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Well... |
I just woke up with a cannon attached to my hand. |
07/10/2018 07:59:59 |
1.96 |
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Freefall |
Fall? I was aiming for that hole, honestly... |
07/10/2018 07:59:59 |
2.05 |
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EXPLOSION!!! |
That's not funny, I just died. |
07/10/2018 08:00:00 |
2.02 |
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Escaped |
You've escaped the space station. Congrats! |
07/10/2018 08:00:00 |
2.41 |
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Firepower |
Used cannon for the first time |
07/10/2018 08:00:01 |
1.96 |
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1k Shots |
A thousend cannon shots later. |
07/10/2018 08:00:01 |
2.41 |
|
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A long way to go |
You've reached 50% of the space station. Keep going. |
07/10/2018 08:00:02 |
2.11 |
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Destroyer |
You've destroyed every single enemy in your path. |
07/10/2018 08:00:02 |
2.49 |
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+250k Score |
Your final score reached over 250000. |
07/10/2018 08:00:03 |
2.29 |
|
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+500k Score |
Your final score reached over 500000. |
07/10/2018 08:00:03 |
2.29 |
|
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+1M Score |
Your final score reached over 1 million. |
07/10/2018 08:00:04 |
2.41 |
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Lucky |
Have 1% or less HP for longer than 3 seconds. |
07/10/2018 08:00:04 |
2.41 |
|
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Can't Touch This |
You reached the end without recieving any damage. |
07/10/2018 08:00:05 |
2.41 |
|
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Furiously Fast |
You reached the end in under 4 minutes. |
07/10/2018 08:00:05 |
2.49 |
|
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Pacifist |
You reached the end without destroying any human-like enemies. |
07/10/2018 08:00:06 |
2.49 |
|
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Ready |
You've completed the tutorial level. Now you're ready. |
07/10/2018 08:00:06 |
2.15 |
|
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Tackler |
Why use a cannon when you can tackle 'em. |
07/10/2018 08:00:07 |
2.02 |
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Overcharge |
You've depleted all of your ammo. |
07/10/2018 08:00:07 |
2.02 |
|
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Dodger |
Bullets? What bullets? (You avoided or shot all bullets) |
07/10/2018 08:00:08 |
2.41 |
|
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Self-Destruct |
Your escape progression caused the space station to initiate selfdestruction. |
07/10/2018 08:00:08 |
2.49 |
|
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Unlucky |
Did you just fall in the last pitfall of this space station? Oh, that's just unlucky. |
07/10/2018 08:00:09 |
2.49 |
|
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Hardcore Badass |
You've completed the game in hard mode. |
07/10/2018 08:00:10 |
2.41 |
|
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Woke Up |
You broke out of hibernation. |
08/07/2019 22:23:35 |
2.29 |
|
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Sgt. Petrov |
You defeated sergeant Petrov. |
08/07/2019 22:23:35 |
2.41 |
|
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Z-84 |
You defeated another Z series clone. |
08/07/2019 22:23:36 |
2.41 |
|
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Room of Death |
You survived for 60 seconds in the room of death. |
08/07/2019 22:23:36 |
2.59 |
|
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Escaped! |
You successfully escaped the space station and managed to destroy it together with all the data and experiments on it. |
08/07/2019 22:23:37 |
2.59 |
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Babushka is Proud |
As Bob so eloquently stated, you made his babushka proud by destroying the clones. |
08/16/2019 07:38:36 |
2.49 |
|
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Taxpayers Nightmare |
You've done over 1 million union credits of damage. |
08/16/2019 07:38:36 |
2.49 |
|
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Clear! |
You destroyed all of your pursuers. |
08/16/2019 07:38:36 |
2.59 |
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Shadowman-Combat-Master 9000 |
You defeated Z-84 with your base weapon in the training room. |
08/16/2019 07:38:37 |
2.59 |
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