| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
 |
That Purple Drank |
1.68 |
| Drink an explosion potion. For some reason. |
|
 |
High Definition Piss Jugs |
1.24 |
| Find a jug of piss. For some reason. |
|
 |
Buff Wreckington |
1.18 |
| Wreck the Buff Mechington. |
|
 |
In the most ass way possible... |
1.81 |
| Defeat the Buff Mechington with a kick to the butt. |
|
 |
I've seen things... |
1.27 |
| Discover the fate of the Hermes Captain. |
|
 |
Me time |
1.88 |
| Make a lewd gesture with the Magnetic Inductor while in a bed. |
|
 |
To pass a man in the woods... |
1.58 |
| Cook and eat human flesh. |
|
 |
Foul Fowl |
1.80 |
| Soil a chicken with dung. |
|
 |
Some kind of Irony |
1.92 |
| Kill a chicken with an egg. |
|
 |
I messed myself |
1.15 |
| Get brown on you. |
|
 |
Novice Gemologist |
1.26 |
| Craft a rough gem. |
|
 |
Journeyman Gemologist |
1.30 |
| Craft a refined gem. |
|
 |
Adept Gemologist |
1.42 |
| Craft a faceted gem. |
|
 |
Master Gemologist |
1.53 |
| Craft a brilliant gem. |
|
 |
So Shines a Good Deed in a Weary World |
3.61 |
| Return that which was stolen. |
