Achievement
Stats.com

• Overview
• News
• Rankings
  • Players
  • Countries
• Achievements
  • Lists
  • Calendar
• Guides
• Badges
• Search
• Steam games
• Statistics
• API
• About AchStats
  • Info
  • History
  • Tutorial

`Nick

• View friends ranking
• View unlocking history
• View best achievements
• View badges
• View extended statistics
• View upcoming achievements
• Report as cheater
• Set as my profile

Rank	345223
Achievements	440 (229.30 points)
Number of games and DLCs	56
Number of all owning games	Game details not public
Badges	12 (3316 XP)
Member since	September 12, 2003
Total playing time	2047.6 hours
Completion rate	0.0 %
Location	Chino, California, United States

Show / hide summary

0:1:55454
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

0:1:55454
0:1:55454
0:1:55454

Achievements

Show broken games Show completed games Show untouched games

Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
			Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	Agricultural Simulator 2013 Steam Edition	134	-1	0	0.00	0	1.3593769073	134	308.19	100
	Alien Swarm	66	0.3890381753	4	1.03	6.1	0.2372177690	62	56.71	93.9
	Arma Tactics	22	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1156755686	22	46.77	100
	Audiosurf	19	0.1958698183	2	0.33	10.5	0.1518772095	17	16.29	89.5
	Batman: Arkham Asylum GOTY Edition	47	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3319646120	47	36.94	100
	Batman: Arkham City GOTY	64	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3364886940	64	63.58	100
	Bridge Project	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8313650489	13	18.34	100
	Brütal Legend	59	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4761873186	59	90.59	100
	Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare	45	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2153489143	45	31.10	100
	Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare - Multiplayer	45	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0433473587	45	81.44	100
	Call of Duty: Black Ops	47	0.7510680556	3	1.45	6.4	0.1765027493	44	33.95	93.6
	Call of Duty: Black Ops - Multiplayer	3	0.8567157388	2	1.29	66.7	0.4938244522	1	0.49	33.3
	Call of Duty: Black Ops II	35	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2935587168	35	28.17	100
	Call of Duty: Black Ops II - Multiplayer	5	0.8796527982	2	1.05	40	0.5872925520	3	2.87	60
	Call of Duty: Black Ops II - Zombies	50	1.1019405127	3	2.72	6	0.4919830263	47	64.10	94
	Call of Duty: Ghosts	40	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2024789304	40	23.74	100
	Call of Duty: Ghosts - Multiplayer	10	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5856693983	10	12.82	100
	Confrontation	52	-1	0	0.00	0	1.8577777147	52	120.64	100
	Counter-Strike 2	1	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0603489876	1	1.06	100
	Counter-Strike: Source	147	1.2857297659	89	55.23	60.5	0.5848649144	58	66.09	39.5
	Day of Defeat: Source	54	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6890414357	54	71.61	100
	DayZ	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9585137963	13	22.72	100
	Eets Munchies	14	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7639632225	14	16.56	100
	F.E.A.R. 3	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5226924419	50	72.42	100
	FEZ	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2674589753	12	9.57	100
	Galcon Fusion	136	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8077991009	136	263.37	100
	Game of Thrones	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8296328187	50	74.37	100
	Garry's Mod	29	1.2453910112	5	2.43	17.2	0.1068756655	24	24.46	82.8
	Grand Theft Auto IV: The Complete Edition	55	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7638863325	55	87.59	100
	Left 4 Dead 2	101	0.6624209285	6	2.21	5.9	0.3121777773	95	102.92	94.1
	The Lord of the Rings: War in the North	46	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4603953958	46	45.94	100
	Mark of the Ninja	30	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1810471267	30	23.48	100
	Monday Night Combat	51	0.3771342039	1	0.38	2	0.4921672940	50	92.21	98
	PAYDAY 2	701	1.0561550856	29	13.65	4.1	0.2229692936	672	787.68	95.9
	PAYDAY 2: Armored Transport	48	0.1604454815	1	0.16	2.1	0.2076494098	47	27.67	97.9
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Sniper Pack	17	0.0869149864	1	0.09	5.9	0.1564482450	16	5.91	94.1
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02	10	0.0072905985	1	0.01	10	0.5249367952	9	6.13	90
	PAYDAY 2: The Big Bank Heist	20	0.1687962711	2	0.29	10	0.0911265165	18	9.76	90
	PAYDAY 2: The Death Wish Update	31	0.1107860357	1	0.11	3.2	0.2502693534	30	16.26	96.8
	PAYDAY 2: The Shadow Raid Heist	12	0.0293336101	1	0.03	8.3	0.1741240919	11	3.18	91.7
	Poker Night at the Inventory	20	0.4328509569	9	2.95	45	0.3031423390	11	6.47	55
	Pool Nation	20	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3855819106	20	24.38	100
	Portal	15	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1843382418	15	10.80	100
	ProtoGalaxy	33	-1	0	0.00	3	1.3593513966	33-1	86.99	100
	QuantZ	15	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4338177145	15	25.80	100
	RAW - Realms of Ancient War	12	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1055221558	12	20.59	100
	Scribblenauts Unlimited	25	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3216883540	25	21.03	100
	Serious Sam 3: BFE	61	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3156784773	61	65.43	100
	Sleeping Dogs™	50	0.2921698689	7	1.74	14	0.2949422300	43	32.18	86
	Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army	26	0.2013597339	1	0.20	3.8	0.3131544888	25	21.84	96.2
	Surgeon Simulator	72	0.8035688996	9	3.97	12.5	0.4690205157	63	84.81	87.5
	Team Fortress 2	520	1.0232909918	261	137.99	51	0.3670679629	259-4	225.58	49
	The Testament of Sherlock Holmes	32	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5897772312	32	29.38	100
	Trainz Simulator 12	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8551205993	50	122.14	100
	Trine 2	66	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2720560730	66	71.27	100
	Wargame: European Escalation	29	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5988616347	29	45.26	100

Profile was last updated on August 11, 2018 at 12:40 PM.

Next automatic update on May 01, 2024 at 01:46 AM.