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The Truth Is In Here | 2.22 | 11/01/2015 15:45:05 |
| You found the 3 'Biggest' pieces of Truth. | ||||
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Media Relations | 2.08 | 11/01/2015 15:20:03 |
| You smoothtalked your way into owning a crappy old notebook. Congrats? | ||||
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Media Unrelations | 1.93 | 11/01/2015 15:14:22 |
| Way to piss off the informant, hero. | ||||
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Elevator Action | 1.92 | 11/13/2015 20:23:05 |
| You took the elevator to the basement | ||||
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Your Heart Will Be in Your Throat over Some of These Jumps | 1.81 | 01/11/2018 02:52:02 |
| Beat the Delta Time at a Single Event at Järvenkylä. | ||||
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Passed it to the left hand side | 1.79 | 11/13/2015 20:11:34 |
| Spoke to the Cowboy | ||||
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The Wrong Goddamn Rec Room | 1.71 | 11/01/2015 15:40:14 |
| You shouldn't have disturbed the lecturer - he really hates it. | ||||
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Cardholder's Past Achievements: 2 | 1.66 | 11/01/2015 15:26:58 |
| You heard some more about Cardholder's exploits. | ||||
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"Put some goddamn clothes on!" | 1.64 | 11/13/2015 20:18:59 |
| You killed the Underpants Warrior | ||||
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Nightwatch | 1.63 | 08/20/2014 18:16:55 |
| Kill a strange man | ||||
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Hands of Doom | 1.61 | 01/14/2018 22:36:27 |
| Unlocked all skill moves. Real men kill zombies with their bare hands. | ||||
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Getting A Head In the Game | 1.58 | 04/28/2014 21:41:28 |
| Sometimes you just need to relax and take the weight off your shoulders. | ||||
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Heretic | 1.57 | 08/20/2014 18:48:59 |
| Kill a Holy man | ||||
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Fashion hunter | 1.56 | 08/20/2014 19:10:30 |
| Kill a geek | ||||
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Well Done | 1.54 | 08/26/2011 22:23:38 |
| Spend as little time as possible in The Rapture | ||||
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Push It To The Limit... LIMIT! | 1.54 | 11/01/2015 15:48:27 |
| You won at Majestic Night-ing. | ||||
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Cinephile | 1.53 | 11/01/2015 15:30:07 |
| You looked at the posters. We love you. | ||||
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Medium | 1.53 | 08/26/2011 22:23:38 |
| Spend as little time as possible in The Salt Factory | ||||
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Hurt Locker (Coop) | 1.53 | 02/21/2015 01:39:11 |
| Survive a C4 blast while playing in cooperative mode | ||||
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Medium Rare | 1.52 | 08/26/2011 22:23:38 |
| Spend as little time as possible in The Hospital | ||||
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Happy Birthday | 1.51 | 09/07/2013 15:09:07 |
| You got a present! | ||||
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Decisive Victory: Verticality | 1.50 | 08/29/2017 00:59:56 |
| Successfully complete the cooperative checkpoint mission of Verticality | ||||
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Basement Dweller Extermination | 1.48 | 11/01/2015 15:36:39 |
| You 'cleaned' all the Suits in the Basement. | ||||
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Color me pretty | 1.47 | 06/24/2016 04:11:39 |
| Tint 1000 objects a different color. | ||||
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Real Circus Damage | 1.43 | 08/31/2013 17:11:22 |
| And now, for the main attraction... Grappling! | ||||
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Clean Sweep: Contact | 1.43 | 06/13/2016 02:09:26 |
| Successfully complete the cooperative hunt mission of Contact | ||||
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Metropolis Racer | 1.43 | 01/02/2016 21:59:09 |
| Win a Steam race in Shibuya (Jam Session) | ||||
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Hall Monitor | 1.38 | 03/08/2017 19:52:40 |
| Reach the end of the skill test hallway in the Crash Course. | ||||
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Golden God | 1.38 | 08/26/2011 22:23:38 |
| 100% the game | ||||
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Retro Rampage | 1.36 | 08/26/2011 22:23:38 |
| Complete all retro warp zones | ||||
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Accidental Arsonist | 1.36 | 08/26/2011 22:23:38 |
| Unlock Mr. Minecraft (100 bandages) | ||||
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Rare | 1.35 | 08/26/2011 22:23:38 |
| Spend as little time as possible in The Forest | ||||
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Clean Sweep: Uprising | 1.35 | 11/20/2014 22:41:50 |
| Successfully complete the cooperative hunt mission of Uprising | ||||
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Sneaky Bastard | 1.34 | 11/01/2015 14:59:20 |
| You found the secret entrance to the Safe House. | ||||
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Clean Sweep: Ministry | 1.34 | 02/18/2015 23:22:38 |
| Successfully complete the cooperative hunt mission of Ministry | ||||
