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Rank	205116
Achievements	1193 (613.67 points)
Number of games and DLCs	198
Number of all owning games	Game details not public
Badges	19 (6493 XP)
Member since	May 08, 2010
Total playing time	3634.4 hours
Completion rate	2.4 %
Real name	Sawyer

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on Thursdays we hear the crunch of the garbage truck
run to watch the garbage man working
underneath the sun
he is young and tanned and wears no shirt
just cut-off jeans
his hair is honey blond
beneath a red scarf turban
a medallion on a chain
dances on his chest
as he builds up his momentum

orang-utan swinging from truck to curb
half-running half-leaping
with a rhythm that suggests
he is keeping time to music

the sun shining down on his shoulders
sweat-slippery biceps bulging
hamstrings hard as hammers
pirouetting pirate
in an innovative free-style
garbage day ballet

we call the garbage man
Baryshnikov
I tell my children
watch him and remember
when
you do the thing you do with joy
you create a thing of beauty
this is the challenge and the task
of being human:

to take all life's garbage
transform it into dance

I bore them with my metaphor
and my children always wary
of my vision from my window
think he's just a man
in a hurry
to get home for a beer


"sup3rmark : can't tell if trolling or actually autistic."

Achievements

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Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
			Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	12 is Better Than 6	46	0.6845533252	10	6.06	21.7	0.5906740427	36	30.91	78.3
	Abyss Odyssey	17	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5724214315	17	22.08	100
	AI War: Fleet Command	322	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9519452453	322	731.69	100
	Amnesia: The Dark Descent	18	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1230808496	18	29.33	100
	And Yet It Moves	30	0.7090484500	3	1.60	10	0.4918032587	27	47.98	90
	Atom Zombie Smasher	40	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3695861697	40	43.72	100
	Audiosurf	19	0.8002905250	7	3.06	36.8	0.5899674296	12	13.56	63.2
	Audiosurf 2	14	0.1598206609	2	0.32	28.6	0.2858353853	12-2	16.91	71.4
	Awesomenauts	59	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3345598280	59	66.01	100
	Bad Rats	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9400333166	13	16.96	100
	The Banner Saga: Factions	42	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0899378061	42	122.92	100
	Bastion	24	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1691388637	24	22.41	100
	Batman: Arkham Asylum GOTY Edition	47	0.4661276042	6	2.30	12.8	0.4404338598	41	34.64	87.2
	Batman: Arkham City GOTY	64	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3365319967	64	63.61	100
	Batman™: Arkham Origins	50	-1	0	0.00	22	0.3013190031	50-11	58.00	100
	BattleBlock Theater	30	0.6874835491	14	6.19	46.7	0.5475372672	16	19.50	53.3
	Beat Hazard	25	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1626852453	25	13.40	100
	The Binding of Isaac	60	0.6185144186	7	2.33	11.7	0.3198160231	53	41.19	88.3
	The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth	242	0.8793625236	178	68.62	73.6	0.4068393111	64	42.69	26.4
	The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth	98	0.5264911056	33	8.19	33.7	0.2845330238	65	31.79	66.3
	The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+	63	0.4847505391	12	3.19	19	0.3777565956	51	27.49	81
	BioShock Infinite	50	0.1832213849	1	0.18	2	0.2431053966	49	32.83	98
	BIT.TRIP Presents... Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien	26	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3931609392	26	26.94	100
	BIT.TRIP RUNNER	26	0.2465832829	4	0.77	15.4	0.2928517759	22	29.28	84.6
	Borderlands 2	50	0.2322051376	8	1.32	16	0.2343716025	42	25.35	84
	Braid	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2408462763	12	7.50	100
	The Bridge	20	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4808394313	20	21.89	100
	Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5774272084	12	8.91	100
	Brütal Legend	59	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4762520492	59	90.63	100
	The Bureau: XCOM Declassified	34	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6740421057	34	41.03	100
	Capsized	18	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5959365368	18	30.84	100
	Castle Crashers	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3013164699	12	11.56	100
	Cave Story+	76	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2501868904	76	90.40	100
	Clicker Heroes	111	0.3959692717	25	5.03	22.5	0.3301037848	86	70.07	77.5
	Clustertruck	19	0.2530388236	2	0.49	10.5	0.3582004905	17	11.74	89.5
	Cogs	18	0.4786657691	1	0.48	5.6	0.5889179707	17	21.03	94.4
