lines! |
2.88 |
| Drive outside the lines of the racetrack |
|
 |
Stay off the grass! |
2.70 |
| Drive on the Grass |
|
 |
Sand Trap |
2.88 |
| Drive on the sand |
|
 |
Poor Sport |
2.70 |
| Quit a race before you finish |
|
 |
YOU. WIN. NOTHING! |
2.70 |
| Watch the entire opening trailer |
|
 |
Photo finish |
2.88 |
| Finish a race within one second of a competitor |
|
 |
Airtime |
2.88 |
| Get 5 seconds of airtime (How did you do that?) |
|
 |
Do a barrel roll! |
2.88 |
| Pretty self-explanatory. |
|
 |
Trading Paint |
2.70 |
| Crash into a competitor |
|
 |
DEAR GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING |
2.88 |
| Flip an AI racer. |