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Sküllgirls | 1.34 | 08/25/2013 17:54:09 |
| Graduation day has arrived at last! Mrs. Victoria’s so proud of you. | ||||
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Teddy Got Lonely | 1.33 | 01/02/2016 16:42:19 |
| Win the Little Cup. | ||||
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Champion of the Celts | 1.33 | 03/22/2017 19:47:57 |
| You have led the Celts to victory ten times. Fight on! | ||||
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Vx6 | 1.32 | 08/26/2011 22:23:38 |
| Unlock Captain Viridian (90 bandages) | ||||
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Medium Well | 1.30 | 08/26/2011 22:23:38 |
| Spend as little time as possible in Hell | ||||
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Locke & Load | 1.29 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete all of Locke's contracts on the OVERKILL difficulty or above. | ||||
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Prolix | 1.29 | 06/14/2014 12:59:52 |
| Words are fun - expand your vocabulary. | ||||
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Flight Instructor | 1.28 | 08/24/2015 20:38:23 |
| Juggle an enemy for 10 seconds | ||||
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The Creative Assassin | 1.27 | 06/23/2017 21:02:40 |
| Complete the Contract Creation Tutorial. | ||||
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Bandit | 1.27 | 03/18/2017 21:10:38 |
| Deny Quad Damage from your opponent. | ||||
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Made Man | 1.26 | 05/27/2015 19:16:33 |
| Witness Maloof's transformation. | ||||
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Mercenary for Hire | 1.26 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete all of Locke's contracts on the Very Hard difficulty or above. | ||||
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Criminal Origins | 1.26 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete all contracts on the Normal difficulty or above. Unlocks "The Normal Skull" mask. | ||||
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The Kid | 1.25 | 08/26/2011 22:23:38 |
| Unlock the Kid | ||||
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The Road Ahead | 1.25 | 01/03/2016 01:47:53 |
| Complete 25 Steam games (Pro Tour or Jam Session) | ||||
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Speed Machine | 1.24 | 06/24/2016 03:02:34 |
| Complete the tutorial in under 30 seconds. | ||||
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Do I Look Civilized to You? | 1.24 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete all of The Continental's contracts on the OVERKILL difficulty or above. | ||||
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Hello To You, My New Friends | 1.24 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete all of Locke's contracts on the Hard difficulty or above. | ||||
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Decisive Victory: Revolt | 1.24 | 02/21/2015 01:40:17 |
| Successfully complete the cooperative checkpoint mission of Revolt | ||||
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Decisive Victory: District | 1.23 | 12/10/2014 19:45:31 |
| Successfully complete the cooperative checkpoint mission of District | ||||
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MS PAINT RULZ! | 1.23 | 08/26/2011 22:23:38 |
| Unlock RunMan (70 bandages) | ||||
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Hacking Crime.net | 1.22 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete all of Locke's contracts on the Normal difficulty or above. | ||||
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Decisive Victory: Siege | 1.21 | 05/23/2016 20:21:43 |
| Successfully complete the cooperative checkpoint mission of Siege | ||||
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Just Like Old Times! | 1.20 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete all Classic contracts on the Very Hard difficulty or above. | ||||
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Bourbon Perhaps? | 1.20 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete all of The Continental's contracts on the Very Hard difficulty or above. | ||||
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No Soil for Big | 1.20 | 08/31/2012 20:00:28 |
| Out of kilter, out of sight. | ||||
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Elevate Beginner | 1.20 | 03/08/2017 20:05:46 |
| Finish the first hall in the Elevate training level. | ||||
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Elevate Adept | 1.19 | 03/08/2017 20:06:39 |
| Finish the second hall in the Elevate training level. | ||||
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Ground Control III | 1.19 | 04/25/2016 20:48:26 |
| Capture 50 control points | ||||
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Camper | 1.19 | 05/22/2016 22:56:05 |
| Record 15 or more frags in a single match with the Rail Gun. | ||||
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Red Snow | 1.19 | 07/10/2016 18:45:41 |
| Complete the Boiling Point job on the Death Wish difficulty or above. | ||||
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I'd Like a Dinner Reservation for Twelve | 1.18 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete all of The Continental's contracts on the Hard difficulty or above. | ||||
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Accelerate Adept | 1.18 | 08/06/2017 03:13:51 |