	Contrast	22	0.4480748177	6	2.43	27.3	0.4852006137	16	10.21	72.7
	Counter-Strike 2	1	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0699019432	1	1.07	100
	Counter-Strike: Source	147	0.9730346799	12	3.99	8.2	0.2490795851	135	117.36	91.8
	Crusader Kings II	32	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9842255712	32	53.40	100
	Crypt of the NecroDancer	32	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3909333348	32	58.05	100
	Dead Island	48	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2862884104	48	36.42	100
	Dear Esther: Landmark Edition	10	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1962696314	10	13.62	100
	Deus Ex: Human Revolution	49	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1714585871	49	30.12	100
	Deus Ex: Human Revolution - The Missing Link	10	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5537846684	10	8.78	100
	Dino D-Day	77	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6915698051	77	113.64	100
	Dirty Bomb	77	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5401917100	77	122.67	100
	Dishonored	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1671692133	50	36.97	100
	Divekick	14	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8024738431	14	26.54	100
	Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist	6	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3264102340	6	4.30	100
	Duck Game	18	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2974131703	18	20.12	100
	DuckTales Remastered	20	0.5888462663	4	1.61	20	0.4059933126	16	13.36	80
	Dungeon Defenders	78	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3347377479	78	107.99	100
	Dungeons of Dredmor	92	0.6623613238	5	2.65	5.4	0.4645164609	87	113.56	94.6
	Dungeons of Dredmor: Conquest of the Wizardlands	16	0.0097210193	1	0.01	6.3	0.3762676716	15	17.18	93.8
	Dust: An Elysian Tail	30	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2751380205	30	21.29	100
	Dystopia	42	-1	0	0.00	0	1.6018071175	42	77.50	100
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim	50	0.4984185100	2	0.57	4	0.1106036305	48	21.23	96
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition	75	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2938832045	75	68.51	100
	Euro Truck Simulator 2	29	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1506495178	29	23.75	100
	F.E.A.R. 3	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5226714611	50	72.42	100
	Faerie Solitaire	30	0.5056033134	7	2.77	23.3	0.5053399801	23	18.19	76.7
	FINAL FANTASY VII	36	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2071506530	36	33.22	100
	Fistful of Frags	20	0.2274318933	1	0.23	5	0.5826750994	19	28.77	95
	Fortix	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3871982098	12	7.47	100
	Fractured Space	34	-1	0	0.00	0	1.3622812033	34	71.02	100
	Free to Play	5	0.6761744618	5	3.06	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Galcon Fusion	136	0.9760789871	2	1.78	1.5	0.8462221622	134	261.59	98.5
	Gang Beasts	19	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4086981118	19	17.87	100
	Goat Simulator	49	0.6324540973	7	2.86	14.3	0.3146210909	42	37.34	85.7
	Gotham City Impostors: Free To Play	412	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5008164048	412	818.64	100
	Gunpoint	42	0.6889550686	9	3.99	21.4	0.4384347796	33	24.28	78.6
	Guns of Icarus Online	849	0.5477170348	3	1.55	0.4	0.5190710425	846	2548.78	99.6
	Half-Life 2	33	0.4319046736	1	0.43	3	0.2656851113	32	20.26	97
	Half-Life 2: Episode One	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5471798182	13	10.43	100
	Half-Life 2: Episode Two	23	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4467248321	23	17.46	100
	Hammerwatch	38	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4653972983	38	54.92	100
	Hatoful Boyfriend	16	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7810645700	16	14.70	100
	Her Story	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4727617800	13	7.78	100
	Hero Academy	40	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4354962409	40	45.95	100
	Hero Siege	89	-1	0	0.00	0	1.3060866594	89	251.83	100
	Hotline Miami	35	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1576162875	35	27.01	100
	I Am Bread	35	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4310126305	35	59.49	100
	Ichi	17	-1	0	0.00	52.9	0.6419377923	17-9	21.07	100
	Injustice: Gods Among Us Ultimate Edition	50	0.6980702281	2	1.33	4	0.6344996691	48	72.77	96
	Jazzpunk: Director's Cut	24	0.6310232282	2	1.18	8.3	0.4410055280	22	14.40	91.7
	Jet Set Radio	30	0.7394117117	2	1.34	6.7	0.9480957389	28	52.56	93.3
	Kairo	11	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7376974225	11	10.90	100
	Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes	10	0.7556713223	5	2.53	50	0.9288594723	5	7.57	50
	Killing Floor	285	-1	0	0.00	0.4	0.2371013463	285-1	362.73	100
