Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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AIN'T GOT COJONES! |
0.98 | 02/06/2012 14:00:37 |
Finish your business with Krotchy. |
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SCOFIELD |
0.97 | 02/06/2012 13:36:19 |
Escape from prison. |
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REPO MAN |
0.78 | 02/05/2012 12:29:59 |
Return Thegways to the owner |
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WOLVERINES R GHEY |
1.22 | 02/04/2012 16:10:39 |
50 badgersaw kills. |
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COMMIES GO HOME! |
1.24 | 02/04/2012 15:46:34 |
Make Venezuela peacemakers go home. |
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SPECIAL OLYMPIAN |
0.91 | 02/04/2012 15:46:34 |
Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner. |
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ALL PERPS MUST DIE! |
1.23 | 02/04/2012 14:38:41 |
Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis! |
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SCHWARZENEGGER |
1.09 | 02/04/2012 14:07:23 |
200 kills using M-60. |
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SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS |
1.18 | 02/03/2012 17:30:05 |
Arrest eco zealots leader. |
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NEUROSURGEON |
1.02 | 02/03/2012 14:37:33 |
300 headshot/decap kills. |
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EMO |
0.35 | 02/03/2012 13:22:34 |
Injure yourself. |
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T.J. HOOKER |
1.38 | 02/03/2012 12:42:51 |
Arrest 200 perps. |
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THE CHOICE WAS YOURS! |
0.58 | 01/29/2012 14:37:18 |
Choose path for the first time. |
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DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON! |
0.29 | 01/28/2012 13:56:54 |
Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens. |
Game |
Achievement |
Points |
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DANNY TREJO |
1.14 |
100 kills using machete in melee. |
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PSYCHO DUNDEE |
1.33 |
50 kills using boomerang machete. |
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SUCKTASTIC! |
1.29 |
Suck up 500 items with the shop vac. |
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DON'T TAZE ME BRO |
1.23 |
Taze 200 victims. |
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PRODUCT RECALL |
1.40 |
Destroy 50 cars. |
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PROPERTY DAMAGE |
1.45 |
Smash 50 windows. |
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THERE IS NO SPOON |
1.63 |
Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time. |
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CHAMP WHISPERER |
2.17 |
50 kills using dog. |
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CAT WRANGLER |
1.55 |
50 kills using cat. |
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ENTOMOLOGIST |
1.61 |
50 kills using bees. |
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ARSONIST |
1.66 |
150 kills using fire. |
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MEGA-SADIST |
2.17 |
200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off. |
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REAL AMERICAN |
1.91 |
Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists. |
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CAMELBACK |
1.47 |
Piss 100 gallons of urine. |
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PERSONAL JESUS |
1.87 |
Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count) |
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BIPOLAR |
2.14 |
Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough. |
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PETA CHAIRMAN |
1.81 |
Kill no animals in one playthrough. |
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STALLONE |
1.92 |
Complete game using only melee. |
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EASTWOOD |
1.91 |
Complete game using only the pistol. |
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I AM THE LAW |
1.80 |
Complete Good path without falling off. |
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KAVORKIAN |
1.83 |
Euthanise 30 elderly folks. |
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JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT |
1.63 |
Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders. |
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DADDY NEVER LOVED ME |
1.84 |
Complete game killing only males. |
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FAIL ZOMBIE |
1.44 |
Respawn 20 times. |