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POSTAL 2

POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost

48.3 average hours needed for completion.

69 achievements worth of 66.96 points
Achievement Description Crawled Points Report as
R. Kelly's Protege R. Kelly's Protege Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. 12/13/2013 20:42:55 0.40
Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. 12/13/2013 20:42:56 0.49
Here, Wilfred Here, Wilfred Gained your first dog helper. 12/13/2013 20:42:56 0.54
Chapelle's Show Chapelle's Show Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. 12/13/2013 20:42:57 1.02
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. 12/13/2013 20:42:57 0.54
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. 12/13/2013 20:42:58 1.30
Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Survived Monday. 12/13/2013 20:42:58 0.51
C U Next Tuesday C U Next Tuesday Survived Tuesday. 12/13/2013 20:43:00 0.68
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! Survived Wednesday. 12/13/2013 20:43:00 0.77
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays Survived Thursday. 12/13/2013 20:43:01 0.86
Workin' for the Weekend Workin' for the Weekend Survived Friday. 12/13/2013 20:43:01 0.91
Screw Bill Lumbergh! Screw Bill Lumbergh! Survived Saturday. 12/13/2013 20:43:02 0.97
I swear, I thought it was a home fill I swear, I thought it was a home fill Exploded a nuclear bomb. 12/13/2013 20:43:03 1.06
Cesar Millan is Gay Cesar Millan is Gay Mauled 30 people with your dog. 12/13/2013 20:43:03 1.21
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale Roasted 30 people with fire. 12/13/2013 20:43:05 0.86
Rebecca Black's Nightmare Rebecca Black's Nightmare Totaled 30 cars. 12/13/2013 20:43:05 1.06
Hello, Newman Hello, Newman Kicked 30 dogs. 12/13/2013 20:43:06 1.22
Darth Maul'd! Darth Maul'd! Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. 12/13/2013 20:43:07 0.96
Reddit would be proud. Reddit would be proud. Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. 12/13/2013 20:43:08 1.04
Pussy on a Pedestal Pussy on a Pedestal Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. 12/13/2013 20:43:08 1.20
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. 12/13/2013 20:43:09 0.90
Uncle T-Bag Uncle T-Bag Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. 12/13/2013 20:43:09 1.23
Do you even Enzyte, bro? Do you even Enzyte, bro? Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. 12/13/2013 20:43:10 0.71
Running With Scissors Running With Scissors Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. 12/13/2013 20:43:10 1.04
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Killed over 1,000 people. 12/13/2013 20:43:11 0.93
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree Killed all of the book protestors in the library. 12/13/2013 20:43:12 0.85
Lieberman is our Leader! Lieberman is our Leader! Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. 12/13/2013 20:43:12 0.72
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. 12/13/2013 20:43:13 0.81
Can't Touch This Can't Touch This Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. 12/13/2013 20:43:13 0.91
Fear and Loathing Fear and Loathing Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. 12/13/2013 20:43:14 1.34
Señor Cornballer Señor Cornballer Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. 12/13/2013 20:43:14 1.10
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. 12/13/2013 20:43:15 0.86
Rick Grimes 4 Life Rick Grimes 4 Life Made 30 zombies lose their heads. 12/13/2013 20:43:15 1.09
Anustart! Anustart! Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. 12/13/2013 20:43:16 1.43
40 Year Old Virgin 40 Year Old Virgin Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) 12/13/2013 20:43:17 1.44
CAN YOU DIG IT?! CAN YOU DIG IT?! Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) 12/13/2013 20:43:17 1.47
Planet of the Apes: The Musical Planet of the Apes: The Musical Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. 12/13/2013 20:43:17 1.46
Scientology Level: OT VIII Scientology Level: OT VIII Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. 12/13/2013 20:43:18 1.54
Fur Sure! Fur Sure! Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. 12/13/2013 20:43:18 0.78
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. 12/13/2013 20:43:19 0.68
Where's Mr. McGibblets? Where's Mr. McGibblets? Gave Krotchy the bad touch. 12/13/2013 20:43:19 0.90
Finkle IS Einhorn! Finkle IS Einhorn! Gave a kickoff to a severed head. 12/13/2013 20:43:20 0.65
Anger Management With Roger Clemens Anger Management With Roger Clemens Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. 12/13/2013 20:43:21 1.08
Shiva Blast Shiva Blast "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. 12/13/2013 20:43:21 1.08
Don't taze me, bro! Don't taze me, bro! Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. 12/13/2013 20:43:21 1.19
I Am Legend I Am Legend Committed suicide... the Taliban way. 12/13/2013 20:43:22 1.04
I should buy a boat I should buy a boat Read the newspaper every day. 12/13/2013 20:43:22 1.10
Friend of Dorothy Friend of Dorothy Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. 12/13/2013 20:43:23 0.46
Officer McLovin' Officer McLovin' Asked a police officer to sign your petition. 12/13/2013 20:43:24 0.57
Paid the Piper Paid the Piper Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. 12/13/2013 20:43:24 0.99
Well, aren't YOU a badass Well, aren't YOU a badass Kicked open a door. 12/13/2013 20:43:25 0.46
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you Put out someone that's on fire. 12/13/2013 20:43:25 0.59
It's sterile and I like the taste It's sterile and I like the taste Sucked down your own piss. 12/13/2013 20:43:26 0.61
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. 12/13/2013 20:43:26 0.73
FAB-U-LOUS! FAB-U-LOUS! Wore all three outfits. 12/13/2013 20:43:27 0.95
I don't need virgins for this I don't need virgins for this Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. 12/13/2013 20:43:27 1.12
A-Rod Who? A-Rod Who? Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. 12/13/2013 20:43:28 1.11
Door Mat Door Mat Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. 12/13/2013 20:43:28 0.91
Chuck Norris'd! Chuck Norris'd! Killed someone with a flying jump kick. 12/13/2013 20:43:29 0.92
One time, at band camp... One time, at band camp... Saved the marching band from explody death. 12/13/2013 20:43:30 1.15
There's always money in the banana stand There's always money in the banana stand Found the secret bank exit on Monday. 12/13/2013 20:43:30 1.08
SCREW that game! SCREW that game! Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. 12/13/2013 20:43:31 1.28
Found 'em faster than GWB Found 'em faster than GWB Discovered the hidden Taliban base. 12/13/2013 20:43:31 1.12
Gotta pay the Troll Toll Gotta pay the Troll Toll Found one of the hidden underground sewers. 12/13/2013 20:43:32 0.89
John Rambo'd! John Rambo'd! Made a very long killing spree. 12/13/2013 20:43:33 1.24
Gary vs. a Giant Penis Gary vs. a Giant Penis Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. 12/13/2013 20:43:34 1.34
You are not alone You are not alone Observed an NPC going POSTAL! 12/13/2013 20:43:34 1.03
Thanks for the money! Thanks for the money! Finished all seven days. 12/13/2013 20:43:35 1.07
I'm not even supposed to be here today! I'm not even supposed to be here today! Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! 06/29/2016 10:42:11 1.44

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Next automatic update on June 29, 2019 at 05:36 AM.

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