	Killing Floor Mod: Defence Alliance 2	30	-1	0	0.00	0	2.8133437634	30	86.06	100
	Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5606055856	12	10.80	100
	Left 4 Dead	73	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3374018371	73	60.71	100
	Left 4 Dead 2	101	0.7161484361	10	3.89	9.9	0.3235756159	91	101.29	90.1
	Lethal League	23	1.0414708853	7	4.40	30.4	0.7495602369	16	25.52	69.6
	Life is Feudal: Your Own	150	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3949722350	150	209.65	100
	Life is Strange™	12	0.3604451418	1	0.36	8.3	0.4611793458	11	8.10	91.7
	LIMBO	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4504432976	13	11.61	100
	Loadout	28	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4651735127	28	39.87	100
	Long Live The Queen	45	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3786246181	45	46.91	100
	The Lord of the Rings: War in the North	46	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4604644477	46	45.96	100
	LUFTRAUSERS	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2852926850	12	9.20	100
	LYNE	33	0.6572316885	33	16.95	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Machinarium	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7905288339	12	11.38	100
	Magicka	52	0.7832849026	24	8.54	46.2	0.3219926655	28	30.66	53.8
	METAL SLUG 3	30	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2343416661	30	26.27	100
	Middle-earth™: Shadow of Mordor™	51	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1454543918	51	27.12	100
	MIND Path to Thalamus E.Edition	23	0.6043821573	1	0.60	4.3	0.7564725280	22	29.20	95.7
	Minimum	7	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5588814020	7	8.55	100
	Monaco	13	0.6159101129	2	1.20	15.4	1.3314372301	11	19.64	84.6
	Monday Night Combat	51	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3771342039	51	92.59	100
	Mount & Blade: Warband	80	0.9297649264	3	2.13	5	0.3074508607	77-1	68.98	95
	Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword	21	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7948167324	21	32.65	100
	Mount Your Friends	8	1.6868894100	1	1.69	12.5	1.5463869572	7	11.79	87.5
	Nidhogg	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3263578415	12	15.09	100
	No More Room in Hell	114	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4431420267	114	207.01	100
	Octodad: Dadliest Catch	32	0.4474030137	1	0.45	3.1	0.6279999018	31	39.24	96.9
	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	18	0.3821559846	1	0.38	5.6	0.3947319388	17	24.98	94.4
	One Way Heroics	44	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4847412705	44	50.86	100
	Only If	10	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7571443319	10	9.72	100
	Organ Trail: Director's Cut	28	0.8494145870	1	0.85	3.6	0.5968911052	27	35.48	96.4
	Ori and the Blind Forest	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4893427789	50	46.75	100
	ORION: Prelude	251	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3541398048	251	447.41	100
	Osmos	11	0.3608454168	1	0.36	9.1	0.8729200363	10	14.48	90.9
	Paladins	58	0.3105241060	1	0.31	1.7	0.1882579178	57	43.02	98.3
	Papers, Please	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3372775018	13	10.43	100
	PAYDAY 2	701	0.7617951035	13	4.16	1.9	0.2199093550	688	797.62	98.1
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02	10	0.0072992910	1	0.01	10	0.5250224471	9	6.13	90
	PAYDAY 2: The Death Wish Update	31	0.1107956916	1	0.11	3.2	0.2503908277	30	16.27	96.8
	Poker Night at the Inventory	20	0.4375307858	11	3.58	55	0.3810600042	9	5.84	45
	The Political Machine	21	1.1490535736	6	4.50	28.6	0.4740820229	15	15.52	71.4
	Poly Bridge	22	0.7460575700	3	1.63	13.6	0.9174671173	19	31.41	86.4
	Portal	15	0.3096182942	2	0.49	13.3	0.2534227371	13	10.31	86.7
	Portal 2	51	1.0996915102	23	10.50	45.1	0.3177620173	28	21.17	54.9
	POSTAL 2	69	0.5990150571	3	1.34	4.3	0.3839044571	66	62.11	95.7
	Prison Architect	18	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6056422591	18	22.72	100
	Psychonauts	37	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6254698038	37	44.98	100
	PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS	37	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1589011401	37	23.69	100
	Quake Live	58	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6518169045	58	99.61	100
	Quantum Conundrum	15	0.3386747241	2	0.64	13.3	0.5111246109	13	15.35	86.7
	Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad - Single Player	29	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8260894418	29	46.26	100
	Rising Storm/Red Orchestra 2 Multiplayer	140	-1	0	0.00	16.4	0.5179081559	140-23	259.29	100
	Rock of Ages	19	0.2283932567	1	0.23	5.3	0.3469005227	18	19.08	94.7
	Rocket League	72	0.3737378120	28	4.25	38.9	0.1427589655	44	24.03	61.1
	Rogue Legacy	29	0.2440305054	2	0.38	6.9	0.1695124954	27	20.62	93.1