| Finish the second hall in the Accelerate training level. | ||||
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Decisive Victory: Market | 1.18 | 03/20/2015 22:24:07 |
| Successfully complete the cooperative checkpoint mission of Market | ||||
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Hack Attack! | 1.18 | 12/25/2016 20:59:21 |
| Kill five enemies with a Manhack. | ||||
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Truly Hardcore | 1.17 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete all of Jimmy's contracts on the OVERKILL difficulty or above. | ||||
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Deja Vu | 1.17 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete all Classic contracts on the Hard difficulty or above. | ||||
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City of Light | 1.17 | 08/01/2017 22:44:02 |
| Reach Paris Mastery Level 20. | ||||
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At Your Service | 1.16 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete all of The Continental's contracts on the Normal difficulty or above. | ||||
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Modern Agriculture | 1.16 | 08/24/2014 01:21:54 |
| Have no dry fields at the end of a Drought | ||||
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Mmm… Bacon! | 1.15 | 06/02/2012 21:25:40 |
| Use the bacon. A lot. | ||||
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Threads of Fate | 1.15 | 08/25/2013 16:20:27 |
| Follow all threads of fate to their inevitable conclusions. | ||||
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Decisive Victory: Sinjar | 1.15 | 02/18/2015 23:48:36 |
| Successfully complete the cooperative checkpoint mission of Sinjar | ||||
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Santa Slays Slackers | 1.15 | 06/16/2016 22:55:50 |
| In the Santa's Workshop job, keep all the elves alive for 30 minutes after the first assault starts on the OVERKILL difficulty or above. | ||||
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OVERDRILL | 1.15 | 07/11/2016 00:14:08 |
| In the First World Bank job, solve the PAYDAY: The Heist secret on the Death Wish difficulty or above and enter the OVERVAULT. | ||||
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Ghetto Bonfire | 1.15 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete the Heat Street job on the OVERKILL difficulty or above. | ||||
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Hero's Journey | 1.15 | 06/06/2016 02:15:36 |
| Placed any objective for players as Zeus. | ||||
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Crash Test | 1.15 | 05/22/2016 23:19:44 |
| Win the Crash Course match against our trainer. | ||||
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A NEW Profile | 1.14 | 10/20/2017 19:00:36 |
| Complete a Featured Contract. | ||||
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Brotherhood of Steel | 1.14 | 04/19/2014 23:10:29 |
| Complete a mission with 5 people on your Friends List. | ||||
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Hard Boiled Heisters | 1.14 | 10/07/2016 20:07:45 |
| Complete the Boiling Point job on the Mayhem difficulty or above. | ||||
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Head Hunter | 1.14 | 01/10/2016 19:25:44 |
| Discover all recruitment agencies | ||||
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Byway is my way | 1.14 | 01/02/2016 16:33:18 |
| Use a shortcut on any of the tracks. | ||||
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Vintage Villainy | 1.14 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete all Classic contracts on the Normal difficulty or above. | ||||
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Card Collection | 1.14 | 01/14/2018 22:36:27 |
| Collected 20 combo cards. A variety of killing instruments are at your disposal. | ||||
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Zombie Chopper | 1.13 | 12/24/2016 18:39:16 |
| Play through Ravenholm using only the Gravity Gun. | ||||
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Armored Camp | 1.13 | 02/14/2015 00:52:39 |
| Complete the Tank training mission | ||||
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Little Rocket Man | 1.11 | 04/06/2017 21:09:57 |
| Send the garden gnome into space. | ||||
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Batman | 1.11 | 12/14/2014 14:38:42 |
| Clear chapter 2 using Nigel the Bat | ||||
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Remote Controlled Contractor | 1.11 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete all of Jimmy's contracts on the Very Hard difficulty or above. | ||||
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Accelerate Beginner | 1.11 | 12/22/2015 20:28:38 |
| Finish the first hall in the Accelerate training level. | ||||
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Psychologist | 1.11 | 08/21/2014 00:31:29 |
| Urge Tobi the coward to commit suicide by talking to him. | ||||
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Santa's Little Helper | 1.10 | 10/21/2017 18:45:58 |
| Complete the Santa's Workshop job on the OVERKILL difficulty or above. | ||||
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Scrappy Boby | 1.10 | 08/20/2014 19:14:41 |
| Induce a fight with a bartender by talking to him. | ||||
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Llamas on Demand | 1.10 | 08/07/2011 14:47:51 |
| Purchase a Llama Bomb. | ||||