2683.8 hours playing time on record
| Game | Achievement | Points | Unlocked | |
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Neckbeard | 1.23 | 05/13/2015 11:15:57 |
| Smell and look like one | ||||
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Mattress Madness | 0.96 | 05/13/2015 11:02:06 |
| Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. | ||||
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Around the World on 5 Trampolines | 1.03 | 05/13/2015 10:41:36 |
| Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. | ||||
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The Icelandic Experience | 0.79 | 05/13/2015 10:19:53 |
| It never erupts when you want it to. | ||||
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Gravity Goat | 0.72 | 05/13/2015 10:16:18 |
| Unlock the gravity goat mutator | ||||
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Love or Hate? | 1.00 | 05/13/2015 10:11:27 |
| Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. | ||||
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Steal the show | 0.80 | 05/13/2015 09:59:43 |
| Do a card trick at the magician | ||||
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Elfstreet Boys | 0.77 | 05/13/2015 09:58:03 |
| Baa with the choir | ||||
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An Unnecessary Journey | 0.87 | 05/12/2015 22:50:11 |
| Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava | ||||
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ExcaliGoat | 0.74 | 05/12/2015 22:37:57 |
| Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator | ||||
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Sällskapsresan | 0.69 | 05/12/2015 22:34:32 |
| Visit all zones on the MMO level | ||||
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Voluntary QA | 0.72 | 05/12/2015 22:29:25 |
| Trash the server room | ||||
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Involuntary QA | 0.62 | 05/12/2015 22:24:01 |
| Ooops, the game seems to have crashed. | ||||
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Wheel Goat | 0.71 | 05/12/2015 22:13:34 |
| Unlock the wheel of time mutator | ||||
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Boat ride | 0.44 | 05/12/2015 22:07:36 |
| Enjoy your trip | ||||
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Music Non Stop | 0.81 | 05/12/2015 22:02:06 |
| Jump on the launchpad | ||||
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One man, two shots and a religion | 0.50 | 05/12/2015 21:59:01 |
| Inflate that guy's knee | ||||
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Malleus Maleficarum | 0.39 | 05/12/2015 21:48:11 |
| Burn them! | ||||
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Not again... | 0.65 | 05/12/2015 21:42:21 |
| Get deviously trapped again | ||||
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Old Goat | 0.57 | 05/12/2015 21:40:19 |
| OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? | ||||
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Butthurt | 0.23 | 05/12/2015 21:39:01 |
| Do a lot of hurt. With your butt. | ||||
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Mermaid Goat | 0.64 | 05/12/2015 21:36:06 |
| Unlock the mermaid mutator | ||||
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Jörgen | 0.51 | 05/12/2015 21:26:41 |
| Jörgen. | ||||
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Jousting Goat | 0.23 | 05/12/2015 21:22:49 |
| Unlock the jousting mutator | ||||
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Steve's Quest | 0.15 | 05/12/2015 21:13:47 |
| Give Steve Works the apples | ||||
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I freaking love goats | 1.34 | 05/12/2015 20:59:18 |
| Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay. | ||||
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Goatta catch 'em all! | 1.35 | 05/12/2015 20:38:06 |
| How do you catch goats? | ||||
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Try Hard | 1.09 | 05/12/2015 19:21:10 |
| Find all the trophies in Goat Ville! | ||||
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GoatBuilt | 1.06 | 05/09/2015 19:07:55 |
| Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course | ||||
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Valkyrie | 1.15 | 05/09/2015 18:59:37 |
| Go on the catapult with a rider on your back | ||||
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Hat Simulator | 1.20 | 05/09/2015 18:42:02 |
| Buy all hats | ||||
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The mage's favourite | 0.99 | 05/09/2015 18:31:38 |
| Burn people from afar | ||||
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Is that a goat? | 1.18 | 05/09/2015 18:26:49 |
| Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached | ||||
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Maximum MLG Big Plays | 0.47 | 05/09/2015 18:21:01 |
| Knock a bucket into a person | ||||
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A Story about my elevator | 0.78 | 05/09/2015 18:11:02 |
| Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator | ||||
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The Savage | 1.05 | 05/09/2015 18:08:19 |
| Paint with all the colors of the wind | ||||
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Columbian Sugar Lord | 1.14 | 05/09/2015 18:03:16 |
| Ride the boat while on a sugar rush | ||||
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Vegas, baby! | 1.01 | 05/09/2015 18:01:56 |
| Hit The jackpot. | ||||
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Builder Goat | 1.14 | 05/09/2015 17:52:48 |
| Find all the blocks | ||||
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Don't Panic | 1.10 | 05/09/2015 17:26:50 |
| srsly | ||||
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Goats 'n' Stuff | 0.49 | 05/09/2015 17:20:51 |
| Hold your own concert | ||||
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A story about my goat | 0.56 | 05/09/2015 16:42:09 |
| I'm sorry about my goat | ||||
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Ling Ling into battle go | 0.66 | 05/09/2015 16:34:18 |
| Fight the turtles | ||||
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Disgusting | 0.64 | 05/09/2015 16:33:56 |
| Why did you step in that? Yuck | ||||
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Special Thanks | 0.59 | 05/09/2015 13:49:58 |
| Watch the credits all the way through | ||||
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Gunslinger | 0.82 | 05/09/2015 13:39:19 |
| Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign | ||||
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Let's Rock | 0.61 | 05/09/2015 13:39:19 |
| Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty | ||||
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Piece of Cake | 0.47 | 05/09/2015 13:39:19 |
| Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty | ||||
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Bucket Head | 0.93 | 05/09/2015 13:15:53 |
| Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign | ||||
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Beating the One-Eyed Worm | 0.47 | 05/09/2015 13:12:06 |
| Defeat the Energy Leech | ||||