	Saints Row: The Third	53	0.1363275051	2	0.26	5.7	0.2044663876	51-1	35.27	94.3
	Scribblenauts Unlimited	25	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3216842413	25	21.03	100
	Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter	35	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3749454618	35	57.77	100
	Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter	70	0.8279784918	1	0.83	1.4	0.6636667848	69	118.02	98.6
	Sid Meier's Civilization V	118	0.9720771313	21	7.04	17.8	0.1590493172	97	105.82	82.2
	Civilization V - Scenario Pack: Wonders of the Ancient World	15	0.0397855416	1	0.04	6.7	0.3210941255	14	16.67	93.3
	Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World	60	1.0669785738	1	1.07	1.7	0.3927973509	59	74.66	98.3
	Sid Meier's Civilization V: Gods and Kings	51	0.4176519513	7	1.38	13.7	0.2369380593	44	59.60	86.3
	Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth	64	0.3704349399	2	0.57	3.1	0.2307721227	62	63.95	96.9
	Skullgirls 2nd Encore	45	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7533944249	45	95.41	100
	SMITE	319	1.1952841282	12	8.39	3.8	0.5164053440	307	446.23	96.2
	Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army	26	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2013399005	26	22.04	100
	Sonic Adventure DX	15	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6884175539	15	21.30	100
	South Park™: The Stick of Truth™	50	0.8592646718	23	9.18	46	0.4258704185	27	25.31	54
	SpeedRunners	29	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2707148492	29	26.76	100
	The Stanley Parable	10	0.1882306635	2	0.37	20	0.2005535066	8	4.81	80
	STAR WARS™ Knights of the Old Republic™ II: The Sith Lords™	57	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6689377427	57	76.99	100
	Stardew Valley	49	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2188841850	49	64.31	100
	SteamWorld Dig	24	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3295278549	24	24.17	100
	Strata	24	0.6450467110	2	1.26	8.3	0.6763199568	22	21.27	91.7
	Super Hexagon	6	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4823494256	6	5.60	100
	Super Meat Boy	48	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2087584585	48	66.69	100
	Super Time Force Ultra	33	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6422757506	33	43.39	100
	Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP	14	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5663707256	14	16.00	100
	Surgeon Simulator	72	0.3139577210	3	0.81	4.2	0.2786886394	69	87.97	95.8
	Tabletop Simulator	27	0.3781391978	3	0.70	11.1	0.4177475572	24	29.58	88.9
	Team Fortress 2	520	1.3360763788	513	354.93	98.7	0.9460409880	7	8.70	1.3
	Teleglitch: Die More Edition	39	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6826966405	39	76.15	100
	Terraria	115	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1272740811	115	76.01	100
	Thomas Was Alone	35	0.3120509386	1	0.31	2.9	0.2693966329	34	19.69	97.1
	Ticket to Ride	25	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0204504728	25	50.23	100
	Tiny and Big: Grandpa's Leftovers	53	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5185675025	53	73.05	100
	To the Moon	1	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6062124968	1	0.61	100
	Torchlight II	119	1.0176436901	16	4.39	13.4	0.1767896116	103	92.04	86.6
	TowerFall Ascension	30	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6717670560	30	50.75	100
	Transistor	33	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2403747737	33	30.63	100
	Trine	33	0.1977592856	1	0.20	3	0.4837434292	32	31.39	97
	Tropico 4	60	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6571129560	60	74.20	100
	Turbo Dismount	23	0.2575041950	2	0.47	8.7	0.1884144545	21	19.42	91.3
	Universe Sandbox Legacy	16	0.1127217934	2	0.22	12.5	0.2651344538	14	14.19	87.5
	Unturned	72	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3181855083	72	98.35	100
	Viscera Cleanup Detail: Santa's Rampage	13	0.9598822594	2	1.52	15.4	0.6499551535	11	11.53	84.6
	VVVVVV	19	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0289331675	19	33.93	100
	War Thunder	82	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5025647283	82	137.77	100
	The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition	52	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3356603384	52	46.53	100
	The Wolf Among Us	35	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2345201522	35	13.37	100
	Wolfenstein: The New Order	50	0.1266439706	1	0.13	2	0.1469072253	49	28.79	98
	World of Goo	8	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0894651413	8	13.12	100
	Worms Revolution	29	0.5772870183	2	1.02	6.9	0.3014145792	27	39.91	93.1
	XCOM: Enemy Unknown	50	0.2023749948	1	0.20	2	0.1964151412	49	35.57	98
	You Have to Win the Game	15	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2608905137	15	14.72	100